Levi Johnston, luckiest guy in whole of world has a name of his girlfriend Bristol tattooed on his ring finger. That’s devotion. Dude totally means it when he inserts his genitalia into Bristol’s holiest of holies. But then again, I’d get her name tattooed on my dick if I get to keep daughter of high profile politician. And I’m talking Sarah Polin, White House type of high profile, not some small town Alaska, population 8500 type of politician. I’d get Oval Office tattooed on my asshole just to keep Bristol Polin. Cause that’s when your whole life efforts start to pay off. Gold diggers with persistence and dedication reap their rewards sooner or later. I hope Levi Johnston understands that shit or else I’m gonna get “Bristol” tattooed on every bloody knuckle I have.
Oh, and WTF is John McCain thinking, hugging Bristol Polin when her dedicated, finger tattooed boyfriend Levi Johnston is around. Dude needs to get a clue. Wait a second…
As a non Americans I really don’t care who’s gonna become next US president, but I really enjoy Sarah Polin getting all the coverage. She’s such a hot MILF. We need more hot MILFs in the politics. Grumpy old men and sagged-boobs senile women don’t do it anymore. And nobody cares about young males. We need hot MILFs. That’s the only way to go. Sarah Polin for prez…
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- Sarah Palin with Whole Family and John McCain at Republican Convention
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- Bristol Palin and boyfriend Levi Johnston
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- WTF John McCain? Bristol is My Girlfriend! -Levi Johnston
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- Levi Johnston and his Girlfriend Bristol Palin
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- Levi Johnston Got Name of his Girlfriend Tattooed in his Finger
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- Levi Johnston Has Tattoo that Read “Bristol” on his Ring Finger
Ha, Levi Johnston… It’s nice and all to hold hands with potential daughter of US vice president, but did you buy that diamond ring she’s wearing or what? Yeah… I didn’t think so. Sweet life though. Levi Johnston gets to boink Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin, who could possibly become a VP should presidential candidate John McCain get elected, and at the same time he doesn’t have to worry about buying expensive jewelry. There will be somebody who pics up that bill. Damn… living in Alaska’s got to count for something.
The pictures are from Republican Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota. Levi Johnston and his girlfriend Bristol Palin got to meet and shake hands with presumptive presidential nominee John McCain. Whole family of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin attended. I really love their names: Trig Palin, Willow Palin, Piper Palin, Track Palin, and of course Bristol Palin with her genital juices exchange partner Levi Johnston.
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- Sarah Palin with her Family and John McCain at the Republican Convention
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- Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin Greeted by John McCain – Picture
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- Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin Holding Hands – Image
Pictures credit: Getty Images
Jeepers Creepers, that’s a pesky old woman. Roberta McCain, mother of Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain looks like someone I wouldn’t want to piss off. The picture is from Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota.
If John McCain is 72 year old, then how old is Roberta McCain – his mother? Damn, this woman probably went to school with William Shakespeare. And I can see her plowing her way through White House if Barack Obama wins. She’ll totally beat the crap out of the security personnel and then will slap Obama and will yell at him. Everyone will just stand there and stare cause no one would have expected an old woman to unleash mayhem on an Oval Office. Damn, Roberta McCain… I wouldn’t want her for my mother in law 
Roberta McCain image credit: Chip Somodevilla, Getty Images
Proof that it’s fake. Yeah… you didn’t actually think this was real, did you? Sarah Palin, John McCain’s VP has been attacked by Barack Obama dogs throughout the net ever since the announcement of her being McCain’s VP came to light. Lot’s of fake stories, lots of fake rumors and now fake Sarah Palin Bikini Pic. But we at Beer Steak Bullshit Bog got the proof. We got the proof that it’s fake, damn it.
I can’t help but ask – how far will Barack Obama and his crowd of blind sheep go?
- Sarah Palin Bikini Pic – fake.
- Sarah Palin bad mother – fake
- Sarah Palin stripper – fake
- Sarah Palin sex tape – damn, I’d love to see that shit. She’s the hottest MILF to hit the waves of internet ever since I’ve first jacked off to old pr0n.
Anyway, leave Sarah Palin alone. She’d be the best thing to happen to the White House. Whole world would be looking up to the US to get a glimpse of the hottest VP in the world. Sarah Palin is the sex.
