Legendary guitarist (BTW, who decides which guitarist becomes “legendary”) Eddie Van Halen is taking his relationship with Janie Liszewski seriously. Eddie Van Halen and Janie Liszewski got engaged in October last year and by now they already have a wedding day set up. The plans are for this Summer, likely in June but I don’t know exact date yet. Janie Liszewski has been Eddie’s publicist, a girlfriend and a manager of Van Halen for a while.
In a recent interview with The Rolling Stones, Eddie Van Halen revealed his intentions to record first Van Halen’s album with David Lee Roth in 25 years and first Van Halen album in general in over a decade. It’s surprising, but despite their grandpa type of age, Van Halen still kicks it and makes crap loads of money playing music. Damn…
With all that commotion happening around him, Eddie Van Halen also introduced a new guitar to the world of six strings – The Fender Wolfgang Guitar. Eddie has a son whom he named Wolfgang now plays base guitar with Van Halen. Wolfgang is also a name of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart – arguably the best music composer of all time. The Fender Wolfgang Guitar, as one of Eddie Van Halen collection guitar has been available for sale since mid January 2009. The Fender Wolfgang Guitar comes in three colors – tobacco burst (pictures above), vintage white and black and costs around $3000. You can find out more about it on EVH Gear Site
Video of Eddie Van Halen introducing and playing The Fender Wolfgang Guitar with Guitar World Magazine is below:
Eddie Van Halen, 53 year old guitarist of legendary Van Halen is got engaged to Janie Liszewski, Van Halen manager and Eddie’s publicist and girlfriend.
Eddie Van Halen proposed to Janie Liszewski back in August in Hawaii and guess what – the bitch said “Yes”. It’s now official – the two are engaged? Insiders say Eddie kneeled before her to propose and bitch accepted on the spot.
Is this really how engagement works? You take a bitch to Hawaii and tell her you want to tie a penis knot with her clitoris and voila – away you go? Is that how it works with engagements? I’ve never been engaged, I have no fucking clue how it works. What I know, is that the next thing you do is diamond ring shopping, cause that’s how it’s done when you get engaged and then you get married and have post marital sex, like every good Christian. Then you make lots of babies, go to church every Sunday and out for a few with your buddies once a week – life is good.
Eddie Van Halen is no newb to getting engaged. Before Janie Liszewski, he was married to Valerie Bertinelli for 16 years. He’s got a son with Wolfgang her. 16 years – that’s a long ass time to remain married. And who the hell names their son Wolfgang?
Janie Liszewski is a 38 year old ho who’s never been married before. Talk about determined gold digger. She saved her virginity to score a big one.
Janie Liszewski and Eddie Van Halen are scheduling the wedding for June of 2009.
Oh, Van Halen still make shit loads of money – BTW. They are in top 10 richest rockers of 2008, according to Forbes. Janie Liszewski scored herself a gold mine.
