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Lindsay Lohan Documentary About Child Trafficking in India – BBC Trailer

Happy — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:50:37 +0000

Lindsay Lohan may have spent whole last week sun tanning in St. Barts with fiasco in the end, but apparently she’s been busy trying to get her PR in order by filming a BBC sponsored documentary about child trafficking in India. Yes, by looking at Lindsay Lohan’s past, one would have to be blind to not have noticed what desperate attention whore she is, but she must have hired good publicist to put her in path of this documentary cause that’s just about what could work.

Lindsay Lohas is useless as actress and unable to score any decent gigs and whoring herself out as lesbian is getting old, so what could she do to stay in spotlight and improve her public image? How about a documentary about child trafficking in India. That should work. Many people will see it as an effort to make change in child’s life, others could simply see Lindsay Lohan in a movie, regardless of whether it’s a documentary or not so it will give an impression that her acting career is not completely dead… And then there are those of us who believe that she doesn’t care one bit about child trafficking in India but it’s a good opportunity to put her name back in the spotlight so she jumped right on it.

BBC has released first trailer from the upcoming documentary featuring Lindsay Lohan which is now available on YouTube. You can watch the trailer below. There isn’t that much to see yet, but could be interesting.

Eminem – We Made You (video and lyrics)

Happy — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 16:23:38 +0000

Eminem is back. Yeah, shocking. I know punk’s not dead but hip-hop. It’s been dead the moment it got born. Eminem would be the only hip hop artist that’s actually bearable so let’s take a look at his first single from upcoming album Relapse – We Made You. Eminem’s lyrics are actually pretty awesome most of the time and after I’ve watched the video, I’ve decided to look into lyrics a little more closely as it features all favorite characters, like Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan and the most droolicious lesbian under the son – Samantha Ronson. The best part is that the celebrities are not only sang about, they are also impersonated and looking pretty believable.

Eminem’s new album Relapse will be available in store on May 19, 2009

We Made You Lyrics

by Eminem

Intro:
Guess who?
Did ya miss me?
Jessica Simpson, sing the chorus!

CHORUS:
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see)
You’re a rock star, everybody wants you…
Player, who can really blame you
We’re the ones who made you!

Verse 1:
Back by popular demand,
Now pop a little Zantac or antacid if ya can
Ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel? Is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stand
Shadyman no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashian’s a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
on the massive gluteus maximus again
Squeeze it, then squish it then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can?
Yes he can can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean the lyrics to offend
Lindsay please come back to seein’ men
Samantha’s a 2 you’re practically a 10
I know ya want me girl in fact I see your grin

CHORUS:
When you walked through the door, it was clear to me, (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see, (who they came to see)
You’re a rock star (baby), everybody wants you…
Player, who can really blame you
We’re the ones who made you!

Verse 2:
The enforcer, look at the more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and charlie horse her
Sorry Portia but what’s Ellen Degeneres have that I don’t?
Are you tellin me tenderness?
Well I can be gentle and as smooth as a gentlemen
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and two Xenadrine
And I’ll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her, maybe say hello to my little friend
Brit quit gettin wit K Fed, let’s cut off the middlemen
Forget him or ya gonna end up in the hospital again
And this time it won’t be for the Riddalin binge
Forget them other men girl pay them little attention
and little did I mention that Jennifer’s in
Love with me John Mayer so sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys ya give em an inch
They take a mile they got style not bigger than Slim

Eminem:
and that’s why Lyla you never left with out
I know ya want me girl cuz I can see you checkin me out
and baby you know,
You know you want me too,
Don’t try to deny it baby I’m the only one for you

Verse 3:
Damn girl I’m beginning to sprout an alfa alfa
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
Ya think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been such finesse and nostalgia
Man Cass I don’t mean to mess wit ya gal but
Jessica Alba put her breasts on my mouth bro
Wowsers, I just made a mess in my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressin’ like Elvis
Lord help us he’s back in his pink house shirt
Lookin like someone shrinked his outfit
I think he’s bout to flip just a car
Rest assure Superman’s here to rescue ya
Can ya blame me? you’re my Amy I’m your Blake
Matter of fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw-blade in it to make my jail break
Baby I think you just met your soul-mate
Now break it down girl!

