Remember the Epic Beard Man? The hero of the 21st century who was viciously attacked by a worthless thug but put him in place with his no-shit-taking fists? He’s been identified. Real name Thomas Bruso but he’s also known as Vietnam Tom or Tom Slick. Thomas Bruso obviously takes poop from no one and after yesterday’s heroic beat-down of a thug on the bus, he’s become the most talked about internet celebrity. How long before we see the epic beard man Thomas Bruso take on that other thug – what’s his face… Kimbo Slice and knock him down too? The interweb needs MOAR Thomas Bruso. He needs to put a Superman type outfit on and patrol our streets. 67 year old, but still agile enough to take down a thug. There’s nothing more entertaining that listening to some idiot cry “Bring da ambalamps”. Go Thomas Bruso!

Further Reading:

• Thomas Bruso Interview
• Antonio Banderas Beard Pictures – Unshaven, Grey, So Not Hot
• Old Man Owns Mouthy Black Thug Who Attacks Him on the Bus
• Thug Attempts to Mug Asian Kid, Gets His Ass Owned (vid)
• Dana White on Kimbo Slice and EliteXC

Dana White on Kimbo Slice and EliteXC

Dana White, the president of UFC made a massive video rant on Kimbo Slice and his fight against Seth Petruzelli and EliteXC, guys who organized this fight. EliteXC are rivals of UFC so many are upset with Dana White’s rant and are calling on Gary Shaw (president of EliteXC) to sue his ass, but despite being a complete douchebag and moron most of the time, this time around I completely agree with Dana White and what he’s saying.

The rant was in response to Seth Petruzelli admitting that the EliteXC promoters offered him money, if he doesn’t take the fight to the ground. EliteXC wanted to keep the fight up, because they thought viewers would find it more exciting, in particular since Kimbo Slice is completely useless on the ground and would lose the fight.

However, Dana White says – Kimbo Slice sucks. He got knocked out in 14 seconds standing up. But the point Dana White is making is valid. What EliteXC did is illegal, and they ought to be investigated by the FBI. Many fans, casinos and betting agencies placed their bets on one of the fighters. By offering Seth Petruzelli the money, EliteXC tried to manipulate the result of the fight, virtually messing with other people’s investment.

Sports are dirty. Video of Dana White going off on EliteXC is below:

Further Reading:

• Thomas Bruso aka Vietnam Tom – Epic Beard Man Identified
• Lyoto Machida vs Rashad Evans UFC 98 Knockout Video
• Hélio Gracie – Founder of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
• MMA Fighter Justin Levens and Sarah McLean-Levens Found Dead – Murder Suicide
• Corey Hill Breaks Leg During UFC Fight Against Dale Hartt (video)