Matthew Knowles, father of certain C List singers, such as Beyonce Knowles or Solange Knowles is facing a Paternity Suit. According to TMZ, Matthew Knowles stuck his naughty dick and unloaded his slimy sperm into the vaginal cavity of certain Alexsandra Wright who is looking to monetize on the situation and took a route of an attention whore. Alexsandra Wright knows how to dig some gold. Sit on a fat cock of some mofo with fat wallet, wiggle up and down until the slime comes out and when that moment comes, press hard on the dick so no frisky sperm finds its way out of your womb. That’s gold digging 101 right thur. Alexandra Wright has that shit down.
If Alexandra Wright spawns a kid and DNA proves Matthew Knowles is the father, it will be the second child out of his wedlock with Tina Knowles to whom he’s been married for 29 years. He previously knocked up another chick that wasn’t his wife which resulted in birth of Kelly Rowland who’s ex Destiny’s Child member (in the picture with Matthew Knowles above).
Alexsandra Wright filed the paternity suit in LA County Superior Court. She’s in her 30’s and works in LA as some weird PR person for name branding company. Neal Hersh, a guy who’s in charge of the prenup between Khloe Kardashain and Lamar Odom is also representing Alexsandra Wright in the Matthew Knowles Paternity Suit and her once in a lifetime gold digging opportunity.
Welcome to the regular broadcast of the worst music you have ever heard. Korean Megastar Rain is currently the biggest poop in all of Asia which makes me question Asian musical taste. Some say Rain is a Korean version of Justin Timberlake, but I never realized Justin Timberlake was actually famous. He put his peen in Britney Spears, but that’s about it, right? Korean Megastar Rain on the other hand is the most pooped after singer on entire Asian continent. At least that’s what I’m being told. Anyway – there are three things I know about this Korean Megastar Rain:
- He’s a biggest pop star in Asia
- He makes hands down the most painful piece of shit music you have ever heard (see video below for proof)
- He likes to book concerts and cash out up front even knowing he can’t show up cause he has already something else booked for that day
And that’s exactly what happened in Hawaii. Honolulu concert promoter who booked Rain is suing him for defrauding them of more than half million US dollars. Another concert promoter from Los Angeles is also looking to sue his ass for cancelling a concert half an hour before showtime. StarM, the promotion company behind this Korean Megastar Rain blamed all sorts of technical glitches for missed concerts, but Click Entertainment from Hawaii says that Rain and StarM knew they would not be able to perform at their gig because of the trademark lawsuit in Nevada which they had to attend to, but they booked the concert anyway.
Lawsuit has been filed and judge made decision – Korean Megastar Rain and his agency JYP Entertainment Co. breached the contract and are to pay the Honolulu promoter $8 million dollars in damages for cancelled concerts. The most awful video with absolutely paiful music featuring Korean Megastar Rain is below. The crap song is titled “I’m coming”. I could never come if crap music like that was on. I couldn’t even get a hard on. Could use it as vomit inducer though. Awful music!
I have a special sense that allows to me to spot gold diggen from leagues away. Chelsea Stone has that shit written all over her vagina. Stupid worthless ho who is unable to otherwise make it has decided that the only way she’ll get attention is if she goes all in and sues someone famouos. Scottish actor Henry Ian Cusick was the closest by so he took the hit and is now sued by Chelsea Stone for sexual harassment. Fucking gold-diggers, they’ve got no morals, no honor left, nothing.
Former ABC employee Chelsea Stone sustains that 42 year old Henry Ian Cusick who plays Desmond Hume in “Lost” groped her and she was subsequently fired from ABC. No dumb whore, you were fired cause you are useless and now you’re pissed and don’t know what to do so you’ve dug up a story from the past that you could use in a lawsuit. Sexual harassment sounded like an easy reason to sue – Henry Ian Cusick probably ran into you when your clumsy ass got in his way and you call it harassment. I know stupid worthless hos when I see them and they all play the same bullshit that screams into miles ahead of them.
According to Chelsea Stone, actor Henry Ian Cusick rubbed his head against her tits and when she complained to a supervisor, she was told to stay away from the actor and 12 days later got a notice and was fired from the position at ABC where she worked since 1997. Fucking newb. If you have a job at the TV station you should already know the drill. That Chelsea Stone is so full of shit it hurts.
Chelsea Stone believes she was fired because of the incident and aside from a sexual harassment lawsuit against Henry Ian Cusick, she also filed a lawsuit against ABC and Grass Skirt Productions for firing her ass without any clear reason.
The most awesome reality TV fight in which Sharon Osbourne beats the ass of skanky Megan Hauserman who opened her filth hole on Ozzy Osbourne is labeled on VH1 website under “Sharon and Megan’s big fight”. Thyey call it a big fight, but they really should call it “Megan the-skank Hauserman gets Owned by Sharon Osbourne” – end of story. If you haven’t seen the goodness, head over here –> Sharon Osbourne Fight with Megan Hauserman Video.