Eminem:
So baby baby get down, down down
So baby baby get down, down down
Baby baby get down down down
Baby get down get down
(repeated)

Oh Amy! Rehab never looked so good!
I can’t wait, I’m going back
haha…..wooooh!
Dr. Dre! 2020!
Yeah!

Eminem – We Made You Video

Sevin Nyne Photos of Lindsay Lohan

Happy — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 06:00:32 +0000

We all know Lindsay Lohan has been going broke for a while. She was fired from all the TV shows she was involved with, leaving her with nothing, including nothing lined up. Yes, Lindsay is a major show off who like attention of the paparazzi and always tips them on her whereabouts to make damn sure they are there. For as long as pictures of her are published, she remains in people’s minds and gets her tones of attention whoring. But the bank account is still running dry. Time to monetize on popularity (albeit incompetence, but still popularity). Here it comes – Lindsay Lohan introduces Sevin Nyne, her own personal self tanning spray line and these are first promo shots from the photo shoot for Sevin Nyne, that she purposefully made available for People’s Style Watch.

Lindsay Lohan revealed to People that she loves the sun, but exposure is so not good for you, hence introduction of Sevin Nyne, which will solve this terrible dilemma – to tan or not to tan. Well, with Sevin Nyne you tan, but you don’t. Everyone wins. Lindsay lohan says she tried countless tanning products but none was good enough for her tender legging covered skin, so she developed her own tanning line that works wonders.

Sevin Nyne tanning spray line is the result of cooperation between Lindsay Lohan and spray tanner Lorit Simon. Lindsay says the formula is natural and doesn’t have a lot of chemicals and dyes. Sevin Nyne will cost $35 and will only be available exclusively in Sephora stores starting beginning of May.

Promo photos of Lindsay Lohan for Sevin Nyne tanning spray are below:

Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern Wedding Pictures

Happy — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:08:52 +0000

Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern Wedding Picture

Check out Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern wedding pictures. Not much right? Well, that’s because their wedding was kept rather low profile and all wedding pictures there are so far are the sneaky paparazzi ones, who never got a chance to snap any good ones. Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern are not like Lindsay Lohan who lives to promenade herself for the paparazzi.

No, I wasn’t invited and neither were you. We both suck, my friend. There were some high profile guests that attended Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky wedding. Multi billionaire and TV show off Donald Trump was one of the guests (picture is available in the gallery below), Joan Rivers was also at the wedding, John Stamos was at the wedding, Denise Richard was at the wedding, Robin Quivers was at the wedding, Al D’Amato (former senator) was at the wedding, Billy and Katie Lee Joel were at the wedding – in other words, quite the cream of the crop attended, got themselves some good time going while you and me were wondering what to do next with our lives. Just to make the list bigger, here are some other celebrity names that showed up for Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern wedding (no pictures) – Barbara Walters, Chevy Chase, Billy Joel, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman.

Billy Joel sang two songs for the wedding guests and Chevy Chase delivered a roast for newly wed couple (so they say). So yeah, that sexy hot ass Beth Ostrosky married his awesomeness Howard Stern exactly as I have said in that previous post.

Congrats to the married coupled. Some Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern Wedding Pictures in the gallery below:

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan Sporting Sexy Bikini in Mexico

Happy — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 16:18:28 +0000

Samantha Ronson looks good in Bikini. She actually has boobies. Lindsay Lohan – obviously sporting boobage of much larger size, but Samantha sports vagina that connects to big ass muscles that Lindsay lohan can’t touch. I mean “can’t match” cause she touches it every night… quite possibly double fisting from behind. Vagina of this size needs proper inner massage. Double fisting strenghtens every lesbian bond. If these two continue like fisting each other like that, this lesbian love will last forever.

Hollywood most talked about lesbian couple – Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan took off to Mexico to show their hot lezzie bodies in bikini. And I got to admit I like the way Samantha looks. I’m a fan of smaller boobies (yes, Lindsay Lohan has tits too big) plus it looks like Samantha Ronson has cute little feet unlike Lindsay who seems to have a six toe (gross). But I might be wrong.

