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Ryan Alexander Jenkins Wanted for Murder of Jasmine Fiore

Happy — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 05:59:16 +0000

Look at the face of a douche. Jasmine Fiore was found dead in a dumpster, stuffed inside a suitcase (must have been quite a job to fit those silicones in there) and Ryan Alexander Jenkins is a “person of interest”. Whether he’s a murderer we don’t know yet, but looking at the picture I can answer one thing for sure – yes, he’s a douche. You got to be a douchebag if you wear stupid pubestache like that.

Aside from being a potential murderer, garbage bin depositor and suitcase stuffer of Jasmine Fiore, Ryan Alexander Jenkins is also a reality TV contestant. That’s right, Ryan Alexander Jenkins got his douche ass on VH1’s Megan Wants A Millionaire. That means that he’s a millionaire, right? Well, he better be, cause if convicted of murder of Jasmine Fiore, he’s gonna need some change to buy Hubba’s favor which is the only way to get fucked with lube. Otherwise he’s gonna have to take Hubba’s dick up his dry ass.

I can hear you asking – aside from being a douche and a reality TV contestant, what else is this Ryan Alexander Jenkins? Well sadly – he’s a Canadian. And not only that. He’s Alberta, right from Calgary. If I looked outside the window, I might see him there. Why do people from my province have to be such amateur murderers? I thought after Jasmine Fiore’s dead body was discovered, that it’s gonna be one of those mindblowing criminal cases similar to Black Dahlia in which the murderer has never been found. That would immortalize Jasmine Fiore but now that there is a suspect basically right after her body was discovered, she’s got no chance of becoming as famous as Elizabeth Short. I’m sorry Jasmine Fiore, I tried finding something worthy of remembering about you, but Buena Park police spoiled it all. Skilled chaps, these are, I tell ya.

The police say that Jasmine Fiore was strangled to death. If Ryan Alexander Jenkins is in fact her murderer – I can’t help but wonder what would prompt a 32 year old real estate developer/investment banker (whatever title you give it, at the end of the day it equals “millionaire”) to kill young woman. Seemingly he had everything he wished for – a pubestache, an appearance on VH1, a bank account full of green stuff… why killing a blonde? WHat was missing in his life that he would wrap his douche hands around her neck and squeeze tight? This will be an interesting case to follow. Ryan Alexander Jenkins is probably somewhere in Venezuela or Thailand by now.

EDIT: latest news has it that Ryan Alexander Jenkins and Jasmine Fiore were married. TMZ was allegedly contacted by lawyers of Ryan Alexander Jenkins who said that their client will co-operate with the authorities. See? I told you he was a douche. Who else would marry Playboy representative with fake boobs? RIP Jasmine Fiore

Philip Markoff – Profile of Craigslist Killer

Happy — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:38:48 +0000

22 year old Philip Markoff has been in police custody since Monday, April 20, 2009. He’s suspected to be one of the most dangerous predators many have come to know as Craigslist Killer. Philip Markoff is a bright, clean cut medical student at the Boston University. But as it happens with most notorious killers – it’s always the nicest guys who commit the most atrocious crimes. Friends, family, neighbors – everyone is surprised when the police come and lead the man away in handcuffs… How could this happen, he was the nicest guy on the block. Well, surprise – it’s always the nicest guy on the block. And if Philip Markoff is proven guilty, if Philip Markoff is truly a Craigslist Killer, then it means that this bright kid who’s about to become a doctor and have a wedding to Megan McAllister has a blood of 26 year old Julissa Brisman on his hands.

Philip Markoff has been accused of murdering Julissa Brisman – a masseuse (masseuse is more often than not a Craigslist code language for “escort”) who advertised her services on Craigslist and of the robbery of another two females who also advertised her services on Craigslist. Both robberies as well as murder of Julissa Brisman were carried out in a hotel room. Because all the victims were picked on and contacted via popular classified site Craigslist, the murderer became known as the Craigslist Killer.

