Beer Steak Bullshit

Have you ever wondered what rich people eat and drink when they enter poshy establishments in metropolitan cities? Well, now you can find out. Pictured above is the copy of the bill Russian billionaire and the owner of Chelsea Football Club – Roman Abramovich paid during his stop at Nelly’s in New York.

The $47,000 bill Roman Abramovich picked up covered food and drink for himself and five friends. Most of the items are not that bad, just with upscale establishment prices ($27 for a capuccino), the bil grew into tens of thousands of dollars with bottles of expensive wines. Roman Abramovich won’t drink just about any wine, he must have La Tache Romanee Conti, a wine that costs $5000 per bottle. To keep the mood going, the party got additional two bottles of Chateau Petrus, another expensive wine that costs $5k per bottle and then there are also two bottles of Crystal Rose Magnum which are just as expensive. Must have been nice being a waiter who got Roman Abramovich and his people to serve to. 20% gratuity ended up being over $7000.

Source: BuzzFeed

EDIT:

Beer Steak Blog has been notified about the following:

This bill did not belong to Roman Abramovich. He and his party spent only about 3% of this amount in that restaurant. Furthermore, he and his party of 5 (half of whom do not drink) did not order 6 bottles of alcohol for an 75-minute lunch.

We apologize for publishing incorrect information.

Yet another Cameron Douglas arrest. 30 year old stepson of actor Michael Douglas got busted in an undercover Crystal Meth sting operation at the Gansevoort Hotel in New York. Cameron Douglas was allegedly trying to take $18,000 worth of crystal meth from New York to Los Angeles (or the other way around?) with intentions to sell it there.

The DEA task force arrested Cameron Douglas in a room at the Gansevoort Hotel where he’s lived for a while. The room was paid for by Michael Douglas. What a dad, he’d even pay for his stepson’s long term stay in a hotel. Are there no available apartments to rent in New York anymore?

Cameron Douglas is no newb to jail. He was arrested twice before, this is his charming third time. Each of his three arrests were drug related. Dude knows how to party it out through life. All he needs to do is to play a drug addict. He’ll be sent to a rehab instead of a choker and the life will be back to normal once more. Afterall, they still want some meth in LA, right?

Or maybe Michael Douglas could cut him from his sponsorship pay check and let him live on his own. Dude gets paid for his hotel room by his step dad – he has no financial worries cause dad sorts it all out for himself. Let Cameron Douglas hit the rock bottom and wake up to reality.

Nicole Bobek was once a talented figure stater but opted for a short lived career change. According to New Jersey’s Hudson County Prosecutor Edward DeFazio, Nicole Bobek played a vital role in the drug ring that distributed methamphetamine (commonly referred to as meth). Nicole Bobek and 18 other people from the math ring were arrested during a successful drug bust that ended its operation. Prosecutor Edward DeFazio says Nicole Bobek was part of “the upper echelon of this (meth trafficking) ring”.

Nicole Bobek is now 31 year old, but back in her better days (pre math) she did pretty good as figure skater. Her biggest achievement was the title of a US champion in 1995 and a bronze from the World Championships in Figure Skating. The meth ring she was a part of operated primarily in New York where they were selling $10,000 worth of meth per week. The drug was brought to New York from the West Coast. The ring Nicole Bobek was part of may have also been involved in bleaching $1 bills and reprinting them as bills of larger denomination. Counterfeiting equipment and guns that were in rings possession were confiscated by the police.

Nicole Bobek had run ins with the law before. Even as 17 year old she was arrested and charged as a minor with first degree home invasion. She’s currently being held in New Jersey on a $200,000 bond where she was extradited from Florida as fugitive from justice. If found guilty, Nicole Bobek could face up to 10 year in prison. What sad end to what once was a decent figure skater. Meth’s not good for you, m’kay?

Jojo Simmons, 19 year old sun of legendary rapped Joseph Simmons aka Reverend Run from Run DMC and a reality TV star (Run’s House) was busted on Wadsworth Ave in Washington Heights, New York when the cops caught him buying marijuana from street vendor. Jojo Simmons decided that it was not a good day to get arrested on marijuana possession charges and was having none of that cop crap. Idea took action and next thing you see – Jojo Simmons is fighting the cops to get away from getting busted. You can’t get away from cops. When was the last time you’ve heard of someone successfully avoiding the bust after having been caught red handed?

Instead of just facing marijuana possession charges, Jojo Simmons now faces multiple charges, including resisting arrest, attempted reckless endangerment, criminal use of drug paraphernalia and criminal possession of marijuana (criminal possession of marijuana? Is there also a non criminal possession of marijuana?).

