Jessica Alba Got Married to Cash Warren Today

admin — Wed, 21 May 2008 05:20:06 +0000

Is today an international douchebag day? It must be, cause a couple of international douchbags got married to everybody’s surprise. Jessica Alba gave up and married her long time boyfriend Cash Warren today. I seriously don’t find Jessica Alba interesting in any way, shape or form… especially now that she’s pregnant and looking all super gross, but OK. If you’re gonna get married in a spur of a moment, I’m all for the mayhem.

It started with this useless ho Jessica Alba dumping her boyfriend of a very long time – Cash Warren. Shortly after the news of the ho being pregnant hit the waves and she’s been carrying that fetus in her uterus all by her onsey and eventually gave up to grief and mind torture, grabbed Cash Warren by his left nut, dragged him to the Beverly Hills City Hall and said – I fucking DO! There was nobody there but the douche pair themselves. Oh the awesomeness.

I don’t know. Jessica Alba has never been hot and now that she’s knocked up and married, she’s just joined the long line of average MILFs. Nothing special, I’d still finger her brown eye. Not the pussy anymore. Someone sprayed his semen in there and knocked her up. that;s just fucking gross, man.

Loni Anderson Married Bob Flick – Wedding Pic

admin — Mon, 19 May 2008 03:07:10 +0000

Loni Anderson, 62 year old American actress and former wife of Burt Reynolds got married again – for the fourth time – today, to Bob Flick, a founding member of folk band The Brothers Four. The above is their wedding pic.

Before marrying Bob Flick, Loni Anderson had been married to Ross Bickell, Bruce Hasselbeck and Burt Reynolds, a divorce with whom was a long and hard battle that received lots of publicity.

Loni Anderson and Bob Flick have known each other since the 60’s. They met in Minneapolis at the movie premiere and briefly dated for 6 months, but managed to break up right before Loni’s acting career took off big time. This must have been quite a reunion – after 40 year, the two souls that always belonged together found each other again and are now married and will live happily ever after. At least this is what we here at Bullshit Blog wish them both

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