Paris Hilton decided to get even with John McCain after her picture was used in an anti Barack Obama video ad aimed to make fun of the presidential candidate picturing him as international celebrity, with an unsaid context suggesting he’d be the same as Paris Hilton. The ad was “approved” by John McCain and today Paris Hilton responded with a release of her own video that is “approved” by Paris Hilton, because she totally thinks it’s hot.
I like Paris Hilton. She looks hot in that video and makes decent fun of herself which works perfectly well with her objective – to picture John McCain as complete idiot. She calls him “white haired dude” and proposes to paint the White House pink.
See you at the debate, bitches!
The original video ad sponsored by John McCain that provoked the response from Paris Hilton is below:
Source: Funny or Die
US Presidential candidate John McCain was on Ellen DeGeneres‘ show and Ellen was asking him questions about gay marriages. As you may know, Ellen is a lesbian who’s been in a long term gay relationship with her girlfriend Portia de Rossi. The show will air today, but was prerecorded yesterday.
You can tell John McCain is a well rounded chap who can talk on any topic, even if he disagrees with the interviewer in a peaceful, calm voice. I seriously admire this guy. I’m not an American and will not be participating in US elections 2008, but I can’t imagine either of the monkeys (Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton) being this sophisticated and mature about the topic they disagree with. Frankly, I don’t have a favorite candidate, but John McCain at least has some charisma. Which saved the video anyway, cause Ellen DeGeneres is a complete fucktard.
The host obviously had some very pokey lines handy (she can thank ceassation of writer’s strike for that) but John McCain always responded with such awesomeness it was fascinating. Not even that stupid dumbass could surprise him. Watch the video below to see what they were talking about and how lame Ellen is. And whoever you root for, go and vote for him/her.
I’m hurt. The McCain Girls, the best music to have hit the interweb are fake. They have been manufactured by 23/6 website for mere kicks of it, mainly as a response to Obama Girls and other “campaign-song” crap by supporters of the other two presidential candidates. Damn!
All three chicks from McCain Girls have been hired and the video purposefully made to look home made and was uploaded on YouTube. It worked perfect, why did they have to come to light? If I was an American, I’d vote for John McCain just on the principle that he had these hot bitches singing songs about him. But it’s all in vein now. These hot bitches were paid to sing about McCain.
That’s right, McCain Girls are back, bigger and better. In case you have missed the hotness last time around, make sure you get a warm up round watching It’s Raining McCain by McCain Girls first.
McCain girls obviously like songs that are about the rain and replace the word “rain” with “McCain”. The video also seems a bit better this time around. They have some advanced special effects going on, like glowing John McCain floating around and observing McCain girl through the window. Not to mention the eldest of the three, little girly with curly hair who always stands in the left part of the screen got a solo going. That’s hot. She still has troubles lip syncing properly, but it’s much better than with It’s Raining McCain.
TMZ has a video of ugliest celebrity in North America – Shauna Sand in which she publically acknowledges that she thinks John McCain would make a good president and that she’s absolutely going to vote for him. John McCain gets full support from her. I just wish she wasn’t that fugly, ewwww.
In all her divine grossness, Shauna Sand was shivering because she spent previous days cooking her silicone boobs in Miami and they didn’t retain the heat. Her stuffed lips failed to keep her warm too. I’m just gonna cut it short right here. Shauna Sand is plain and simple ridiculously fugly. She’s so gross i can’t even talk about it anymore without feeling the need to puke. Off my head now. I said now, motherfucker…
Speaking of over the top supporters of US presidential candidates, Hillary Clinton has a new big time supporter who doesn’t speak English – a YouTube star La Pequeña.
Don’t ask me what gender La Pequeña is cause I have no damn clue. That creature looks like a midget transvestite with unknown mission on planet Earth. Should I be scared or should I rejoice? I have no damn clue about that one either. I’m overall lost.
It is truly hard to tell which presidential candidate has bigger loons for supporters. John McCain has wanderful McCain Girls performing Raining McCain, Barack Obama has an ever obnoxious $5 whore Casey Knowles who spews hate on Hillary Clinton’s 3am commercial, and Hillary Clinton has La Pequeña in her full sexual beauty. Would you hit it?
By the way, the song in the background is by Hillary Duff, called “Beat Of My Heart”. Below is another video by La Pequeña for Hillary Clinton, this time also featuring her best buddy – Machine. Would you hit this?
