Beer Steak Bullshit

Remember Carrie Prejean – that ugly blond who won Miss California and told Perez Hilton at Miss USA 2009 that he can suck his boyfriend’s cock as much as he wants but for her marriage is only right when it involves both penis and vagina? Yeah, that’s Carrie Prejean. That’s the chick who got paid for fake boobs by Miss California pageant so she could win Miss USA but because of Perez Hilton she didn’t win. It’s also the same Carrie Prejean who makes Laura Ingraham’s pussy wet. Well, this Carrie Prejean has naked photos of her leaked on the internet. Blonds with fake boobs that were paid for by somebody else should stay from public eye cause their brain capacity is insufficient to sustain quality image. And it just proves to be truth once again – I don’t think Carrie Prejean naked photos are anything that’s hear to bite her in the ass, cause those are just naked photos – something that dumb blondes normally do, but it’s enough to point more fingers at her fake boobs and more water for big mouthed gay community’s mill of obnoxiousness.

The Carrie Prejean naked photos were originally posted on thedirty.com and since they already hit the web, there is no stopping to the spread. Everyone and their grandma will have seen what fake sideboob of Miss California 2009 looks like. She can cry and curse and fart as much as she wants, the cat is out of the box and he’s not coming back. The controversy is that Carrie Prejean claims to live by the bible and it’s bible that dictates her to oppose gay marriage. She must have missed the part in bible where it opposes public exposure of naked tits.

We all have a little secret. The secret of Carrie Prejean is revealed. She doesn’t care about bible one bit. She only used it to gain popularity among blinded religious zealots America is full of. It also helped her score a warm seat with the National Organization for Marriage. Truth is, Carrie Prejean is just as dirty and sinful as the other guy. She likes it hard in the ass and likes to provoke with her devil’s side. The only downside is that fake boobs make her anything but attractive.

There are more naked photos of Carrie Prejean – this is just a warm up with less exposing ones. It’s not like anyone would want to fap to her fake boobs anyway. She simply lost on all levels. What a joke.

Just when you thought Miss USA could not get any worse, the title was given to perhaps the most plastic looking, overused blonde by the name of Kristen Dalton. Donald Trump has awful taste in women. Have they seriously run out of pretty girls or does Donald Trump purposefully request plastic looking, Playboy style Barbie doll blondes without charisma?

Kristen Dalton who won Miss North Carolina pageant represented her state at Miss USA 2009 and won the contest. Miss West Virginia Jessi Pierson won herself the Miss Photogenic title and Miss Congeniality award was won by Miss Wyoming Cynthia Pate. Miss California Carrie Prejean ended as first runner up and second runner up was Miss Arizona Alicia-Monique Blanco. The Miss USA 2009 was held at the Planet Hollywood Resort Casino in Las Vegas and was broadcast live nationally on NBC.

Miss North Carolina turned Miss USA 2009 Kristen Dalton is a 22 year old Wilmington native with family history of Miss pageants. The Miss North Carolina title was won by her mother in 1982 and her sister won Miss North Carolina Teen USA 2008. Kristen Dalton also contested in Miss North Carolina Teen USA in 2005 and was first runner up back then.

Having won Miss USA 2009, Kristen Dalton will go to represent her country in the Miss Universe pageant. Here’s hoping Kristen Dalton will continue with hilarious tradition of Miss USA at Miss Universe and will fall on her ass like her two predecessors Miss USA 2007 Rachel Smith and Miss USA 2008 Crystle Stewart. Perhaps being from North Carolina, she could outdo her South Carolina counterpart and be both dumb and fall on her ass.

Gallery of pictures from Miss USA 2009 pageant with newly crowned Miss Kristen Dalton is below.

Photos by Judy Eddy, WENN.com