27 year old man identified as Nitinkumar Patel was arrested after several complaints from women came that he urinated on them at a bus stop in Journal Square, Jersey City. Law enforcement officials confirmed that at least 7 women complained that they have been urinated on in the last three months. Nitinkumar Patel was eventually caught in the act and arrested while urinating on a 16 year old girl.
According to the New Jersey Department of Corrections, Nitinkumar Patel spent 6 years in prison for aggravated assault convictions and was released in January 2009. Looks like it didn’t take him too long to get arrested again – only this time it’s for urinating on women. What the hell? But then again, without racial prejudice, after the video showed an image of said Nitinkumar Patel, I was no longer surprised. He looks like he came from India or Pakistan. In countries like that, it is normal for men to piss and shit in public. That’s why those countries look like public dump sites.
Meet Haisong Jiang, 28 year old man who triggered the shutdown of Newark airport terminal by sneaking through security checkpoint from the sterile side back to the unscreened side. Haisong Jiang was apprehended by the police and interrogated at the Port Authority Police building at Newark Airport in Newark, N.J. The police learned that Haisong Jiang wanted to bid his girlfriend good bye, which was the reason he went back to the other side. He didn’t realize it would wreak complete havoc and result in shutdown of an entire terminal at Newark.
As a result of his behavior, Haisong Jiang is facing trespassing charge and a fine of up to $500. Haisong Jiang lives in Piscataway, New Jersey but was born in Jiangxi, China. He moved to the United States in 2004. I don’t understand how he can be 28 year old. He looks more like 40 to me. I also understand that he didn’t mean no harm, but he caused a lot of damage, delayed and frustrated thousands of people yet he was fined $500. That leaves me speechless.
Haisong Jiang photo by Associated Press, Joe Epstein
Hilarious animated gif above is a painful reminder that just because you star in some lame ass show called Jersey Shore, it doesn’t mean that you won’t get punched in the face if you don’t shut your mouth. That’s what Nicole Polizzi aka Snooki found out when she encountered Brad Ferro at Beachcomber Bar & Grill in New Jersey. Though according to the police report, Brad Ferro was intoxicated and stole drinks that Snooki bought. Aka, the douchbag was being a douchbag and eventually punched a girl.
Well, as it turns out, 23 year old Brad Ferro of Deer Park, New York is only good enough to punch a girl, because when faces with a man, he goes down like a sack of rotten potatoes. Below is the video of some underground MMA fighting event called Clash in the C in which Brad Ferro gets knocked the eff out within seconds. He just drops like the biggest wussie you’ve ever seen. But when in a bar, he goes all macho punching girls. He’s such a man…
I have to say I’m mesmerized by that animated gif. After you have watched it about 15 times in a row, you’ll understand why. I’m actually cutting my post short cause I can’t think as my eyes are locked on Snooki’s head that gets slapped like it belongs to a cheap whore. Wait….
Under normal circumstances, I don’t like people who come on camera with irritating speech impediment, but this is a sad news. Alexis Cohen, an American Idol contestant who became known as the Glitter Girl was killed in a traffic accident. The New Jersey police are investigating the incident and are looking for a hit and run driver connected to her death. Alexis Cohen first auditioned for American Idol season 7, she literally sucked and the response she got from judges was just like that. Believing, she was the next big thing America has seen, she took it harshly and gave Simon Cowell and the rest of American Idol middle finger attitude on cameras off audition room.
After her failed attempt in season 7, Alexis Cohen gave American Idol another shot during season 8. That didn’t work out for her either and never made it past audition. So she gave Simon Cowell Fuck Yous again. Glitter Girl believed she was gonna be famous one day and it looks like her dream came true. Too bad she’s dead to enjoy it. Weird how our society works. While she was alive, Alexis Cohen was just some American Idol contestant with speech impediment and attitude. Now she’s the most searched for person on the internet for the day. Death brings fame. It truly is so. NJ police are on hit and run driver’s ass. The world has lost a Glitter Girl today. Seaside Heights where the accident took place has lost its glitter. RIP Alexis Cohen. You’re a star you’ve always wanted to be now.
YouTube video with Alexis Cohen’s endless rant about American Idol and how she’s gonna show them is below.
