Beer Steak Bullshit

Next time you go to see a Philadelphia Eagles game (lol, who in their right state of mind would want to go to see a football game?), don’t be surprised if you see a dog wearing an official Michael Vick Dog Jersey. As it turns out, the NFL Shop sells customizable dog jerseys that you can have labeled with name and number of your “favorite” football player. As we all know, everyone’s favorite football player is Michael Vick. He’s a good kid, right? Michael Vick would never hurt a fly, never mind a dog.

If you head over to NFLShop.com by clicking on that link, you’ll be able to customize your own dog jersey and own this memorable piece of NFL history along with name of Michael Vick and #7 on it. Dress your pooch up in it and take him/her to a game. I’m sure ladies will be all over you. You can even save up if you order more than one Michael Vick Dog Jersey from said NFL Shop. Up to 20% savings if you buy 4 or more items. Wow!

I have the feeling that NFL Shop’s gonna experience increased sales of previously unknown proportions. Who wouldn’t want to dress up their dog in official NHL Michael Mick Dog Jersey? Four different sizes are available. Funny thing is – any attempts to customize your jersey with “Ron Mexico” or just “Mexico” fail. You can’t dress up your dog in a Ron Mexico jersey, but it’s OK to buy a Michael Vick one. Go figure.

Michael Vick went on 60 minutes to make his first public address since release from jail. CBS provided full length video of the charade so I actually went and watched it. Needless to say, Michael Vick came out will all the polished words you can imagine. It was nice to listen to him turning from a bad guy who tortures animals into a nice guy who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Some mighty words you pulled off there on 60 Minutes, Michael Vick, let’s see if you can stand by them in the years to come.

James Brown interviewed Michael Vick and i found him a really good interviewer. He’s a man at the right spot. He asked the very important question whether words that Michael Vick spoke during the interview were words of his PR team or words of Michael Vick. The response was that it was Mike Vick speaking. He sounded convincing, but I’m having hard time swallowing all this high profile talk. He said exactly what would be the right thing to say – that he’s remorseful for organizing dog fights, that he realizes what he did was wrong, that he re-thought his life and became a different person after serving time in jail, that he hopes the public and NFL give him a second chance, blah blah.

Perhaps the most powerful PR move on behalf of Michael Vick and his team was to bring Wayne Pacelle, the president of the US Humane Society along and work by his side to remedy his past actions. 60 Minutes also got exclusive footage of Michael Vick talking to some kids and appealing to them to love their animals whatever it is they have. So from now on we will only see brand new Michael Vick. The animal abuser is the past, the role model is the future. At least that’s what Michael Vick would like everyone to believe. His PR team trained him well for this 60 Minutes interview. Watch the full length video above.

You’re probably thinking what I am thinking – who the eff is Brittny Gastineau. The answer is simple – who cares. She’s got paparazzi around her and her dress delivered near nip slip. It’s really weak, it’s not an actual nip slip as you can’t see no damn nipple, but there’s a hint of areola and that’s about as close to work not safe as I can get with otherwise work safe Beer Steak blog, right? You all work hard, you’re always at work so we need to keep things SFW. Anyway… Brittny Gastineau!

Brittny Gastineau is a daughter of former NFL player Mark Gastineau. As if being a daughter of the player in the gayest and most boring sport in the world wasn’t embarrassing enough, Brittny Gastineau forced her ass on the reality show The Gastineau Girls that aired on E! So basically she’s a nobody and nobody gives a crap. Except from me right now, cause I just found out Brittny Gastineau was born on November 11. Do you know what that means? That means that she’s a Scorpio, just like me. She probably gives mean head and has vagina with teeth (vagina dentata). Scorpios are the tits in bed.

The picture of Brittny Gastineau with near nip slip were taken last year just as she was on the way to her birthday party (yeah, in November) at the nightclub Villa in Los Angeles. Get this, her boyfriend Richard Voll was with her. How embarrassing is that? You don’t drag your boyfriends to birthday parties? You should get laid on birthday. Besides, chicks who have boyfriends plain suck. There is nothing more frustrating than a chick on whom you’ve been hitting telling you that she had a boyfriend. Well, grow up. Get rid of him so guys like me can dip my mean penis into your juicy vagina, Duh!!

