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Baby Scared of Miley Cyrus (pic)

Happy — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 19:17:17 +0000

I know where you’re coming from. I’d be scared shitless too if I was forced to face those monstrous horse teeth Miley Cyrus is sporting. She has one of the nastiest gaping filthmouth one can ever come across and to have it about eat you for lunch is bound to scare you for life. The fear in this baby’s eyes is undisputed.

Miley Cyrus Has a Tattoo Under Left Breast – See What Is Say (Bikini Pic)

Happy — Sun, 06 Dec 2009 18:44:27 +0000

Miley Cyrus is 17 year old and already has a tattoo. It’s under her left breast and says “Just Breathe”. Apparently the reason she had “Just Breathe” tattooed under her tit is to commemorate her friend Vanessa who died of cystic fibrosis in 2007. This is the first (and hopefully the only) tattoo Miley Cyrus had done and given that she’s only 17, her parents must have consented to it. I’m not gonna focus on the fact that the internet got flooded with bikini pics of Miley Cyrus last few days as she’s posed half naked for Vanity Fait when she was yet younger than now, so what’s the big deal with bikini. It does reveal the tattoo under her breast, but otherwise no big deal.

So what’s next for Miley Cyrus? Lower back tattoo? That’s what all skanks do so I’d expect Miley Cyrus to follow suit. As a woman, you can’t get any trashier than by getting a lower back tattoo done. It’s like the Devil’s filing you in a category of lost souls who seek refuge in being cheap.

Oh, and let’s hope the “Just Breathe” tattoo is really meant to show support for cystic fibrosis research. Hopefully it’s not a reminder to let her know that she needs to breathe in order not to die. Barack Obama has teleprompters to tell him not to forget breathing but Miley Cyrus doesn’t. Would a tattoo under a breast be enough to keep you alive?

Esther Nazarov – a Woman Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit Married

Happy — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:31:09 +0000

Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst decided to tie a knot and remove himself from the pool of available bachelors by marrying Esther Nazarov. Fred Burst used Twitter to express his true feelings in April of this year – yeah, people who use Twitter rock like that. He said Esther Nazarov is his true love and that he has never known true love until now and blah blah all that stuff that Twitter can be good for. To show he means business, Fred Durst also posted a picture of a wedding ring Esther Nazarov will have worn. Come today, Esther Nazarov and Fred Durst are a married couple. File Esther Nazarov under “another successful gold digger”.

Is it me or does Esther Nazarov really look like Miley Cyrus with those nasty upper gums? You know how unpleasing Miley Cyrus looks when she smiles and upper gums get exposed like she’s a fucking horse, right? Well, Esther Nazarov suffers from the same awfulness. Maybe women who have big upper gums give good head. I wouldn’t know, I only do anal (yeah, I wish). If she makes Freddie happy, then good luck to them. Couple that licks upper gums together, stays together.

After the wedding that went down in Las Vegas, Fred Durst resorted to Tweeting again: “Cheers to the universe from me and my lovely wife Esther Durst!! We are now one and complete. )” I wonder if he tweeted about the wedding night blowjob. Imagine that: “Dude, Esther is totally licking my ballsack. That’s so awesome. WTF woman, pull that shit out of my ass you bitch. Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. more pee please!”

Let’s hope this marriage doesn’t end up in pooper like his first one.

Miley Cyrus Boobs Flopping Up and Down (pics)

Happy — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 00:48:00 +0000

Miley Cyrus loves to show off her boobs. She does. Nevermind the pedobear, this is the fact – Miley yrus loves to provoke and have her boobes out just enough so her nipples and areola are covered. One more thing she likes to do is show up with her clearly homosexual boyfriend Justin Gaston. That guy is gayer than American Football.

Miley Cyrus boobs decided to go for a little jog with her homosexual boyfriend Justin Gaston. The two picked the best place for jogging ever – a road. There are cars behind them, cars before them, exhaust smog, paparazzi and pedo bear everywhere you look. Makes sense right? If your name is Miley Cyrus, this is exactly the place where you’re gonna show how much your boobs flop, isn’t it?

To top it all up, Miley’s choice of jogging wear consists of bikini bathing suit, fashion sneakers and jean shorts. Was she really jogging or just showing her boobs off to the paparazzi? I’m sure Billy Ray Cyrus approves. Whatever draws more attention to his little ho and makes more monye is fine with him.

More pics of Miley Cyrus Boobs Flopping Up and Down in the gallery below:

Miley Cyrus and Justic Guston Picture credit: Wenn, Splash

Miley Cyrus Racist Scandal – Slant-Eyed Mockery of Asians

Happy — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:10:31 +0000

Miley Cyrus Racist Scandal turned the web upside down and Asian Pacific American group (OCA) is not impressed. In her racist tirade, Miley Cyrus slanted her eyes which is believed by Asian Pacific American to be a mockery of Asians.

In a picture leaked on the net, Miley Cyrus is seen with a group of gay friends slanting her eyes, which is a common impression of an person of Asian descent. Miley’s gay boyfriend Justin Gaston is present too, but he’s not slanting his eyes, he’s lavishing that vibrating anal plug he’s got on full up his ass.

An Asian American is present in the picture, he’s not pulling no slant-eyed stunt, but then again – how would that work out? It’s like telling a fat person to blow up his cheecks to make himself look fat. It’s stupid, cause he looks fat to begin with.

But anyway. Not impressed with Miley Cyrus going racial, Asian Pacific American issued following statement to TMZ:

“The photograph of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the Internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans. This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent. Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans. The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable.”

