Austin Powers Star Joe Son Charged in Gang Rape

Happy — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:46:54 +0000

It’s a rape day over at Beer Steak Blog. First it’s Tenor Ernesto Tito Beltran and now even more recognizable celebrity – Joe Son, most famous for his role as Random Task in original Austin Powers movie. Joe Son was arrested in May for felony vandalism and this type of crime requires forking over a DNA sample. Investigators analyzed the DNA sample and voila – Joe Son took part in a gang rape dating back to 1990 that was unsolved for 18 years. Busted!

As results of his felony vandalism, Joe Son is now charged with much juicier crimes:

- five felony counts of rape
- two felony counts of forcible sodomy
- two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force
- seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation
- one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force

Wow, so many people have good times and I’m never there when it happens. Each time I participated in gang rape… I’m the receiver. I’m kidding No, really

The woman from that 1990 gang rape was pistol-whipped, repeatedly raped, threatened with death, then blindfolded and left naked on her own naked.

If convicted of all charges, Joe Son will be facing 275 years to life in jail. Hope he still has the number on Dr. Evil so he can break his ass out of the chokey cause man is busted.

Joe Son, whose full name is Joseph Hyungmin Son is also known among MMA fans. During his UFC 4 fight against Keith Hackney in December 1994, he was repeatedly punched in the ball sack. Ref did not interrupt the fight because at the time it was not officially against the rules. Watch the fight in a video below:

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Austin Powers Star Joe Son Charged in Gang Rape

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