Pro footballer Matt Jones of the Jacksonville Jaguars was caught in his car early this morning, cutting up his cocaine as if it was nothing.

“Jaguar” Matt Jones, 25 was partying in his former college town of Fayetteville this morning and was found by police at 12:40am using his credit card to cut up some cocaine with two buddies, whilst he casually held a straw full of the substance behind his ear like a cigarette. He was ordered to get out of his “gangster” Toyota SUV, but kept one arm in the window causing one police man to almost open fire.

After a search of the car, police discovered a bag chocked with cocaine and a jar with some kind of left over drug residue.

Matt Jones has been officially arrested on cocaine charges although there may have been marijuana present in the vehicle at the time. He two buddies Benjamin Cook, 26, and Jared Hicks, 25 were arrested with misdemeanor possession charges.

The Jaguars owner had nothing of “substance” to say, but looked visually embarrassed. Hey at least it wasn’t steroids, right?

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