Nicole Bobek was once a talented figure stater but opted for a short lived career change. According to New Jersey’s Hudson County Prosecutor Edward DeFazio, Nicole Bobek played a vital role in the drug ring that distributed methamphetamine (commonly referred to as meth). Nicole Bobek and 18 other people from the math ring were arrested during a successful drug bust that ended its operation. Prosecutor Edward DeFazio says Nicole Bobek was part of “the upper echelon of this (meth trafficking) ring”.
Nicole Bobek is now 31 year old, but back in her better days (pre math) she did pretty good as figure skater. Her biggest achievement was the title of a US champion in 1995 and a bronze from the World Championships in Figure Skating. The meth ring she was a part of operated primarily in New York where they were selling $10,000 worth of meth per week. The drug was brought to New York from the West Coast. The ring Nicole Bobek was part of may have also been involved in bleaching $1 bills and reprinting them as bills of larger denomination. Counterfeiting equipment and guns that were in rings possession were confiscated by the police.
Nicole Bobek had run ins with the law before. Even as 17 year old she was arrested and charged as a minor with first degree home invasion. She’s currently being held in New Jersey on a $200,000 bond where she was extradited from Florida as fugitive from justice. If found guilty, Nicole Bobek could face up to 10 year in prison. What sad end to what once was a decent figure skater. Meth’s not good for you, m’kay?
There was recently a case from New Jersey where a man posing as a waiter collected $186 from people who came to dine at two locals restaurants. According to victims, the bogus waiter looked to be about 20 year old with spiky hair. He was wearing a dark blue shirt with yellow tie and khaki pants. This is how it went down:
Bogus waiter sat in the restaurant and observed diners. He paid attention especially once diners were done and asked for a bill. Real waitress would bring the bill and he would keep a keen eye on which diners start putting actual cash together with which to pay for the bill. Once they appeared to have the cash handy, he’d approached them acting as though he was a chief waiter and asked them if they wished for anything else before paying. Diners said they were OK and handed him the cash. There are two reported cases in New Jersey alone. The first one happened in Hobson’s Choice in Hoboken, N.J where diners got scammed out of $90, the second one took place in Margherita’s Pizza and Cafe – three women there got scammed out of $96. There are likely more, undocumented cases or cases the police did not have reports finished on yet. Either way – someone realized that people who dine in restaurants generally trust waiters with their money and credit cards while frequently failing to make sure they are handing it to the right person.
Now check out the video above. That one is from England and bogus waiter there takes advantage of people who opt to sit outside on patios in nice weather. Bogus waiter would approach them as soon as they are seated, often times making themselves look like an actual waiter by either wiping off their table and handing over the menu which he picked up from another table. He used a hard to resist line that people who sit outside must leave their credit cards with the establishment as there have been many cases of people ordering drinks and leaving without paying. A line like that simply implies that you are suspected of being a potential thief which is what no honest person wants. This makes them really want to hand over their credit cards to make sure they look like honest buyers with sincere intentions to pay for their order.
Little do they know that they just handed their credit card to a bogus waiter. It’s cool how calm Brits are. Even after they find out they were just robbed off their credit cards, they keep it cool and get concerned with minimalistic reasons. If that was filmed in North America, we’d be watching screaming women freaking out, raising hell, suing the establishment and stabbing nearby kittens in the eye with their newly pedicured nails. Luckily for all credit card holders, their cards come with some form of protection so if their cards get stolen like that and abused right away, their credit card company would swallow the cost of unauthorized purchases. That’s what you pay for when you pay your annual credit card fees – they call it credit card/fraud protection or something like that.
Morale of the story – always make sure you know whom you’re handing your money/credit cards to. Wait until you are served drinks or food and pay to the same person who served you. Or stand up, walk to the cash register, tell them which table you were at and ask them to tell you the total which you want to pay for. We will probably see more bogus waiters popping out as the economic crisis deepens. Sadly, there will always be individuals too lazy or too worthless to earn their living by contributing to the society with their work. They will prefer stealing from others, especially since some settings make people more trusting. Don’t allow them to exploit you. Be a smart player, look after yourself. It’s always worth it!
