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iPad and Flash Support Lacking Feature – Get Used to Seeing Blue Legos

Happy — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 20:55:59 +0000

Apple iPad tablet was intended to be a replacement for notebooks, yet it lacks support for one of the most important components needed to surf the net – Flash. Without Flash support iPad will not be able to show content of website where Flesh elements are used (many, many websites use that) so instead of seeing their attractive, interactive features, you will see blue legos on the screen of your iPad. Great win on behalf of Apple. Fanboys can wipe off the cream from their panties.

iPad is the biggest technological failure of last few decades. It’s made by Apple so expecting it to suck is fair, but Apple went way overboard delivering suckiness when iPad was released without support for Flash.

Did you realize that all YouTube videos are playable on your computer only because your computer supports flash? That’s right and it’s not only YouTube. Most of the big players in online video sharing use flash platform to offer video streaming. The videos you see when you go to DailyMotion, LiveLeak, MySpace Videos, Google Videos, MetaCafe, etc – they all stream files with .flv extension which is an extension for Flash Video. So if you surf any of those websites on an iPad, instead of seeing their vids, you will see blue legos. Because that’s how Apple rocks. Blue Legos everywhere flash is needed. Count millions of websites, many of which are some of internet’s most visited portals. iPad = FAIL

Marilyn Manson Without Makeup

Happy — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 17:26:28 +0000

I’m sure seeing a picture of Marilyn Manson without makeup was everyone’s Christmas wish this holiday season. I’m kind of sad that the Running to the Edge of the World video has been deleted from MySpace. Marilyn Manson haters and other lowlifes must have complained that it contained too much gore and nudity. And MySpace shut their gaping holes and obliged to remove one of the finest videos that was uploaded there. What a bunch of losers.

Let’s focus on good stuff, not the bad one – Marilyn Manson without makeup. I’m sure all girls out there are getting their panties wet seeing this handsome Brian Hugh Warner dude wearing no eyeliners and all the boys out there are questioning their sexuality and heading out to buy some glittery, rainbow colored pants. I understand, seeing Marilyn Manson without makeup has that effect on people.

Marilyn Manson – Running to the Edge of the World (music video)

Happy — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:41:25 +0000

Speaking of Marilyn Manson and his reunion with Evan Rachel Wood it’s worth a mention that the reunion was proceeded by the music video released by Marilyn Manson for his song Running to the Edge of the World. The video is pure genius. Most of it is a mugshot of Marilyn Manson singing the lyrics of Running to the Edge of the World which is then sneakily intertwined with footage of him beating the shit out of and killing a half naked woman who happens to look similar to Evan Rachel Wood. How awesome is that??

The Running to the Edge of the World music video was posted on MySpace by Marilyn Manson. The song itself is amazing, just as everything Marilyn Manson has released, but the video itself proves he’s a multi talented genius. Whether the video had anything to do with his reunion with Evan Rachel Woods is left for speculations but I don’t think the two are related. Running to the Edge of the World is the works of art, both as far as music and video are involved. The message is simple – love hurts! Kudos to Marilyn Manson for releasing yet another work of a genius.

African Mango Extract – Weight Loss Solution for Your Fat Gut

Happy — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 20:33:28 +0000

Let’s get real – you laugh at me for being a fat bastard, but your gt is just as fat as mine. You’re a fattie, you just don’t admit it. Luckily, there’s hope for us fat losers – African Mango Extract is the latest in magical fix-all-your-fat-problems discoveries. According to latest study (got to love those studies), extract from West African Mango can not only help you lose your nasty fat gut, it can allegedly also lower your cholesterol. Now I know you care not about cholesterol, as that’s not gonna get you laid, but shedding that fat gut you’re carrying around… uhhhhh, imagine the hotties that will start rubbing your butt.

To be fair, though – all of you ladies with cropped images on MySpace, let’s not pretend you’re all hotties. You’re just as fat as that guy I was talking to. You need African mango extract more than everyone else cause you’re all fat. You’re fat and ugly and you hook up with everyone but me. But there’s help – African mango extract will make you lean and pretty and when I drop my 600 pounds, you’ll be flattered I wink at you.

