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Anand Jon Alexander, 34 year old fashion designer from Los Angeles was found guilty of 16 counts of rape and sexual assault. There were originally 23 charges filed against Anand Jon Alexander accusing him of raping 9 women.

The jury of Los Angeles County Superior Court was deliberating for 5 days before delivering final sentence – Anand Jon Alexander was found gulty of 14 felony counts and two misdemanor counts against seven women.

Because the case involved multiple victims, Anand Jon Alexander is facing mandatory life sentence and won’t be eligible for parole until 67 years later.Being 34, this means he may get out of the choker when he’s 101. They batter have super advanced viagra by then if he still feel like raping. Having to spend 67 years in prison as Bubba’s toy, this bitch’s gonna think twice.

Anand Jon Alexander was born in India. I’m not sure what their customs are, but he should have known better. Luring models to his apartment, brainwashing them that he’s gonna make them big stars and have them promenade on a catwalk just so he can get in their pants and stuff their vaginas with his Indian dick – that’s a no no, mister.

Those models are rather wonky too, though. None of the bitches reported anything to police. They just came out of the woodwork when charges were already filed against Anand Jon Alexander. Many of them retained relationship with the cock-sucker afterwards and travelled with him to other parts of the country.

To juice it all up towards the end, Anand Jon Alexander was convicted of the following:

rape, lewd acts, sexual penetration by a foreign object, using a minor for sex, possessing child pornography, attempted oral copulation, sexual battery and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

There are further charges against Anand Jon Alexander in Texas and New York. The rapist apparently kept a journal of his adventures with models and gave each attributes, such as: “swallows very well”.

It’s a “hot blonde country singer” here at Beer Steak Industries. Introducing Amanda Henkel right after a little video by Kellie Pickler. Unlike her previously profiled fellow co-country singer, Amanda Henkel is from the south. Louisiana to be exact. Do all girls in Louisiana have big tits and blonde hair?

Amanda says her country influence started when she was driving around with her mom in a Cadillac and mom would play tracks by Waylon Jennings. Before becoming a country singer herself, Amanda Henkel used her big tit assets and had quite a career going as a Hawaiian Tropic rep. That’s not much of a career though. Just about every ho I know has been their rep. Sounds like being Hawaiian Tropic CEO gets you a lot of pussy.

Amanda Henkel abandoned the career of a “model” and went on to singing. Her first album was recorded in 2007 at Capitol Studios in Los Angeles. “Climbing Up Mt. Everest” – her first single is making successful rounds among country music lovers. When will hot bitches start sucking bloggers’ cock

Sad news! Michael Crichton, creator of Jurassic Park and author of line of great thrillers that include The Andromeda Strain, Disclosure, Sphere and Congo died unexpectedly of cancer today in Los Angeles. The representative for Michael Crichton only said that his death came after a “courageous and private battle against cancer”.

Michael Crichton was born October 23, 1942 in Chicago. He wrote his first novel – The Andromeda Strain – while attending Harvard Medical School and it became the best seller immediately. More than dozen of movies were based on his books.

Michael Crichton won an Emmy award in 1996 for “ER” that he executively produced. He’s survived by a daughter and his wife. RIP Michael Crichton

Jonny Lee Miller and Michele Hicks are expecting their first baby together. The couple has been married since July and their representative says they’re “thrilled”. Michele Hicks was rumored to have been over 5 months pregnant at time of her wedding to Jonny Lee Miller – who knows… she’d already have a visible baby bump, wouldn’t she? They held baby showers during the weekend in Los Angeles.

Jonny Lee Miller – British born actor best known for his role as lawyer/prophet in Eli Stone was previously married to Angelina Jolie for 3 years. Michele Hicks is an ex model and star of The Shield. They are both 35 year old.

Jonny Lee Miller and Michele Hicks Image Credit: Stephen Shugerman/Getty

Frances Bean Cobain, daughter and only child of arguably the most influential musician of the 90′s and Nirvana frontman – Kurt Cobain celebrated her 16th birthday and had it suicide themed. I’m certainly not the one to judge, plus Frances certainly turned out to be a beautiful young woman, but didn’t her dad die by committing a suicide? Tasteless? Maybe she just didn’t realize. It’s all good, she’s 16, we do stupid things when we’re 16.

