Yesterday what was many considered a big deal in the techie world because Apple jock Steve Jobs introduced what was to be the next big thing – iPad. As for me, whether it’s iPad, iPod, iPhone, iSuckballs or whatever else you call it – those are all Apple products and Apple never delivers. Their overpriced, underperforming gadgets for fanbois are for show off, not for use. I can find a better way to throw money out the window if I choose to do so and will leave buying of lame Apple products to people without brains. But let’s focus on the ever-mighty iPad and the truth behind the device:
No matter how much Apple fanbois end up being crybabies all over the internet worshipping their little sexually dysfunctional Gods by brownnosing their anal warted cavities, it changes nothing on the fact that iPad, just as every other Apple product FAILs hard. And what iPad really is? I’ll let the picture above answer that question. Just take duct tape from your kitchen drawer and tape four iPhones together and you will get this super awesome device there has been so much secrecy about prior to yesterday’s press conference. iPad = yet another Apple FAIL.
Everything released by Apple has been a FAIL! Every person using Apple products is a FAIL! But of all Apple’s failures, nothing shines as bright as iPhone. iPhone is the king of FAIL, unless you consider long lasting, ongoing FAIL of Macintosh computers. To add salt to the wound, Verizon has released an ad that mocks the crap out of iPhone. Everything iPhone iDon’t, Droid Does. Mocking iPhone like that gives Verizon and Droid Does extra brownie points, but even Droid Does failed in the fact that it’s powered by Google Android 2.0. Anything powered by Google Anything is bound to FAIL. Nevertheless, the Anti-iPhone ad by Verizon is pretty bad ass.
The following is what Motorola Droid Does, while iPhone iDon’t:
- iDon’t have a real keyboard
- iDon’t run simultaneous apps
- iDon’t take 5-megapixel pictures
- iDon’t customize
- iDon’t run widgets
- iDon’t allow open development
- iDon’t take pictures in the dark
- iDon’t have interchangeable batteries
EVerything iDon’t, Droid Does!
Verizon has just released few pretty cool cell phones to the wide audiences out there and LG Voyager seems to be the most kicks ass of all. The Voyager comes equipped with full QWERTY keyboard; it runs on faster Verizon network with much superior wireless web connection speed to that of iPhones so this latest release from LG is expected to shake the ground under Apple’s iPhones. Voyager also known as LG VX10000 will be cheaper than iPhone and Verizon do not seem to hide the excitement and came with bold statements such as that that LG Voyager phone will kill Apple’s iPhone. Lack of a traditional keyboard on iPhones is definitely something that plays in favor of a Voyager plus the latter has a second screen.
The LG Voyager is exclusive to Verizon Wireless and apart from opening like a laptop to reveal the second screen with a QWERTY keyboard, it also features a 2.0 megapixel camera with video capture, a microSD card slot, capable to accommodate memory cards with capacity of up to 8GB. The LG Voyager will be in stores by the end of November 2007, pricing has not yet been announced.
