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Marius Zaromskis – Two Knock Outs in One Night (video)

Happy — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:23:07 +0000

Marius Zaromskis was a complete underdog at the Welterweight Grand Prix Dream 10 MMA Championship in the Saitama Super Arena in Japan this Monday. All bets were on his opponents yet he sent them both to the land of always growing daisies for the night. After Marius Zaromskis knocked out Hayato Sakurai in the semifinals fight of the Dream 10 welterweight Grand Prix by a vicious kick to the head, he was lined up to fight Jason High in the finals.

Prior to the Marius Zaromskis vs Hayato Sakurai fight, experts were saying that Japanese organizers let Hayato Sakurai fight Marius Zaromskis because they wanted to see a Japanese fighter advance to the finals and it was generally believed that Marius Zaromskis could never measure up to Hayato Sakurai. They were wrong. One kick to the head sent Hayato Sakurai down to the ground and referee atop of Marius Zaromskis to stop him from annihilating his opponent who looked like he didn’t know where the eff he was. Since ref interrupted the beat down, this win counted as TKO for Marius Zaromskis.

But that was just the beginning. The best was yet to come a few hours later when Marius Zaromskis entered the ring to fight Jason High for welterweight belt. 2:21 into round two, Marius Zaromskis delivered brutal kick to the head of Jason High followed by a devastating punch knocking Jason High the eff out of this world for a good while. Jason High was frolicking with daisies in the land far far away while Marius Zaromskis was celebrating victory. Mixed Martial Arts fans all over the world were shocked and Marius Zaromskis carved his name deeply into the annals of the MMA. Video of his fight against Jason High with brutal knock out is below. Great fight for any fan of mixed martial arts:

Kyle Maynard MMA Fight Video Against Bryan Fry

Happy — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:33:37 +0000

Kyle Maynard is a congenital amputee. He basically only has two stubs for hands and small legs with deformed feet. None of Kyle Maynard’s limbs is what a healthy person has. Yet that is no obstacle in his dream of being an MMA fighter. And he did it. Kyle Maynard stepped into a cage and fought a full bodied opponent – Bryan Fry. The video of Kyle Maynard’s MMA fight is below. You will have seen it all after you have seen this.

Kyle Maynard lost the fight to Bryan Fry by unanimous decision. However it was a fight where regular MMA rules applied – that means kicks were allowed, knees were allowed, elbows were allowed – in other words, even though Kyle Maynard is limbless, he still had the balls to step into a cage and fight a regular fight with a trained MMA fighter who’s got all his limbs. For that Kyle Maynard deserves super props.

On the other hand, it is quite clear that Bryan Fry didn’t fight the same way he would have fought had he been against an opponent with all limbs intact. I can’t blame Bryan Fry for that. As trained MMA fighter, he’d feel truly horrible if he knocked out a limbless amputee with a kick to the face. It was a tough fight for Bryan Fry – I think it was much tougher for him psychologically that it was for Kyle Maynard. He knew crowd would cheer for Kyle and so they did, he knew he could not deploy all of his skill even though Kyle would wish for him to do so. You just can’t do it when you fight someone who has an obvious disability in respect to you. On a side note – how did the organizers picks the fighters? Aren’t there any weight groups? It doesn’t look to me like Bryan Fry was a fair weight group for Kyle Maynard. They should have picked some super skinny Thai fighter or something.

Kyle Maynard was a successful wrestler in high school – despite his disability. By watching the video, it is clear that he was striving to bring the fight with Bryan Fry to the ground so he could wrestle him. However, this being an MMA fight, not sheer wrestling, Wisconsin mixed martial artist Bryan Fry avoided the take down with skill. As part of his fight, Bryan Fry delivered several heavy blows to Kyle Maynard’s head. Kyle told the reporters after the fight that his ears are still buzzing from the blows, but he’s happy about it. It was a different experience and he had balls to go for it. MMA is more than just wrestling and for a kid with no limbs, this is a showcase of balls of steel.

So what the future holds for Kyle Maynard? Well, he told Atlanta Journal-Constitution that he wants to fight again. He’s determined to do it, just as he did it with wrestling. He lost his first 34 wrestling matches but it had not deterred him one bit. he kept working hard until he started winning. There is no wonder why the book Kyle Maynard released is titled “No Excuses”.