Frances Bean Cobain’s “Suicidal 16” birthday party took place at the House of Blues in Los Angeles featuring Mindless Self Indulgence and Frances particularly requested that everyone attending listens to them prior to joining the party. She said in her invitation that everyone will be “forced to jump around and dance.” That’s my kind of girl.

The contest was held for the most suicidal look and three prizes were given to the deadliest of deadlies. According to reports, the Suicidal 16 party cost Frances’ mother – Courtney Love over $323,000. Courtney Love is said to be broke. Who knows, maybe she had sponsors.

I love the birthday cake. It looks like an old graveyard entrance with sign reading “RIP Childhood”. That is so Addams Family of her. Nicely done.

Frances Bean Cobain certainly grew up. I remember when she was born and whoopieee, all of a sudden we have a teenager who throws suicide themed parties. She grew into a beautiful girl and the dark hair with bright red lips really suit her well. She’s gonna be a dish when she turns 18.

Congratulations to your 16th birthday, Frances Bean Cobain.

Pics are from Frances Bean Cobain’s MySpace Profile. Whole gallery of birthday party images after the break.

Christine Nguyen Profile

Introducing Christine Nguyen, she’s a sexy adult model which is a little bit outside of the scoop of Beer Steak blog, but considering wide range of readers, I thought I’d bring in something new that many of you could appreciate.

Christine Nguyen Bio

Christine Nguyen is from Texas, but was born in Saigon, Vietnam. She currently resides and operates out of Los Angeles – I guess that’s closer to most adult producers. Her portfolio of life experiences includes work in the radio, appearances on the TV, some film even, as well as some modeling jobs for commercials and print advertising. Christine Nguyen has got a degree in journalism and graphics design and is an avid traveler who visited many countries around the globe.

There are plenty of nude pictures of Christine Nguyen all over the net, just look it up if you desire to see this model naked.

Christine Nguyen Sexy Video

Christine Nguyen Picture Gallery
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Jeff Conaway is totally receiving a tongue blowjob from his girlfriend Vikki Lizz. I wander if she’s realized what she’s blowing. I mean it’s moist, soft and squishy and small. Hold on a second, I’m supposed to talk about Jeff Conaway’s penis, not mine…

Vikki Lizz looks like she understands the aspect of a decent blowjob but does she swallow? That’s a good question. And here’s even better one – does she take it in the ass? Ha…

The pic is of an insane Jeff Conaway and his girlfriend Vikki Lizz at Benchwarmers party in Los Angeles. Who’s up for some tongue blowjob? I mean I want to get one, not give.

That’s it then. Here’s the proof that Lakers Suck. All right, it’s the proof that sucks. Congrats to Celtics for beating Los Angeles Lakers 131-92 at tonight’s game and becoming NBA champions for the 17th time. To commemorate the win, Celtic fans are already selling t-shirts that read “Lakers Suck” on Ebay. How about that for business?

The city of Boston already has plans for major parade ready to celebrate the title won by their home team – Boston Celtics. Chant with me – Lakers Suck, Lakers Suck…..

This is hardly breaking news, but an awesome video any way you look at it. It’s a four minute clip of a car drive from Los Angeles to New York.

Beautiful time lapse. Dude is sitting in a convertible driving throughout the day, sleeping in a Motel during the night, plowing it through the mountains, across the bridges, through the tunnels until he hits New York. You will get to see entire itinerary between Los Angeles and New York within four minutes. Nicely done.

Steve-O (real name Stephen Glover) 33 years old star of MTV’s series Jackass has been admitted to Cedars-Sinai hospital in Los Angeles where he’s being held on suicide watch.

Star Magazine reports that Steve-O is stabilized on medications but injuries appearing to be cigarette burns have been found on his skin. Steve-O was formerly on a 72-hour hold but Star Magazine reports that his stay has been extended to two weeks.

Steve-O apparently emailed suicide notes to his friend, which is a weird thing to do. I don’t remember any real suicidal person to walk around with a poster that he’s going to take his wife prior to committing the deed. Sounds like a lame publicity stunt. More so because Steve-O blames screwed up relationship for his suicidal mindset. What is he fucking 15? That’s not how 33 years old gown ups act. Hang on a second – did I just say word “grown-up”? I did so. Nevermind, let’s leave Steve-O from the sentence that contains that phrase.

Anyway, there’s evidently also a severe case of untreated bipolar disorder in play which may have played a major role in Steve-O’s suicide tendencies.