TMZ reports that Jojo Simmons was inside his BMW rolling a joint when officers knocked on his window. Realizing he just got busted, Jojo floored his BMW in an attempt to escape. First he put the vehicle in reverse and rammed the parked car behind him. Unable to escape reversing, he then took off driving forward hitting another car on his way thus miserably failing his escape attempt. As if that weren’t enough, Jojo Simmons continued to fight the officers as he was being apprehended.

The White House announced today that the crown of the Statue of Liberty will reopen to the public this Independence Day – July 4, 2009. The Statue of Liberty’s crown was closed after the 9/11 attacks. At the time it was concluded that the spiral staircase leading to the crown is too narrow with low handrail which does not meet modern safety codes.

The delays in reopening were caused by the difficulties in finding the way to evacuate people quickly and efficiently in case of emergency. The base of the Statue of Liberty did not reopen until August 3, 2004. The torch of the Statue of Liberty has been closed since 1916 when it was damaged by a bomb.

Once the crown of the Statue of Liberty reopens, only up to 10 people will be allowed up there at the same time. If each stays for approximately 20 minutes (which is an average time people used to spend in the crown), 30 people will be let in per hour. That limits the number of visitors to only about 50,000 a year so the access will be chosen by the lottery.

It’s great to see the long overdue reopening of one of New York’s landmarks timed for the National Holiday. The view from the Statue of Liberty must be breathtaking. Even though many argue that the statue should never be open for public. The staircase to the top was not built for heavy public use. It was meant for occasional maintenance. And should a case of emergency (such as fire) occur, evacuating people from there would be excessively difficult and that could result in casualties. It’s a disaster in the making so both opponents and supporters of crown reopening have valid arguments.

Johanna Cox is the latest addition to the ever sustaining family of gold diggers. As it turns out, Johanna Cox is the new girlfriend of Alec Baldwin.

I’m kind of surprised that Alec Baldwin still does movies. Apparently director Derick Martini thought Alec was worthwhile and gave him the role in the movie Lymelife. Wait – Alec Baldwin produced that movie… Nevermind, I take my previous statement back.

Before she hooked up with Alec Baldwin, Johanna Cox appeared on TV as contestant in the reality TV show Stylista. Since she kicked everyone’s ass, she ended up winning and was awarded a one year gig with Elle Magazine as a fashion editor. She’s presently still working for Elle as part of her Stylista victory.

Johanna Cox is 29 year old, Alec Baldwin is 51 year old. I’m sure there’s no gold digging involved, it’s pure love. Must be. Hope she understands the dos and don’ts of successful gold diggers. She wouldn’t want to end up like Sarah Larson. Until you are married to your big fish, you got to keep it low profile and suck it up the best you can. Your “sponsor” always does everything right and everything he says is right and said the best it can be said. Give best blowjobs in the world, always swallow and tell your sponsor how incredibly he makes you cum.

The reports are speculating that Johanna Cox is Alec Baldwin’s new girlfriend because Alec took her to the premiere of Lymelife in New York and the two seemed into each other. Congrats to Johanna Cox on scoring a big one. Her life all of a sudden starts to have the meaning.

Photo of Johanna Cox, the video of her in Stylista is below:

While most rape victims are just spoiled brats full of shit taking advantage of society’s overexaggeration of rape, Maria Besedina seems to be one of the real victim. But even today, four year since her ordeal at the 23rd Street station in Long Island City, justice’s been anything but served and Maria Besedina is left with nothing but tears in her eyes.

New York’s subway station located on the 23rd Street in Queens is well known for high crime. The fact that it only has one exit and a tunnet to it is long makes it so much more dangerous. But when Maria Besedina was walking through it in June of 2005, it would never have occured to her that she’d get raped in plain view of two MTA workers who did very little to help her out. As the rapist attacked and raped her right on a subway platform, the clerks who watched it happen from within their glass booths radioed Central Command to let them know that there is a possible attack happening at the station, but other than that, nothing’s been done to help Maria Besedina who was screaming for help.

As the violent attack continued, the conductor of a train that was passing by at a low speed saw the attack but gave command for the train to leave and did just as big a nothing, other than alerting Central Command, as the other two clerks.

Seeking justics, Maria Besedina sued MTA for negligence and for failing to provide safety to a customer but her case was thrown out of court by the Supreme Court Justice Kevin Kerrigan who said that action of the tranit workers was prompt and decisive.

The New York Post has a video with Maria Besedina who talks about her experience and appeals to MTA to take preventative measures as many people use subway trains for their daily life.