Justin Gaston Underwear Photos from International Jock

Happy — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 16:21:05 +0000

Justin Gaston, 20 year old underwear model and rumored boyfriend of teen virgin Miley Cyrus models in International Jock man’s underwear. Dude would make perfect emo kid.

Photos are from 2007, but Justin Gaston was a big nobody until he was spotted hanging around with Miley and photographed chaperoning her on the way to church. Miley says she’s a virgin anyway and we all believe her, cause she’s got that halo around her head.

Anyway, this post is gay.

Tarina Tarantino Jewelry Designer

Happy — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 05:48:19 +0000

Tarina Tarantino is known for her jewelry designs that bear pop culture spirit combined with contemporary segments. Based out of Los Angeles, California, Tarina Tarantino has built a strong brand of jewelry designs that are popular on an international scale. I wasn’t able to find out whether she does genital jewelry too. She needs to learn that shit. Some chicks have undeveloped labia and need to decorate it somehow. Tarina Tarantino could make a killing at it. Besides – Tarina Tarantino Genital Jewelry Designer has a good ring to it.

Some of Hollywoon A-List hos decorate themselves with jewelry from Tarina Tarantino. Miley Cyrus wears her jewelry, so does Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne or Cameron Diaz. This type of clientele means a lot, of course so by now Tarina Tarantino has got her own boutiques in Los Angeles, New York, Milan, Osaka and planning a whole lot more. Talk about successful designer.

Check out her website to see what creations of one of the top jewelry designers from LA look like HERE.

PS – as far as I know, Tarina Tarantino is not related to Quentin Tarantino.

Tarina Tarantino Image Credit: Ed Kavishe, Fashion Wire Press

Miley Cyrus Ass Pic – First Ever!

Happy — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 19:24:36 +0000

That’s a rare occasion. We have first ever Miley Cyrus ass pic. The world’s most famous underage whore is slowly getting all of her body parts revealed. Plus we on Beer Steak Bullshit Blog are having an ass day it seems. So much ass in one day… wow.

This latest (and first ever) Miley Cyrus Ass Pic is a continuation of the saga started when hacker who calls himself TrainReq hacked into the phone of Miley Cyrus and posted leaked shower pictures on warez forum Digitalgangster.com. The pictures spread like fire throughout the internet and we had them posted too. If you haven’t seen the goodness yet, click on this –> Miley Cyrus Hacked Shower Pics For Nick Jonas.

When those first racy pics were leaked, TrainReq mentioned that he has some more “worse pictures” of Hannah Montana’s star. He’s releasing them bit by bit to keep the momentum alive and it’s working. Now that we have the ass pic, the anticipation for something even “worse” has built up. Damn, where’s that pic of a pedo bear? Or that retard Chris Hansen?

Miley Cyrus is a Virgin! Ummm What? Purity Ring?

Happy — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:46:42 +0000

Miley Cyrus is a Virgin! Ummm What? Purity Ring?

Miley Cyrus is so full of shit! She’s got it all confused and thinks we’re all dumb little whores, whereas it’s the other way around. Fox News published an article in which Miley Cyrus is cited saying that she wears a “purity ring as a testament to her virginity”. Ummm what? Seriously, Miley… What? Are you trying to tell me you’re a virgin? LMFAO

Miley, let’s get something straight here. If you’re a fucking virgin, then I’m actually funny. Hang on a sec, let me try this again. Miley Cyrus, if you’re a virgin, then Barack Obama will bring change.
Damn, that doesn’t work either. It’s just not my day, obviously. Actually, I got it. Technically she could still be a virgin. Taking double anal and leaving vaginal intercourse out still maintains your vaginal virginity, right. I take it all back, Miley Cyrus is a virgin. Nevermind hacked shower pics, they don’t necessarily mean she’s a slut, do they?

God that give me a headache. Miley, bring your virginity to me, I’ll fix you up. I’ll swap your purity ring with my man whore ring. I got one.

Miley Cyrus Hacked Shower Pics For Nick Jonas

admin — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 03:46:24 +0000

Miley Cyrus, everyone’s favorite underage slut is at it again, but this time around someone hacked into her email account and stole the juicy pictures to share with the world. The hacker from Digital Gangster claims he hacked into the email account of Miley Cyrus and stole shower pics 15 year old star of Hannah Montana emailed to Jonas Brothers member Nick Jonas. Does anybody listen to Jonas Brothers anyway???

So more sexually charged pictures of Miley Cyrus made its way to the vast information highway and are now seen by many as if we all cared. The slut does make it look like she’s stripping for Nick Jonas, but from pictures that are available there are no tits, no pussy, no brown ass hole. Do you think Miley Cyrus bleaches her asshole for Nick Jonas or just wiped it off with soap as part of her shower routine during which she takes stripping pictures?

These shower pics are apparently just the tip of the iceberg and the hacker who calls himself TrainReq claims he has some more, “worse pictures” but he plans to sell those, he ain’t giving them away. Hmmm, it’s not like he’s not gonna get his ass busted if he sells them. He should have just played it low profile, pass them on and be done with it. I’m sure hacking other people’s computers is a crime and he could be facing legal issues. And if there are some real naked pictures of Miley Cyrus, that could get even worse. TrainReq also claims that he read some very juicy emails Miley Cyrus sent to Nick Jonas, but he hasn’t saved those, just read them and now he’s acting like – oh man… I should have saved that shit. Yeah, you should have. One of those emails allegedly bears juicy details on the night Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas fucked. Geee, now I seriously wander if he fucked her up the ass. Nothing like a little Miley Cyrus anal sex.

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