As it could have been expected, Megan Hauserman’s boyfriend or perhaps her step dad got greedy and advised her to sue Sharon Osbourne. It definitely must have been someone other than Megan Hauserman herself who came with an idea of a lawsuit as that dumb skank surely doesn’t have enough brain cells to even understand what a lawsuit is. And since her 5 minutes of fame came to a complete and ultimate stop, she might as well try to monetize on it as that would be the last time her name makes it on pages of mainstream media. Megan Hauserman is a fucking loser.
Megan Hauserman is suing Sharon Osbourne “for battery, negligence and infliction of emotional distress” which took place during Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show on VH1. Megan Hauserman called Ozzy Osbourne brain dead, Sharon Osbourne responded by flushing wine in skank’s face and ripping hair off hear dumb head. Sharon has my utmost kudos for being a complete badass. She even said herself she’s OK if skanks are a bitch to her, but don’t attack her family. Sharon Osbourne for the win. Hope judge wipes the lawsuit off the table because dumb whores have no case.
Sharon and Megan’s big fight pic collage by TMZ
20 year old Brooke Heike who likes to suck cock more than lick clitoris is suing her basketball couch Sue Guevara as well as an entire Central Michigan school. Brooke Heike says that she was revoked her scholarship because she wasn’t a lesbian. What’s a big deal, I’d turn lesbian if there was free money in it for me. Brooke Heike is making a big deal out of pussy rubbing.
Native to Washington Township, Brooke Heike filed a lawsuit in U.S. District Court in Bay City on Friday, claiming Sue Guevara didn’t like that she sucked cock and dressed up like cheap ho which resulted in stoppage on her scholarship. To put it in Brooke’s terms, Sue Guevara was constantly harassing the dick liker about her clothes, her boyfriend (all chicks with boyfriends are gross, fuck I hate chicks who have boyfriends), her make up and all that shite. Brooke Heike was eventually kicked off the basketball team after two seasons. She was probably sore in the pooper after constant anal sex with her boyfriend and couldn’t run. So she got kicked the fuck out of the team.
If I were a basketball couch, I’d fire her ass too. Look at her luscious lips. Wouldn’t you want them wrapped around your genitalia? Now imagine they get wrapped around somebody else’s genitalia. That’s a good enough reason to get rid of her provoking ass. Either suck on my cock (clit in case of Sue Guevara) or GTFO. It’s that simple. Some whores need to learn which cock to suck. Brooke Heike can always suck on mine and I’ll write something nice about her.
Hot ass US olympic swimmer Amanda Beard must have got a vagina itch that made her file a law suit against a tanning salon company ProSun for using her hot ass photoshopped body and name on their site without her inter vaginal consent. Amanda Beard said: “morons… you can’t put my pics on your site without greasing up my wallet. What are you newbs?” Actually, she didn’t say that. I’d made that up. I think she’s too hot to be this coherent.
According to tanning salon ProSun, the pics of Amanda Beard were taken at a charity event few years ago that was graced by the presence of her invaluable vagina. ProSun felt they had the right to use the pics and so they did.
Amanda Beard needs to quit whining and show her tits already.
The picture of Amanda Beard above is copyright FHM.
Verne Troyer aka Mini Me is suing TMZ for $20 Million after they’ve published a part of his Mini Me sex tape. This dude is determined to make it big in media. That’s the best PR for a sex tape since Amy Fisher Caught on Tape sex tape was released, where as Amy Fisher held a pre release party.
TMZ reported about it and since they are the ones who is being sued, they’ve got the first hand account of it. But read the God Damn report – towards the end it says that TMZ did not return phone calls. So TMZ is calling itself and doesn’t answer its own calls and writes it in the report about the lawsuit. How kick ass is that?
Anyway, why does this happen every time a sex tape is leaked. They all follow the same script – a celebrity sex tape is leaked, the celebrity files a lawsuit against the publisher, gets lots of publicity, people become well aware of it after there having been a mention of it on every portal, the sales go through the roof, lots of money is made and they share it when no one is looking. It;s not like I can’t tell. Each time a new sex tape hits the waves, they follow the same script. Verne Troyer ain’t no different. Step two has been taken – lawsuit against TMZ has been filed. Now they’re gonna hope for lots of media coverage… and hat’s gonna happen. It always does. Fuckers are bound to make crap loads of cash again. And even I myself am contributing to this shit. Fuck!
Source: TMZ
Courtney Love has settled a lawsuit brought against her by the attorneys who represented her in legal battles with the surviving members of Nirvana. Katherine Hendricks and O. Yale Lewis claimed that Courtney Love owed them more than $340,000, plus interest, for their work on a 2002 suit that Courtney Love filed against Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic and drummer Dave Grohl. Courtney Love, controller of the share of Nirvana’s business that had belonged to her late husband, Kurt Cobain, allegedly did not fully pay her lawyers, even though she eventually earned at least $9 million as a result of that suit. Courtney Love settled with Hendricks and Lewis for an undisclosed sum, and the settlement went into effect on September 17. According to court records, Courtney Love paid the Seattle attorneys more than $1 million for their work on the Nirvana suit, but they claim she still owed them $341,000, plus as much as $200,000 in interest.
