Beer Steak Bullshit

There is no doubt Robbie Maddison got laid last night. He got lucky big time, but screw that shit. Did you saw the ho that was gonna suck on his dick? She’s an ugly fug. Ewww, so much for a 100 foot drop on a motorcycle, Robbie Maddison if all you got out of that was that ugly whore blowing your junk.

This video of a crazy motorcycle stunt pulled off by Robbie Maddison was broadcast live on New years Eve 2008 as part of Red Bull No Limit New Years Eve show (copyright ESPN 2009). Robbie Maddison jumped on top of a building riding his motorcycle and then jump down 100 feet on a platform below where an ugly fake whore was wating for him giving him signs that she was gonna swallow his man juice in whole tonight. Dude risked his fucking life and gets laid with a fug. Great job, duche. Nice stant though.

Happy New Year to all of my wonderful readers for putting up with my lame ass during 2008 and making Beer Steak Bullshit blog a success. You guys rock. You also get laid more than I do. May your genital juices get lots of loving in 2009 and may herpes stay away from you and jump on everyone who doesn’t want to fuck with you. This one’s gonna one hell of a year. PF 2009

Snow in Las Vegas – yeah, that phrase doesn’t go together very well. Las Vegas is better known for its hot, often very hot weather and now this. 3.6 inches of snow fell in Las Vegas during rare snowstorm that engulfed the sin city on Wednesday and Thursday. It’s the most snow Las Vegas has seen since January 1979, when the city got covered with 7.5 inches of snow.

This type of sprinkle is not even considered snow here in Canada. But it’s always fun to see how areas of the world located in warmer climates deal with unusual snow falls. Vegas was just as anything else – paralyzed. The airport was closed, traffic was head over heels, people freaked out… Makes me laugh my ass off. But to ease it all up, it happens in Canada too. Province of Alberta, where I’m from is very cold and we get snowed a lot. After we’d dealt with cold weather and blizzards for months, Ontario gets a little sprinkle and it’s on national news cause the whole city of Toronto gets paralyzed. Fucking newbs

Anyway, after crazy snow storm on Wednesday, the it has cleared up in Las Vegas on Thursday but snow was still all over the place. The planes were landing again and people had the opportunity to snap pictures by the famous “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas Nevada” sign surrounded by white sheet of snow.

More pics from snowy Las Vegas below. All pics are copyright Getty Images.

Amy Colley made her first mark on the list of cool when she won Miss Tennessee 2005. After the pageant she went back to being, well… a nobody. And now her gold digging efforts eventually paid off. Amy Colley hooked up with country singer Kenny Chesney and the two are successfully exchanging genital fluids.

Renee Zellweger is not impressed. Or maybe she doesn’t care – who knows. She’s Kenny Chesney’s ex wife so he can exchange genital fluids with whomever he wants, right?

Amy Estella Colley was born in Jonesborough, Tennessee. After participating in various Miss pageants for several years, she eventually won the title of Miss Tennessee and went to represent her state in the Miss USA 2005 but didn’t place. At present time Amy Colley works as a nurse at the burn unit. Wait – a nurse? I betcha she gives Kenny Chesney prostate massages with latex gloves on. Naughty, naughty. Great success!

Amy Colley has been Kenny Chesney’s girlfriend for 4 months and the couple has already taken several vacations together. Unless Amy Colley swallows, Las Vegas, Malibu and the Bahamas are forever territorially marked with the sperm from Kenny Chesney’s penis.

Eve Mazzarella started her Las Vegas journey as a maid after she’d dropped out of Seattle high school because she got pregnant. Las Vegas real estate market was becoming hot so Eve Mazzarella took a course and obtained a real estate certificate allowing her to start a career in the housing market. That was back in 2000.

By 2006, Eve Mazzarella was one of top “30 under 30″ realtors in the US. Her sales for the year reached $13.8 million and all competition was impressed with her success. She seemed to be talented, hard working and determined all of which contributed to her success – in the eyes of others.

The things took sudden turn in March of 2008. Eve Mazzarella and her husband Steven Grimm were indicted on six counts of bank fraud by the U.S. Attorney for Nevada and FBI raided their house the day after. It appears as though Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm took advantage of lax money lending policies, arranged sales on certain houses, took a mortgage and walked away from it. The whole process worked something like this:

Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm would pay few thousand dollars to a person with good credit who would pose as a buyer of a particular property. Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm applied for a mortgage on the straw buyer’s behalf. The buyers were instructed to offer the seller more than an asking price, and the difference was to be used on repairs and/or remodeling. This repair money was then send to the company controlled by Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm after the deal closed. Newly acquired property was then transferred into a limited liability company owned by Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm who subsequently hired another straw buyer who was paid to purchase the same property in the same way – for a higher price which was purposefully over inflated in order to cover for repair/remodeling done by the seller. This process was repeated over and over until there were no more straw buyers to buy it for any higher price. The last straw buyer ended up with his/her name on the loan which ultimately lead to their default notices, destroyed credit and unless they were really wealthy and capable of buying their way out of it – bankruptcy.

According to assistant U.S. Attorney Brian Pugh, Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm defrauded $8.7 million in their little mortgage scam games. The case is on going.

OJ Simpson Verdict: Guilty on all 12 Counts, Faces Life in Prison

OJ Simpson Verdict: Guilty on All 12 Counts. First of all though – they’ve got midnight court room trials in Las Vegas or what? How can a trial take in the middle of the night? But I gues that’s Vegas for you baby… And damn. Sucks to be OJ Simpson but that’s what you get. Karma took 13 years, but it showed no compromise. OJ Simpson verdict was strict and heavy. He’s now facing 15 years to life in prison for just the kidnapping charge itself. Other charges could fetch him additional 10 years behind bars. I hope he’s got enough Vaseline. Bubba is surely looking forward to a new, tight salad in the yard.

The sentencing will take place on December 5. While OJ Simpson faced his verdict with straight face, his sister cried and fainted in the front row as his bro was being taken away in handcuffs. This concludes the trial that took 4 weeks.

13 is definitely not OJ Simpson’s lucky number. 13 years after the 1995 murder and 13 hours on the hour he’s found guilty of everything he was charged with. Count your luck, OJ Simpson.

The OJ Simpson case was highly publicized so everybody probably knows about it already, so just a brief reminder – OJ Simpson (allegedly) stab murdered his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her lover Ronald Goldman but was found NOT guilty… The last year OJ Simpson robbed two sport memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in Vegas and that’s when he sealed his faith.

OJ = Guilty. Obviously, the defense will appeal on the all white jury.

Handcuffed O.J. Simpson Photo Credit: Steve Marcus, The New York Times

World’s leader douchebag Kevin Federline is throwing a Big 30 Birthday Bash party at Pure club in Las Vegas on Friday, March 21st. It’s gonna be the most awesome douchebagery ball ever.

In his complete awesomeness, Kevin Federline is gonna get paid by Pure because he’s having his 30th birthday party there. Pure owners believe that K-Fed’s douche ass will attract shit loads of people and they will recover the monies many times over.

Some insiders claim K-Fed is getting at least 6 figures while others are certain her gets at least $175,000 for the night form Pure.

What an ass. He rips Britney Spears of shits loads of money month after month and he even gets paid from the club for his right to have a fucking party there. Whatever, Kevin Federline is still a douche. There’s no money that can buy his ass out of that.