Beer Steak Bullshit

This is it! Michael Jackson is releasing new songs even though he’s dead. It all seems like a perfect plan. When millions of dollars are in play, mind games for general public that’s so easy to deceive are obvious. It’s smart economics is all. The news of his death took away the focus from potential child molesting and put back the label of the king of pop. Album sales are soaring ultimately eliminating growing debt Michael Jackson had to put up with during his “officially alive” days. After so many plastic surgeries, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had undergone one more – a surgery to cut off his penis and paste on vagina. The he’d be able to move to the Arabic country and wear scarf covering his entire face except from the eyes. No one would question which that “woman” covers the shit out of her face so he could live undisturbed and negative publicity free.

Michael Jackson This Is It music video is below:

Remember when the first video of what is allegedly Michael Jackson alive leaked after news of his death flooded the net? It got many people wonder and whatever is going on in that video, it surely looked as though Michael Jackson may have been alive there. Now there is another video to allegedly prove that Michael Jackson is alive. This new video is laughable, though – however it’s become a bigger hit than the first one with the helicopter.

In this new video, a coroner’s truck is recorded pulling in inside some underground garage, when a person wearing white shirt and black pants with dark, shoulder length hair jumps out of it and walks in. This must be Michael Jackson right? He must be still alive, then. Yeah… well! Let’s take a look at this BS closely.

First of all, if Michael Jackson really wanted to fake his death and pull a trick of dying at us, he would want to make sure he’s not easily discovered. I mean – there’s a person pretending to be an incognito paparazzi agent with a video camera hiding behind the chicken wire. I’m sure that if death of Michael Jackson was staged, he and his people would never let a random person with a video camera by whom they passed with a car stand there and videotape their arrival with Michael jumping out of the car like that.

Secondly – this video is like all UFO video – awful quality, grainy, only showing a glimpse of a person and is basing the assumption that it’s Michael Jackson on the fact that a person seen there wears white top and dark pants, and has hair similar to that of Michael Jackson. While the original “Michael Jackson is Still Alive” video was kind of insane in the way it showed king of pop sit up, this one seem like a complete fail. But then again – you can never know in this day and age. One country managed to stage landing on the moon and so many people still believe it happened. Faking Michael Jackson’s death seems like an easy task.

Joe Jackson will take any opportunity to pimp out his promotion company and the fact that they will be releasing Blue Ray discs. Death of his son attracted lots of media attention which in his mind needs to be taken advantage of and help his business activities. Last night Joe Jackson was on Larry King and was asked what the deal was with Michael Jackson saying that he was physically and emotionally abused and Joe Jackson twisted it right around and pointed out at beating of slaves. It was like listening to Reverend Al Sharpton all over again.

It’s really hard to decide who a bigger douchbag is – Joe Jackson or Larry King. I’m not a fan of Larry King so I’m kind of glad he was shut down with: “Listen now, you got to understand me. Don’t cut me off, Larry!” but the thing is, Joe Jackson needs to be told the same thing cause every spawn he lets out of his mouth is filthier than money donated for Barack Obama’s presidential campaign.

During the memorial ceremony at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris came on stage to say a few words about her father and broke down in tears, saying that Michael Jackson was “the best father”. She was comforted by other members of The Jackson’s and taken off stage. This short stage presence of Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris was one of the most powerful moments of today’s memorial ceremony:

I just want to say – ever since I was born, daddy (Michael Jackson) has been the best father you can ever imagine. And I just wanted to say I love him so much…

…and after that Michael Jackson’s Daughter Paris collapsed in the arms of Janet Jackson, her aunt. The video of this moment is above, if you didn’t catch the live broadcast of it.

Watch Video Feed with live coverage of Michael Jackson’s Memorial Service and funeral from the Staples Center in Los Angeles (AEG) here. Michael Jackson’s golden casket is at the memorial, no open casket as of this moment.

Michael Jackson’s Last Rehearsal Video emerged shortly after his death. Filmed on June 23, 2009, the video was released by Michael Jackson’s promotion company in London – AEG. It’s only over one minute ling but it shows full rehearsal in progress, including all lights, costumes, stage dancers and some fans in the audience. Looking at this Michael Jackson’s last rehearsal video it is apparent that Michael didn’t have the energy in moves in him anymore, however that’s to be expected. He was 50 year old afterall and out of life performing for years. Despite fancy costume he’s wearing, you can see that he truly was skin and bones (while I’m struggling with excessive fat – not fair).

The track you can hear in the Michael Jackson’s last rehearsal video is “They Don’t Care About Us”. I even forgot he made this song. While it was fairly popular back then, somehow it’s not one of the songs that’s deeply embedded in my head and never came up when I was thinking of Michael Jackson’s biggest hits.