This actually makes Samantha Ronson a perfect woman. Consider this:

- Cute perky little titties
- Cute little feet
- Giant vagina
- British accent

Damn, I could ejaculate by just reading after myself. This ho is hot. She surely takes good spanking too. I should have been a lesbian

For more pictures click on –> Samantha Ronson Bikini Pics with Lindsay Lohan in Cabo

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan Bikini pics Credit: Bauer Griffin

Lindsay Lohan Boobs

Happy — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:32:40 +0000

Lindsay Lohan looks good. This must be the first time in my life I caught myself saying that, but she does. And the boobs… OMG, noice! I seriously never liked Lindsay Lohan, but these latest pics from New York Fashion Week are proving me that there is something to that chick. Boobs definitely look nice.

Got to love that pic above and how everybody keeps staring at her boobs. I’m not surprised and I would not expect anything less. Lindsay Lohan accentuated her cleavage and made her boobs stand out with the dress she’s wearing to the point that when you look at her, you see nothing but the boobs. You’d be like: “Wow, boobs… Oh shit, that’s Lindsay Lohan!”

While some people were full of MTV Awards, Lindsay Lohan, her lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson and her mom Anne Dexter Jones (that’s Sam Ronson’s mom, not Lindsay Lohan’s) took off for an all boobs ride to the Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2009 in New York.

Lindsay Lohan Boobs image credit: Pacific Coast News, WENN

Lindsey Lohan Boobs Under See-Through Tank Top (pics)

Happy — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:27:47 +0000

Lindsey Lohan is showing off her naked boobs to commemorate 31st birthday of her lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Sam looks like a boy, but she’s sexier than pussy rubbing partner. Lindsey is just plain awful, I can’t help that shit. Here are pics of Lindsey Lohan walking around in a see-through tank top showing off her full, fake boobs with stiff, hard nipples.

Lindsay Lohan is 22 year old which makes her almost a decade younger than her lesbian lover who turned 31 yesterday. But Samantha Ronson looks younger than Lindsay Lohan despite this significant age difference. I guess Lindsay was in long term denial of her lesbian fantasies where as Sam’s been sucking on a pussy juice all her life which acted like eternal life potion. Now she sucks on Lindsey Lohan’s pussy juices and I’m not sure how that’s affecting her, but I wouldn’t trust that firecrotch.

Lindsay Lohan is wearing a diamond ring on her left finger but she wouldn’t comment on possible plans to seal her lesbianism with Sam Ronson in marriage. Let’s leave the rumors behind and enjoy the boobs of her holy self Lindsay Lohan under that see-through black tank top.

Source: Drunken Stepfather (site nsfw)

Lindsay Lohan – Rehab Was a Sobering Experience, now she’s dating Riley Giles

admin — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 21:31:55 +0000

Lindsay Lohan told In Touch that rehab was a “sobering” experience for her. Lindsay made that confession in her first interview since leaving Utah’s Cirque Lodge Treatment Center on Friday. Even though she went to the clubs to party right after finishing a rehab, Lindsay Lohan stressed that she’s not going to be rekindling her nightlife anytime soon. To avoid possible distractions (it’s not like she can actually go without clubs for too long wherever she goes), Lindsey Lohan will be staying in Utah until she starts shooting the upcoming flick “Dare to Love Me.”

“Going out all the time was very self-destructive,” she said. “Partying and having all of those pictures taken distracts from the work that I do. It’s not why I started acting. I didn’t get into acting to be written about. I want to act like a woman rather than a teenager. I am doing the best I can.” Oh my goodness… so much crap at the same time?

Lindsay Lohan also opened up about seeing her estranged father for the first time in more than three years, while at Cirque Lodge. “It was really good for me … it was really important for me to get a connection back with my dad, because I hadn’t had that in a while.”

And if you heard those rumors about Lindsey Lohan developing a relationship with a man while in rehab… well, apparently they were true. “Yes, I am seeing someone,” she confirmed. “His name is Riley. I am really happy and taking it day by day.” The Riley in question is Riley Giles, a 25-year-old snowboarder from California. Last but not least, just as Paris Hilton said she was committing herself to philanthropic efforts after her own debacle, Lohan revealed that she’s trying to put together a December trip to Africa with the Red Cross. Hmmm…

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Lindsay Lohan Documentary About Child Trafficking in India – BBC Trailer

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Eminem – We Made You (video and lyrics)

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Sevin Nyne Photos of Lindsay Lohan

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Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan Sporting Sexy Bikini in Mexico

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Lindsey Lohan Boobs Under See-Through Tank Top (pics)

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