Philip Markoff Profile

Philip Haynes Markoff comes from the state of New York, but has lived in Quincy, a town south of Boston, Massachussets. It is believed Philip Markoff graduated of the State University of New York-Albany in 2007 and is currently studying second year medicine at Boston University, set to graduate in 2011. After school learned about the murder charges against Philip Markoff, he was suspended from the medical program. His wedding to Megan McAllister was scheduled for August 14, 2009 – I don’t think it’s taking place anymore.

Craigslist Killer

Craigslist Killer (possibly Philip Markoff) made contact with women who offered services such as “private massages” or “private dances” on Craigslist. He would arrange a meeting in a hotel, but when a girl arrived, she was tied up at gun point and robbed. Two of the victims took the abuse and were only robbed. One of them, however tried to escape. 26-year-old Julissa Brisman wasn’t having any of that and tried to make a run for it. Unfortunately, Craigslist Killer wasn’t having any of that escaping and shot her several times.

Julissa Brisman was an aspiring actress (all hookers are, aren’t they?). She was found bleeding and in cardiac arrest on the 20th floor of Marriott Copley Place in Boston. Despite attempts of medic to revive her, she died shortly after.

The police reviews videos from hotel surveillance cameras (photo of a screenshot is above) and each of the assaults related to girls offering services on Craigslist were carried out by what appeared to be the same blonde male with a blackberry. The police believed all of these were done by the same man whom they dubbed Craigslist Killer. And now, with help of millions of bloggers the suspects were narrowed down to one man – Philip Markoff.

According to Suffolk District Attorney Daniel Conley and Boston Police Commissioner Edward Davis, Philip Markoff has been charged with murder, unlawful possession of a firearm, armed robbery and kidnapping. Check out the video below:

Amber Hagerman Story and Amber Alert System for Missing Children

Happy — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 20:41:39 +0000

The story of 9 year old Amber Hagerman who was kidnapped as she was riding a bicycle and subsequently murdered prompted the introduction of Amber Alert – the missing children system which sends out a bulleting each time there is a suspicion a child has been abducted.

Amber Hagerman Story

When Amber Hagerman was 9 year old, she was at her grandma’s in Arlington, Texas and went for a bike ride. It was January 13, 1996 – Jimmie Kevil, the neighbor of Amber’s grandma heard little girl scream. As he ran outside to find out what was going on, he saw a man in black pick up truck pull Amber Hagerman off her bike and stuff her inside the vehicle. Seconds later, he drove away at high speed.

Jimmie Kevil immediately alerted the police and provided description of the abductor and the car. Arlington police launched search for the car and were followed by countless volunteers and FBI. Local media, including TV and radio stations covered the Amber Hagerman story with hopes it would help recover the 9 year old girl but it was all in vain. 4 days from her abduction, Amber Hagerman was found dead in a drainage ditch only four miles from where she was kidnapped. Her abduction and murder remain unresolved, however the police are looking into files of Terapon Adhahn, who’s a person of interest in the case of Amber Hagerman.

Amber Alert

Amber Alert system for missing children was originally implemented in the USA and was inspired by the kidnapping and murder of Amber Hagerman. The system was later adopted by Canada, UK and other countries. Amber Alert is based on a similar principle weather alerts work – where mainstream media player receive an alert of some upcoming weather condition and pass it on immediately.

In order to avoid false alarms, certain conditions must be met to issue Amber Alert:

A Case must be filed with the law enforcement
A child must be at serious risk
There must be description of a child, an abductor, and their car
Only children up to 17 years of age can have an Amber Alert issued

Once there is a reason to issue Amber Alert, the bulletin is immediately dispatched to commercial radio and TV stations, satellite and cable providers, further Amber Alerts are sent via e-mail and to the LED billboard signs such as the one located in the example below. This is what Amber Alert looks like in action:

While success rate of Amber Alert system is questionable, it is without doubt a way to get more eyes involved in looking for missing children. The loss of 9 year old Amber Hagerman was truly a horrible tragedy, but perhaps her story will help prevent murders of some other children.