African Mango

African Mango, also known as Irvingia Gabonensis grows profusely in West Africa. Extract from seeds of this fruit inhibits fat production – according to lab tests from the University of Yaounde in Cameroon (published by Lipids in Health and Disease journal). Through positive effect on metabolism regulating genes and enzymes, African mango extract sheds those pounds while you sleep. The study was conducted on several fat individuals who were told not to change their diet or exercising habits, but were provided the pills they were expected to take. Some pills were African mango extracts, others were placebo sugar pills. Fat gut individuals who were taking African mango extracts magically turned from ugly fat bastards into sexy lean studs and hotties. Well, not quite so, but there was an average of 28 pounds lost among those taking African mango extracts where as those taking placebo experienced no change and remained as fat as they were before. Fat bastards who took African mango extract also showed dropped sugar and LDL cholesterol levels.

So here – African mango extract aka Irvingia Gabonensis is your ultimate weight loss solution. No more fat gut, take some mango, and become slim.

Gennifer Moss aka Earth Friend Gen – The Naked Rollerblader with a Cause

Happy — Sun, 21 Sep 2008 01:54:18 +0000

Gennifer Moss who is known around Oregon as Earth Friend Gen is an avid nudist. Nudists are the best, you don’t have to ask them twice to get naked. Actually, sometimes you may need to ask them to put some fucking clothes on cause there’s people around and you feel ashamed.

Gennifer Moss aka Earth Friend Gen skates around on in-line rollerblades naked. Some wimp construction workers who can’t get their dicks up called 911 and complained that there’s a naked chick on rollerbaldes skating around and having good time doing it. What a bunch of senile fuckers. You’d call a fucking 911 instead of try to get into her panties? Hang on… no panties on Earth Friend Gen – just straight on vagina.

The police eventually halted Gennifer Moss but the crowd of enthusiasts who gathered at the Tom McCall Waterfront Park area to admire the waterfalls booed them. Obviously they have more brains that construction workers. Gennifer Moss was told she couldn’t be in public with her genitalia fully exposed, so she put on the thong and carried on rollerblading. My kind of chick.

Gennifer Moss aka Earth Friend Gen is California native and became famous after she’d asked to skate around naked on 4th of July. As it seems, it is not illegal to be naked in public in Oregon. Kind of cool state, it seems. And now they have Earth Friend Gen to spice everyone’s day…

Gennifer Moss picture above is from her MySpace page.

Jessica Lee Rose – Profile of Lonelygirl15

Happy — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:24:46 +0000

Jessica Lee Rose is an actress from the Kiwi land of New Zealand. Her call to fame were vlogs (video blogs) she was posting on YouTube under the nick Lonelygirl15. Jessica Lee Rose pretended to be a 16 year old girl called Bree that vlogged about regular issues that address to teenagers. Her Lonelygirl15 YouTube account became one of the most subscribed to and many people ate what she was telling them. What they didn’t know, was that Lonelygirl15 vlogs were all pre-scripted and filmed by a few guys who were looking to make it the next big thing. It worked.

Investigative journalists from Los Angeles Times went to track down who that Lonelygirl15 – the biggest thing on the internet was and what they found out shocked millions. Bree was not a 16 year old girl, she was a 19 year old Jessica Lee Rose and her vlogs were not her personal experiences but nothing more than a work of fiction. This revelation brought Jessica Lee Rose international attention which eventually resulted in her scoring a film role in the crappiest movie of all time – I Know Who Killed Me, starred by Lindsay Lohan.

Jessica Lee Rose is now 21 year old and was offered a job similar to Lonelygirl15 one. Shes gonna film a series of 40 vlogs titled Sorority Forever. Sheltered by Warner Bros and MySpace, fans of Lonelygirl15 will be able to get some more of that hot piece.

That’s the profile of Jessica Lee Rose – a wannabe actress who became a web star.

