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Another big score for an established gold-digger. Oksana Grigorieva is a 39-year-old brunette from Russia who jumped on Mel Gibson’s cock as soon as it tore itself away from his wife Robyn. No time wasting, polish that penis before someone else wraps her mouth around it. Oksana Grigorieva knows the drill and followed the procedure tirelessly. It paid off as Mel Gibson officially introduced her as his partner in bedroom last night at the premiere of premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine in Los Angeles.

While last night marked the first public appearance of Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson together, the couple spent quality time in Costa Rica only days after Robyn Gibson officially filed for divorce following their 28 years of marriage.

Oksana Grigorieva is a singer and a composer who’s signed to Gibson’s record label Icon. She has a 12 year old son Thomas with British James Bond actor Timothy Dalton. Bitch chooses cocks she opens her thighs for carefully. If it’s not a dick with millions of dollars attached to it, it doesn’t go into Oksana Grigorieva’s vagina. That’s how you know an established gold-digger. This ho could give gold digging classes. She’s 39 year old and still scoring big fish.

Oksana Grigorieva and Mel Gibson photo from the premiere of X-Men: Wolverine by bauergriffinonline.com

Irreconcilable Differences – that’s got to be the most commonly used reason for divorce in Hollywood. This time it’s actor Mel Gibson whose wife Robyn Gibson has had enough of him filed for divorce and quote Irreconcilable Differences as reason. What better way to celebrate Easter than by getting your lawyer hand divorce papers to your significant other.

Mel Gibson divorce comes after 28 years of marriage to his wife Robyn. You’d think after 28 years as married couple they would bite the bullet and pull through the rest. Maybe it’s all different – maybe Robyn Gibson is a gold digger extraordinaire who was patiently waiting for 28 years cause she knows the settlement will be generous. Perhaps 28 years was worth it and all she could think of during that time was the chunk she was gonna get one day. She’d be a good wifey, blowing on Mel’s peen as he wished, cause she saw the fortune in the distance that would be all hers one day. That day is here. Let’s call it “The Easter Split of the Gibson’s”.

As it turns out, when Mel Gibson married Robyn, the two did not sign a prenup, hence according to the law of California, the Robyn Gibson will be entitled to half of Mel Gibson’s fortune. Damn, 28 years were worth it. Mel Gibson has been a big movie star and producer for 3 decades. His fortune is estimated at close to one billion. What a score for that gold digger. She can merrily quote Borat: “Success”!

The Mel Gibson divorce will likely involve the biggest divorce settlement in the history of Hollywood, but it will likely go smoothly and quietly. Mel has got more than enough to give away so both parties will end up with pockets full of cash. According to reports by TMZ who were the first to bring the news of Mel Gibson divorce, Robyn Gibson is also seeking spousal support, attorney fees and joint custody of their 10 year old son – the only of their 7 children who is still underage.

It took me a sec to recognize Mel Gibson behind his Halloween mask. Pretty good way to embody d’Artagnan, but where’s his hat and cape? Wait… that’s a real chin strip and mustache Mel Gibson is wearing. That’s not a mask. He’s actually sporting a brand new look. I actually got to say he looks good. Maybe I’m just jealous cause after 34 years on the planet, I still have not developed proper ability to grow mustaches. My pubes aren’t worth growing cause they just make me look like John Travolta.

On a second thought, yeah I’m diggin’ Mel’s new look. It’s awesome. I’ve actually looked up all various beard styles that men wear. At least Mel Gibson is wearing manly trim. Can’t say that about Adnan Ghalib and his landing strip. So gay and Britney Spears wiped her vagina into it.