OK Magazine paid $500,000 (yeah, that’s half million dollars) to a photographer who took picture of Michael Jackson dying on his way to the hospital for the rights to publish the picture on their cover. Is anyone surprised? Cause I am not. It’s in bad taste, but mass media game is all about sales and anything that stirs controversy attracts attention and attention is sales. And what is the most talked about topic as of late? The death of Michael Jackson. His death is covered by all mass media so how can one magazine get on top? Easy – by publishing the most controversial item related to the most talked about topic. In this case it would be the death picture of Michael Jackson.

It was only a question of time. Highest bidder would get the rights to publish the last picture of Michael Jackson before he was declared dead on their cover because public is hungry to see it. I have foreseen it and explained it the first time I have published the Picture of Michael Jackson Dead. It all comes down to what I have already said. Search engines were being flooded with requests from people like you to see the picture of Michael Jackson dead. The mass media responded in like. OK Magazine realized that and were ready to take it to the next level by publishing that picture on their cover. Their readiness was sealed with the handover of half million dollars.

One odd thing is that the issue of OK Magazine with Michael Jackson’s death on the cover is a special edition released as tribute to Michael Jackson. What better way to pay tribute to the king of pop than by publishing his death picture on the cover. Smart thinking OK Magazine, yeah right! Like there are no decent pictures of Michael Jackson from his better years (such as after release of thriller). But that wouldn’t create buzz, would it OK Magazine? Having dead picture on the cover does. This OK Magazine approach translates to one and only thing:

The King of Pop can only die once. Might as well cash out on it as much as we can through any means necessary. Even by publishing his death photo on the cover.

Death of Michael Jackson has been the most publicized news all over the world last few days so it comes as no surprise that the conspiracy theorists entered the melee with their stories of Michael Jackson being still alive and his death being naught more than a staged hoax to get pressure of the media off his ass. Did Michael Jackson fake his death? Who knows, but in the video above, which shows Michael Jackson’s dead body being air lifted to the Los Angeles County Coroner by the helicopter, he’s seen sitting up from a gurney. The video repeats the footage of Michael Jackson sitting up so it’s easy to see, hence the only question remains – is that an optical illusion, is someone moving his body to a sit up position, or is in fact Michael Jackson still alive and all this crap with his death is just a well planned hoax? You be the judge!

Michael Jackson autopsy results have been the most anticipated news on the internet today. Because of high profile status of the deceased, autopsy was scheduled for today, the day after Michael Jackson’s death. Coroner’s report just came but unfortunately it doesn’t shed much light as to the cause of Michael Jackson’s death. The report in inconclusive so basically all we got as Michael Jackson autopsy results was a note that the coroner will need four to six more weeks for additional toxicology tests.

The coroner’s report was made public during a much anticipated press conference. L.A. County Coroner stated that autopsy was completed as scheduled, but more toxicology tests are needed to be certain about what really killed Michael Jackson. Coroner’s report also concluded that there were no signs of an external trauma to the body of Michael Jackson so foul play was dismissed. Coroner’s report also concluded that Michael Jackson was taking prescription drugs but further tests are needed in order to determine which ones may have contributed to the cardiac arrest which lead to singer’s death.

Meanwhile, the police are looking for Dr. Conrad Robert Murray, a board-certified cardiologist from Las Vegas who has been in the field for twenty years. Dr. Conrad Robert Murray was present when Michael Jackson collapsed. Dr. Conrad Robert Murray was hired by the concert company to attend to Michael Jackson during his upcoming 50 concerts in London. Michael’s old doctor and long term friend Deepak Chopra suspect Michael’s death was the result of doctors allowing him to take pain killers, such as Demerol, which Jackson family believes was the primary reason of Michael Jackson’s death. The autopsy results are on a security hold by the police pending further investigation.

Elizabeth Taylor released following statement about Michael Jackson after she learned about his death. Michael Jackson was a long time friend of Elizabeth Taylor. Reports say that Elizabeth Taylor collapsed after she learned about the death of her good friend.

My heart… my mind… are broken. I loved Michael with all my soul and I can’t imagine life without him. We had so much in common and we had such loving fun together. I was packing up my clothes to go to London for his opening when I heard the news. I still can’t believe it. I don’t want to believe it. It can’t be so. He will live in my heart forever but it’s not enough. My life feels so empty. I don’t think anyone knew how much we loved each other. The purest most giving love I’ve ever known. Oh God! I’m going to miss him. I can’t yet imagine life without him. But I guess with God’s help… I’ll learn. I keep looking at the photo he gave me of himself, which says, ‘To my true love Elizabeth, I love you forever.’ And, I will love HIM forever.