Great PBS – Sarah Posted Pictures on MySpace

admin — Sun, 06 Jul 2008 20:14:07 +0000

This is a great Public Service Announcement (PBS) produced by The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children about some (really hot) chick called Sarah from an unknown town where as everybody starts recognizing her and ask what color panties she’s wearing and shit. She looks all confused like WTF, even though we all know she masturbates with double dildo on webcams for money so this whole point is moot. I mean, what did she expect from acting like a whore on the internet?

Anyway, it’s a pretty awesome PBS and you know the best part about it – the real Sarah who acts like a whore on MySpace will not get it even after she’s seen this PBS. The ad is well executed and delivers the message, but some girls will simply never learn (or think they know better). Which pretty much means even pervs like me will have shit to jerk off to. But I’m a sick bastard. I’d jerk off to pics of my sister on MySpace. That is… if I had a sister.

BTW – do you think Sarah shaves? Maybe her pubes are blond too. Got to go do some MySpace browsing now. Anyone knows what Sarah’s MySpace is?

See Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Pictures She Posted on MySpace

admin — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 00:05:25 +0000

If you were Jamie Lynn Spears, the most famous teen mother and sister of Britney Spears who just gave birth to a first born baby girl named Maddie Briann, would you post her first ever pictures on your MySpace profile? The picture above what is allegedly Jamie Lynn Spears baby picture that she allegedly posted on her alleged profile. I’m having hard time eating it, and here is why:

Do you know how much media outlets offer for exclusive pictures of new born babies? It’s 7 figures. $10 million easy. Why would first Jamie Lynn Spears baby pictures get posted on her MySpace? She could make millions of dollars if she let professional photographers of some magazines do it. But then again – you never know, right? She’s the one who got knocked up at th age of 16 and carried a baby in her womb for 9 months. Heavens know how messed up a head of Jamie Lynn Spears is.

Anyway, what you see above was posted on a MySpace profile that claims to belong to Jamie Lynn Spears. Anyone can create a profile on MySpace and thousands claim to be somebody they are not. Guess we’ll have to wait before we know for sure whether these are real pictures of Maddie Briann or not. We’ll find out soon. Stay tuned.

Jesse Metcalfe Showing His Hot Moobs

admin — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:34:10 +0000

Jesse Metcalfe, the gardener from Desperate Housewives has some hot moobs. Those are man boobs in case you’re been in a cave past decade. He grows some serious chest hair and looks overall good.

These are Jesse Metcalfe’s latest pictures he just posted on his MySpace page.

Anyway you put it, it does look like a wonderful rack he’s wearing. I wander how much photoshop these pictures saw, but if this is his real deal chest, then he’s got my admiration. If he continues to grow his moobs, he’s gonna need a goddamn man-bra soon.

I think it’s time for me to put these pics up on my fitness changing room door and look at them each time I feel like I’m not gonna work out today. Seeing that Jesse Metcalfe achieved hot body like this will be an inspiration for me to follow. Damn, I want those moobs too.

David Motari Issued an Apology on MySpace

admin — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 19:29:51 +0000

I really doubt it, but this is what happened. There was a new MySpace page that bears the name of David Motari – an alleged puppy killer – created and its “About Me” section contains an apology for puppy toss and an explaination that this video was filmed over a year ago and David Motari has no idea how it got out. He says it was a hard day and would just like for it all to end. He’s also surprised that someone got his home address as well as his home and girlfriend’s phone number and he was forced to get them disconnected because his family and girlfriend were being threatened and harassed.

What do you think? Is this David Motari Issued Apology on MySpace real or fake?

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iPad and Flash Support Lacking Feature – Get Used to Seeing Blue Legos

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Marilyn Manson Without Makeup

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Marilyn Manson – Running to the Edge of the World (music video)

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African Mango Extract – Weight Loss Solution for Your Fat Gut

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Gennifer Moss aka Earth Friend Gen – The Naked Rollerblader with a Cause

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Jessica Lee Rose – Profile of Lonelygirl15

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Great PBS – Sarah Posted Pictures on MySpace

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Jesse Metcalfe Showing His Hot Moobs

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