Brittny Gastineau picture gallery containing near nip slip is below. High res pics available, just click it till you see it.

Brittny Gastineau photos by MAVRIXPHOTO.COM

Nicole Murphy likes to jump from one cock on another. Yeah, ex-wife of Eddie Murphy, then a girlfriend (most currently an ex-girlfriend) of gap-toothed former defensive lineman for the New York Giant Michael Straham is likely a cheater. At least that’s what Michael Straham thinks. So he planted a GPS, a tracking device in her car. Rumor has it Nicole Murphy was sucking cock of Demetrius Spencer, Universal Records A&R executive.

Nicole Murphy and Michael Straham have been together for over a year now. Michael Straham obviously has a history of spying on his sex partners. When his now ex-wife Jean divorced him in 2006, she said he spied on her as well. Jean also claimed that Michael Straham planted a secret video camera inside a room to spy on Jean’s sister while she was undressing. That’s my kind of man. He wastes no time. Might as well rub one off to your wife’s sister, right?

Nicole Murphy allegedly had a secret, but passionate relationship with Demetrius Spencer. The two exchanged sex charged emails and went on business trips to the Caribbean. What business does Demetrius Spencer have sticking his penis into mouth of taken women? You don’t do that? If you want to release some sperm, spy on your wife’s sister. That’s masturbation with class. Michael Straham does it right, Demetrius Spencer obviously needs a lesson in sperm deposition.

Nicole Murphy learned about the GSP device when she brought her Range Rover to a luxury dealership in Thousand Oaks for a regular check up. The mechanics found the tracking device hiding behind the front dashboard. This was the second GSP device Michael Straham had planted into Nicole Murphy’s car. She’s not happy about it.

Richard Collier, offensive tackle of the Jacksonville Jaguars was shot and critically wounded earlier today sustaining life threatening injuries.

26 year old Richard Collier and his buddy Kenneth Pettway, who’s former defenseman for the Jacksonville Jaguars were waiting for some hos in a Cadillac Escalade when a gunman appeared form out of nowhere and opened fire at the guys inside the car. According to preliminary reports, Richard Collier was shot several times, however it was not specified where the shots hit him.

Shands Jacksonville Medical Center accepted Richard Collier in a critical condition but refused to provide updates on his condition to the media (perhaps a family request). Wayne Weaver, owner of Jacksonville Jaguars issued a statement in which he said that Richard Collier is in critical, but stable condition.

Motives behind shooting are unknown, but the police are investigating and hopefully there will be an update soon. It looks like the attack was particularly targeting Richard Collier, as Kenneth Pettway who was in a car with Richard was not injured.

Richard Collier is the third NFL star shot in the past 18 months. Sean Taylor of Washington Redskins was fatally shot by burglars who wanted to rob his house in Miami area and Darrent Williams of Denver Broncos was killed in drive by shooting.

Richard Collier Image Credit: Al Messerschmidt, Getty Images

Former NFL running back and a Pittsburgh Steelers star Timothy Worley was tasered and arrested by Smyrna police for “becoming confrontational”. The whole incident was caught on police cruiser camera.

Timothy Worley was pulled over for speeding and lane violation (lane violation? WTF???). He told the police officer he had no ID, which was obviously just a lame excuse at trying to get himself out of this (not like it would work).

There is no denying that Timothy Worley acted like an ass. You don’t use foul language and you obey instruction of a police officer, but in this case it does seem like the cop was needlessly aggregated and very trigger happy. Timothy Worley was not confrontational to begin with, he seems to have been pushed to the limit until he flipped.

I’m not a cop so I don’t know what proper procedures are, but it is possible this is what cops need to do in order to conduct their job properly. Imagine you are a cop, you pull over a huge guy who has no IDs. It may be a safe practice to handcuff a guy until he can verify his identity, but I’m only guessing here.

From the video it appears as though Timothy Worley was swearing and using all other forms of rude language. That may be enough to get a person detained. Add to it speeding and lane violation (I believe there was also a DUI which came to light later) and you have a good reason to detain a person. Timothy Worley then says at some point – “do what you gotta do, officer” and he did. But when asked to put his hand behind his back, Timothy Worley responded with violence and yelled at the cop to get his hands off him, which prompted the cop to use a taser. Sounds like a fair use of taser to me.