Yep, this is Jean Claude van Damme. That’s what action movie star looks like in 2012. He still has tight body, and even though those muscles are softening, the new visage grabs all the attention. Who would have thought someone like Jean Claude van Damme had such epic facial hair. That biker’s mustache and sideburns sure turn him into a basement boy wife-beater type I never thought he could pull off. I actually like him better this way. Truly epic!
Well, this has got to be the first time after a very long time that John Travolta is not wearing a wig, but what the fuck are those pubes all over his face about? What kind of a G** Damn mustache is that? Dude, sober the fuck up already. That’s worse than the Village People. He otherwise looks not too bad for his age, but the mustache gives him gayer than gay look. He must have dyed his hair too. It’s got some healthy color to it and I also think he’s wearing a foundation on his face. Dude looks after himself, but the pubes for mustache are not cool. Take it off, John Travolta.
The picture is from today’s introduction of Michael D. Eisner’s into the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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