MMA Fighter Justin Levens and Sarah McLean-Levens Found Dead – Murder Suicide

Happy — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:16:41 +0000

MMA Fighter Justin Levens and his wife Sarah McLean-Levens were found dead earlier today in their home in Luguna Niguel, Southern California in what looked like murder-suicide. Sheriff’s spokes bitches confirmed to the Associated Press that the department is investigating the case but so far all the clues lead them to believe that it was in fact a murder-suicide. That’s pretty fucked up if that’s the case.

Roids are evil, get it? It made Chris Benoit commit Murder-Suicide one and a half year ago in a highly publicized case and now it looks like another fighter (this time around a real fighter, not a wrestling joker) Justin Levens may have committed the same and took his wife Sarah McLean-Levens to the land of eternal win with him. Mother of Sarah McLean-Levens alarmed the police after she’d found the couple with gun shot wounds.

Justin Levens is a MMA veteran who known for his UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) and WEC (World Extreme Cagefighting) fights. He was scheduled for the first Affliction card earlier this year, but the event was postponed and Justin Levens was later found positive for Oxymorphone. He was suspended from professional fighting till Jan. 15, 2009.

Justin Levens was 28 year old (born in Philadelphia on April 18, 1980), his wife Sarah McLean-Levens was 25. Damn

Pete Van Winkle Murdering Inmate Robert Cotton – CCTV Video

Happy — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:58:04 +0000

Video above contains CCTV recording of a murder of inmate Robert Cotton by another inmate, Pete Van Winkle – a member of Aryan Brotherhood. Quite an entertainment for Friday night.

Sheriff’s Office of the Maricopa County, Phoenix, Arizona issued a statement following the murder of Robert Cotton that entirely contradicts the CCTV video. The press release states that nothing out of the ordinary happened in the cell on May 1, 2008 (the day of murder) and that the detention officers rushed to the murder scene after Robert Cotton’s dead body was dragged out of the cell and dropped on the floor one level below.

CCTV video however shows that the attack lasted for 15 minutes, during which Robert Cotton was strangled, punched and head stomped by Pete Van Winkle even after his body was bloodied and motionless for minutes. Detention officers got on the murder scene 5 minutes after Robert Cotton’s dead body was dragged out of the cell.

Investigation into the case suggests that Robert Cotton may have been murdered because he wouldn’t beat up another inmate after asked to do it by the Aryan Brotherhood.

Jess Torres, former police officer and security consultant interviewed in the video says that a security guard who was supposed to be monitoring the camera obviously wasn’t doing his/her job. According to Jess Torres; “They’re trained to notice and they’re paid to notice”.

Robert Cotton was serving time for car theft. Pete Van Winkle is now charged with first degree murder, reporters from the video say. The family of Robert Cotton filed a $2 Million claim against the sheriff’s office.

Taylor Bradford – University of Memphis Student Shot to Death

admin — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:18:38 +0000

Taylor Bradford was a student and a defensive lineman at the University of Memphis. Last night (Sunday) Taylor Bradford was shot to death in his own car by a bullet to the chest. There hasn’t been any arrests yet but the University of Memphis has been on lock down and all classes have been cancelled.

Taylor Bradford went out to get something form his car, the reports say, but has never returned so his friends went looking for him only to find him dead with the bullet wounds. It appears as if Taylor Bradford tried to drive himself to the hospital after being shot, but crashed into a nearby tree before he was found and taken to a nearby Regional Medical Center in Memphis where he eventually died. It looks like his death wasn’t random, but rather a targetted attack against him personally, aka murder.

Taylor Bradford died at the age of 21. His friends and family nicke named him “Booger”.

Beer Steak Bullshit » murder

Ryan Alexander Jenkins Wanted for Murder of Jasmine Fiore

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Philip Markoff – Profile of Craigslist Killer

Philip Markoff Profile

Craigslist Killer

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Amber Hagerman Story and Amber Alert System for Missing Children

Amber Hagerman Story

Amber Alert

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MMA Fighter Justin Levens and Sarah McLean-Levens Found Dead – Murder Suicide

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Pete Van Winkle Murdering Inmate Robert Cotton – CCTV Video

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Taylor Bradford – University of Memphis Student Shot to Death

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