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Laryn Franco Catwalk Picture with Naked Boobs

Celebrity blogging pays off each time a hottie such as Leryn Franco, the javelin thrower from Paraguay come to the view. Leryn Franco, who does modeling when she doesn’t handle steel solid javelins did us all a big favor and promenade herself on the catwalk for some fashion show the name of which is unimportant, because she did it with her boobs out naked. We got some nice Leryn Franco catwalk pictures for you here, both naked boob and see through, but had to censor the nipple out because many readers read Beer Steak blog at work and it’s no fun when a giant Olympian nipple fills your screen when co-workers come to ask if you’re joining them for a coffee. Head over to Alberta Stars for more and totally uncensored Leryn Franco Naked Breasts Catwalk Pictures.

BTW, if you didn’t know, Leryn Franco participated in Miss Paraguay and Miss Bikini Universe pageants.

Dita Von Teese released new short film to help promote the upcoming release of her own Wonderbra. Cheesily titled The Science of Sexy, the film features blonde scientist who’s unimpressed and uninspired until one day she discovers the gene of sexy that materializes into a wonderbra right before her eyes.

Dita Von Teese Wonderbra will be just like Dita Von Teese herself – all retro and burlesque. I suppose it’s meant to be sexy or something. I don’t know, I’m all into corsets, but they look better without any bra. Bras are for wussies. They hide erect nipples and there’s nothing hotter than a pair of pencil erasers poking at you from underneath the shirt. Dita needs to get the shit straight.

Dita Von Teese Wonderbra will be officially release in Europe on September 23rd. Not sure about North America. Maybe it’s too sexy for us up here so it’s not gonna be for sale at all, but I don’t think that’ll be the case. Too big of a market here to pass on.

Sexy Science by Dita official website is on SexyScienceByDita.com. It’s an animated flash site – it was trying to pop up new windows that were getting blocked so I didn’t get far. And I’m not so much into Dita Von Teese anyway. I just like to bitch about her. Check it out and let me know what you think.

The Science of Sexy video is below:

50 year old Madonna still has the boobs to die for and is not ashamed to show them. She went to several movie premieres at Cannes film festival yesterday wearing a see through top and no bra. Actually, if I take a closer look she’s wearing some sort of under boob bra that just keeps them tits plumped up. I guess 50 years does take it toll one way or another and they’re starting to sag. Nipples are hot though. They peak at you quietly through the sheerness of her dress.

Looking good too. Madonna has always been hot, but if a woman turns 50 and still kicks ass, then we have some serious hottie to talk about. Not that there’s anything wrong with MILFs…

Images: Splash

But she’s wearing some shit over her nipples. WTF? Megan Fox went to amaze us all with her exposure of breast skin but covered her nipples and areola. That’s pretty lame.

The result are pictures that look like they are work safe, but if someone sees your monitor screen, it’s gonna look to them like you’re staring at bare tits. Shittiest pics ever. The reason why I’m posting it is that I’ve just spilled drink all over my full-of-mess desk and my keyboard. It’s so wet, it makes bubbly sound as I type. I may have to get myself a new one tomorrow. In the meantime, my paper covered desk has just been turned into sludge. Damn I hate that shit.

Due to possible conflits with our advertisers, I was foced to censor the already covered nipples of Megan Fox and make it more safe for work. To see the NSFW version, visit our friends at Alberta Adult Board and click on Megan Fox Topless Photos.

Pink’s feet look outrageously gross, her legs are fat, and the tattoos on her legs are lame but this all can be over looked because her super stiff nipples going all pencil erasers at me from underneath her white tank top make up for everything else.

Any ideas what it is she bought? It doesn’t seem to have any label clearly suggesting what kind of weirdness the singer picked up, but it’s got to be special based on how she seems too obsessed with it. Maybe some jello edible penises of some sort. Who knows what weirdness Pink is into.

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