Charles Lewis Jr. Owner of TapouT Dead after Ferrari Car Crash

Happy — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 05:46:26 +0000

The owner of MMA clothing line TapouT Charles Lewis Jr. aka The Mask was found dead in his ultra-rare $300,000 Ferrari Modena after crashing into a light pole at high speed, slicing the Ferarri in half. The police believe that Charles Lewis was racing another driver on a Porsche, lost control over his Ferrari, slid off the roadway, hit the curb and plowed full speed into a light pole killing himself instantly. Female passenger who was in a car with him was ejected and is in a hospital in serious condition.

Fatal crash occured on Jamboree Road, at Newport Beach in Orange County, California. A Costa Mesa man believed to have been racing Charles Lewis on a Porsche has been arrested by the police later that morning. His bail was raised from original one million dollars to $2 Million. Police also believe alcohol may have been a factor in the car crash.

The police spotted speeding white 1977 Porsche 911 Targa and a red 2004 Ferrari 360 Modena driving southbound at almost 200 mph on Jamboree Road at 1am. By the time they caught up with the vehicles, red Ferrari driven by Charles Lewis Jr. was wrapped around a light pole with owner of TapouT dead inside. Skid marks on the road indicated that he hit the light pole at a very high speed – police investigation on the matter is on going. 51 year old Jeffrey Kirby, driver of white Porsche had abandoned the scene but the police caught him and his female passenger 32-year-old Lynn Nabozny of Newport Beach on Bison Avenue, not far from the car crash accident.

Jeffrey Kirby is in police custody on suspicion of vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated. Lynn Nabozny was released at 7:45 a.m. after sobering up. The police say Kirby’s white Porsche had scratches on its side consistent with scratches on red Ferrari suggesting that Jeffrey Kirby may have purposefully clipped Charles Lewis Jr. to win the race. Investigation is ongoing.

There goes the life of one of MMA icons. Charles Lewis Jr. aka The Mask, owner of TapouT is dead. His expensive Ferrari has been ripped in half with halves being 30 feet away from each other. RIP Charles Lewis Jr.

Affliction: Day of Reckoning – Fedor Emelianenko vs Andrei Arlovski Video

Happy — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:29:26 +0000

Not sure how many of you are fans of mixed martial arts, but Affliction: Day of Reckoning fight which is scheduled for January 24, 2009 and takes place at the Honda Center in Anaheim, California will be the shit. Fedor Emelianenko will be taking on Andrei Arlovski and these both fighters are the best in MMA there is.

Fedor Emelianenko is without doubt the greatest MMA fighter to have ever walked this earth. He’s still undefeated, has never been knocked out and the only loss in his professional MMA career was because of the cut on his face. At the time the competition had the rules that if one fighter is bleeding, the fight is stopped and the opponent is declared winner (kind of stupid and they have changed it since). This basically means that Fedor Emelianenko has never actually lost the fight. Vast majority of his fight were won before the end either by KO, or by submission. Fedor Emelianenko is hands down the shit.

And then we have Andrei Arlovski who wants the heavy weight title for himself and is eager to make name for himself like no other. If Andrei Arlovski defeats Fedor Emelianenko he will be set for good. He will be remembered as the only fighter to have managed that and that will carve his name on to the proverbial MMA walk of fame for good. Andrei Arlovski is the beast and if anyone has any chance at defeating Fedor Emelianenko, it’s him. However, let’s rephrase this again – we’re talking about Fedor Emelianenko here, not just some other fighter.

One thing is for sure – while Andrei Arlovski possesses immense striking power, speed and endurance, he doesn’t have what Fedor Emelianenko has – super strong mental power. This fight is everything for him and that may make him nervous. Fedor Emelianenko doesn’t work like that. His massive mental strength will keep him relaxed and focused and that will be the end of Andrei Arlovski. It will be an interesting fight for sure.

Affliction: Day of Reckoning video is below.

MMA Fighter Justin Levens and Sarah McLean-Levens Found Dead – Murder Suicide

Happy — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:16:41 +0000

MMA Fighter Justin Levens and his wife Sarah McLean-Levens were found dead earlier today in their home in Luguna Niguel, Southern California in what looked like murder-suicide. Sheriff’s spokes bitches confirmed to the Associated Press that the department is investigating the case but so far all the clues lead them to believe that it was in fact a murder-suicide. That’s pretty fucked up if that’s the case.

Roids are evil, get it? It made Chris Benoit commit Murder-Suicide one and a half year ago in a highly publicized case and now it looks like another fighter (this time around a real fighter, not a wrestling joker) Justin Levens may have committed the same and took his wife Sarah McLean-Levens to the land of eternal win with him. Mother of Sarah McLean-Levens alarmed the police after she’d found the couple with gun shot wounds.

