Beer Steak Bullshit

We all know that the only reason people watch figure skating are a plethora of open crotch shots of slender female figure skaters. So when a solo male figure skater steps on the ice, there is a guarantee it’s going to be boring. That was not the case of retired American figure skater Scott Williams who took the whole thing to a brand new level and upgraded otherwise boring performances on ice to a grunge powered, teen spirit impaired Nirvana madness. Much props to Scott Williams for having balls to deliver next generation figure skating beats. The video of Scott Williams doing Smell Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana on ice is below:

I know, I know. Rickroll is so 2008, but it ain’t over for Rick Astley yet. How about Never Gonna Give You Up to the music of Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana? When it comes to “some people on the internet having too much time on their hands” – you know that whoever came with an idea of mixing Rickroll with Nirvana has plenty of it. Go ahead, play the video and get Rickrolled by Nirvana. Now I can say I’ve seen it all!

Frances Bean Cobain, daughter and only child of arguably the most influential musician of the 90’s and Nirvana frontman – Kurt Cobain celebrated her 16th birthday and had it suicide themed. I’m certainly not the one to judge, plus Frances certainly turned out to be a beautiful young woman, but didn’t her dad die by committing a suicide? Tasteless? Maybe she just didn’t realize. It’s all good, she’s 16, we do stupid things when we’re 16.

Frances Bean Cobain’s “Suicidal 16” birthday party took place at the House of Blues in Los Angeles featuring Mindless Self Indulgence and Frances particularly requested that everyone attending listens to them prior to joining the party. She said in her invitation that everyone will be “forced to jump around and dance.” That’s my kind of girl.

The contest was held for the most suicidal look and three prizes were given to the deadliest of deadlies. According to reports, the Suicidal 16 party cost Frances’ mother – Courtney Love over $323,000. Courtney Love is said to be broke. Who knows, maybe she had sponsors.

I love the birthday cake. It looks like an old graveyard entrance with sign reading “RIP Childhood”. That is so Addams Family of her. Nicely done.

Frances Bean Cobain certainly grew up. I remember when she was born and whoopieee, all of a sudden we have a teenager who throws suicide themed parties. She grew into a beautiful girl and the dark hair with bright red lips really suit her well. She’s gonna be a dish when she turns 18.

Congratulations to your 16th birthday, Frances Bean Cobain.

Pics are from Frances Bean Cobain’s MySpace Profile. Whole gallery of birthday party images after the break.

Nirvana’s historic “MTV Unplugged in New York” performance will finally be released on DVD. Due date is set to November 20, 2007 and it will contain all 66 minutes of unedited show, including “Something in the Way” and “Oh, Me,” which were featured on previouslly released CD but not in the originally aired show as well as previously unreleased rehearsal and documentary footage.

Courtney Love has settled a lawsuit brought against her by the attorneys who represented her in legal battles with the surviving members of Nirvana. Katherine Hendricks and O. Yale Lewis claimed that Courtney Love owed them more than $340,000, plus interest, for their work on a 2002 suit that Courtney Love filed against Nirvana bassist Krist Novoselic and drummer Dave Grohl. Courtney Love, controller of the share of Nirvana’s business that had belonged to her late husband, Kurt Cobain, allegedly did not fully pay her lawyers, even though she eventually earned at least $9 million as a result of that suit. Courtney Love settled with Hendricks and Lewis for an undisclosed sum, and the settlement went into effect on September 17. According to court records, Courtney Love paid the Seattle attorneys more than $1 million for their work on the Nirvana suit, but they claim she still owed them $341,000, plus as much as $200,000 in interest.