Beer Steak Bullshit

Jenny McCarthy is so fine. Definitely one of the hottest, if not THE hottest MILF in Hollywood. She’s just perfect, she’s fun, good looking, dresses up without making herself look slutty, never goes over the top with her hair or make up. Plus look at that body – that’s one fine Mom I’d Like to Fuck.

Let’s talk about her nipple for a second. I’m not a big fan of big boob, I prefer them smaller and perky, but those hard nipples of Jenny McCarthy are looking at me and talking to me. You can never go wrong with tight jeans and black tank top without a bra if you’re a famous Hollywood Milf, because flashes of paparazzi always make otherwise opaque black look see through. Those nipples are worth it. Jim Carrey is a lucky bugger. He get’s to fuck Jenny McCarthy, the hottest Milf in Hollywood.

I’ve made lots of fun of Britney Spears when she was a wreck (not so long ago) but looks like Daddy Jamie Spears is doing his job and is putting the wrecked pop star together. Britney Spears looks hot in new pictures. I totally want to say – Oops, you’re looking hot, babe. You’re actually a pleasure to look at again. Being this hot blonde with beaming smile is what you should always have been.

These new pictures are from the Generation Rescue gig that was hosted by Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. Britney Spears still has more work to do on herself to regain former hotness, which one can easily tell by the fact that Jenny McCarthy looks hotter than her. And she’s older (or maybe I’m just into MILFs). But Jenny’s one hot piece of meat.

Either way, I’m happy for Britney Spears. This is definitely the best she’s looked in about 2 years.