Justin Levens is a MMA veteran who known for his UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) and WEC (World Extreme Cagefighting) fights. He was scheduled for the first Affliction card earlier this year, but the event was postponed and Justin Levens was later found positive for Oxymorphone. He was suspended from professional fighting till Jan. 15, 2009.

Justin Levens was 28 year old (born in Philadelphia on April 18, 1980), his wife Sarah McLean-Levens was 25. Damn

Corey Hill Breaks Leg During UFC Fight Against Dale Hartt (video)

Happy — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 06:39:59 +0000

Painful video. Second round of a UFC fight between Corey Hill and Dale Hartt has just started, Corey Hill goes to deliver a lower body kick, Dale Hartt blocks t off with his chin breaking Corey Hill’s leg, sending him to the floor unable to fight back. He actually went down cause he lost balance after his broken leg showed no support. Really painful broken leg accident during this UFC fight.

To be honest, that broken leg just made the fight interesting. I would think UFC fighters have their bones as hard as a rock, but Corey Hill somehow failed to drink enough milk or something. I do feel sorry for him though. I watch UFC most of the time but I’m not obsessed with it. Hence I’ve never heard of Corey Hill as I have never heard of Dale Hartt. As such, I really felt sorry for the guy when his leg broke right during the fight. I’m assuming – unless you really don’t like the guy cause he previously defeated your favorite UFC fighter, you’d feel sorry for him too.

Broken legs is not exactly why I watch UFC or any other MMA fighting sport, but in this case the broken leg made for an interesting enough video for me to look it up and post about it. Poor Corey Hill, hope he recovers soon.

Corey Hill Breaks Leg pic credit: Fight! Magazine. Painful video is below. Watch at your own risk.

Austin Powers Star Joe Son Charged in Gang Rape

Happy — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 17:46:54 +0000

Austin Powers Star Joe Son Charged in Gang Rape

It’s a rape day over at Beer Steak Blog. First it’s Tenor Ernesto Tito Beltran and now even more recognizable celebrity – Joe Son, most famous for his role as Random Task in original Austin Powers movie. Joe Son was arrested in May for felony vandalism and this type of crime requires forking over a DNA sample. Investigators analyzed the DNA sample and voila – Joe Son took part in a gang rape dating back to 1990 that was unsolved for 18 years. Busted!

As results of his felony vandalism, Joe Son is now charged with much juicier crimes:

- five felony counts of rape
- two felony counts of forcible sodomy
- two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force
- seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation
- one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force

Wow, so many people have good times and I’m never there when it happens. Each time I participated in gang rape… I’m the receiver. I’m kidding No, really

The woman from that 1990 gang rape was pistol-whipped, repeatedly raped, threatened with death, then blindfolded and left naked on her own naked.

If convicted of all charges, Joe Son will be facing 275 years to life in jail. Hope he still has the number on Dr. Evil so he can break his ass out of the chokey cause man is busted.

Joe Son, whose full name is Joseph Hyungmin Son is also known among MMA fans. During his UFC 4 fight against Keith Hackney in December 1994, he was repeatedly punched in the ball sack. Ref did not interrupt the fight because at the time it was not officially against the rules. Watch the fight in a video below:

Fight Science: UFC/MMA Mixed Martial Arts Full Video

admin — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 07:00:29 +0000

If you had any doubt about the skills of UFC fighters, watch these videos – Fight Science the full episode! The secrets of best fighters in the world are revealed. This is about MMA – Mixed Martial Arts. The style that unites tactics from different branches of martial arts. The videos will reveal what goes on inside the bodies of some of the world’s most versatile fighters. Measuring not only how hard they can punch or kick, but more importantly, how much they can take. This is the Science of Mixed Martial Arts.

UFC – Ultimate Fighting Championship is becoming one of the world’s most popular sports. It combines strategy, anatomy and conditioning. Fighters compete in weight classes in 5 minute rounds and strict safety rules. Each fighter wears UFC gloves especially designed for increased protection. Each athlete trains to withstand severe impacts. Inside the UFC octagon, fights typically end in one of three ways:

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Marius Zaromskis – Two Knock Outs in One Night (video)

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Kyle Maynard MMA Fight Video Against Bryan Fry

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Charles Lewis Jr. Owner of TapouT Dead after Ferrari Car Crash

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Affliction: Day of Reckoning – Fedor Emelianenko vs Andrei Arlovski Video

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MMA Fighter Justin Levens and Sarah McLean-Levens Found Dead – Murder Suicide

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Corey Hill Breaks Leg During UFC Fight Against Dale Hartt (video)

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Austin Powers Star Joe Son Charged in Gang Rape

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