Oh the irony. Or should I say: “What goes around, comes around” instead? Scott Siegel, the actor who plays steroid dealer in the Oscar-nominated movie The Wrestler featuring Mickey Rourke has been arrested for steroid dealing in real life.

Former wrestler Scott Siegel is not new to prisons and steroid trafficking. He’s been arrested for the same crime before and spend four years in jail for steroid trafficking. I guess scoring a role in an Oscar nominated movie was not good enough of an easy income for the guy, so he decided to get some more cash flowing through his pockets by dealing what he has most experience to deal – steroids.

Last Wednesday, Scott Siegel was seen by DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) officers picking up suspicioous package in New Rochelle. Officers cornered Scott Siegel, who rammed through police vehicles leading them on a high speed chase. After the police caught up with him and disabled his vehicle, Scott Siegel jumped out of his car and continued to flee on foot – dumbass. Cops captured Scott Siegel in Eastchester, New York, but he kept fighting them off. All this ordeal landed him assaulting a federal officer charges and of course steroid distribution charges (schedule III controlled substance).

With Oscar’s night coming up this Sunday and The Wrestler being one of the nominees for the best picture, I’m sure Mickey Rourke is not impressed Scott Siegel fucked it up the way he did. The police say they found 1,500 bottles of anabolic steroids, as well as $100,000 in cash on him. Roids are bad for you kids, m’kay?

Do you remember back in August of 2008 when Snakehead Fish wreaked havoc in New York rivers and had to be eliminated by force before they eliminated other native fish? Well, major mainstream media are putting together the list of most significant events of 2008 and guess what – Snakehead Fish are famous, they’re on the list. Snakehead Fish deserve to dominate that damn list. 2008 should forever be remembered as the year of Snakehead Fish.

Aside from New York, Snakehead Fish also took over the rivers in Arkansas in 2008. That was back in April and Piney Creek in Lee County had to be rescued by the biologists who declared war on Snakehead Fish. The final score – obviously – is in favor of biologists, Snakehead Fish lost, but do not underestimate the power of this Asian native species. Snakehead Fish are already on the most bad ass list. That’s the way it starts and before you know it, Snakehead Fish will rule the world. Every smart man will join them cause there will be no beating them. Planet Earth will become a fish planet. The fish will breed humans for food. How awesome. Leave it up to Snakehead Fish – there will be no global warming no more and the ozone hole will patch itself. Sweet!

Awesome Snakehead Fish photo by Associated Press (AP)

Sondra Fortunato is the winner of internationally prestigious super title of Miss Football and a big fan of New York Giants. If we were talking about a guy, I’d imagine a complete loser driving a truck with plastic testicules hanging off his bumper, but we’re talking about a chick. This type of combo on a chick would kill my hard on even if I haven’t watched on line porn for two weeks (I could never last that long). Mind you, the likes of Sondra Fortunato likely have a dick.

Sondra Fortunato surely picked the right football team to cheer for – giants. Kind of matches the size of her boobs. Fucking gross. Back problems, anyone? Aside from her “Giant” tits, Sondra Fortunato is known among other fans of NY Giants for her skimpy outfits she wears when she goes to see a game of her team. Wait – are women equally retarded to go to a football game? WTF?

Sondra Fortunato attended another mother fucking boring football game (I know this statemnent is painfully obvious as there’s no such thing as exciting football game) last Sunday and Giant Stadium officials were not impressed. Obviously, all their brains have already shifted into those giant plastic testicules hung off their trucks. Sondra Fortunato was escorted from the stadium so lame prudes (anyone in any way associated with football is definitely lame and obviously also a prude) don’t have to watch her giant tits. Fuckers – that shit was the only exciting thing at the stadium. Or are they trying to imply that they’d actually watch the game? Nobody watches that boring shit, do they?

Sondra Fortunato thinks that some other bitch got jealous and reported her to the prudes who actually silently jacked off to her grossly oversized milk bags in changing rooms. Sondra was wearing Santa outfit, a tiara and fishnets over a bikini bottoms with high heels on her stinky feet. Some other skank who didn’t have tits big enough got offended and told the security Sondra’s outfit was offensive for kids who attended the game?

WTF, parents already use football games as punishments for naughty kids? Fuck, if my parents forced me to watch that shit, I’d think twice about stealing my dad’s Playboys anymore. I’d actually start studying for school and cleaning bathroom just so I don’t have to suffer through that football bullshit. I wonder what Sondra Fortunato does every day that her folks still punish her by making her attend football games. Fucking painful…

Some video of Sondra Fortunato shaking her tits at the game is below. Seriously, is that what Miss Football looks like?

Sondra Fortunato picture credit: missfootball.com