Beer Steak Bullshit

This beauty queen is Elaine Davidson – The World’s Most Pierced Woman. I have nothing against beauty queens, but Elaine Davidson does it for all the wrong reasons. Bitch purposefully gets new piercings with sole intentions to break the world record and make her mark in The Guinness Book of World Records. Bitch doesn’t even like piercings. That screams “desperate attention whore” at me. Get a life, Elaine Davidson (was gonna say “grow a cock” but it didn’t go very well).

Elaine Davidson had 462 piercings in 2000. Come 2009, her piercing count sprang up to 6,005! This would normally get me impressed. It’s always an added bonus to go down on girl and find one more thing to play with on her clit. But Elaine Davidson is doing it all wrong. She probably has 7 piercings on her clit, but doesn’t enjoy any of them. I’d expect more form the world’s most pierced woman. BTW, out of 6,005 piercings Elaine Davidson has, 1500 are internal. Those are probably similar to bumps you see on dicks of some stunt cocks when you watch free on line porn. You do watch online porn right?

“I don’t enjoy getting pierced, but to break the record you have to get to a high level. I wanted to break the record.” – these are the worlds of Elaine Davidson – The World’s Most Pierced Woman. How pathetic. Especially the “I don’t enjoy getting pierced” part. She probably doesn’t even enjoy getting dick pierced in the ass, but would do it for money. Did the same word come to your mind as did to mine? Whore!

Brazilian born Elaine Davidson lives in Edinburgh, Scotland (a must visit city in August for Fringe Festival – yeah, I sometimes have life, I was there few years back) and works as a nurse. The world’s most pierced woman is a nurse? Really? Maybe all she does in the hospital are enemas. Where do I sign up?

Check out the video about Elaine Davidson – The World’s Most Pierced Woman below:

Amy Colley made her first mark on the list of cool when she won Miss Tennessee 2005. After the pageant she went back to being, well… a nobody. And now her gold digging efforts eventually paid off. Amy Colley hooked up with country singer Kenny Chesney and the two are successfully exchanging genital fluids.

Renee Zellweger is not impressed. Or maybe she doesn’t care – who knows. She’s Kenny Chesney’s ex wife so he can exchange genital fluids with whomever he wants, right?

Amy Estella Colley was born in Jonesborough, Tennessee. After participating in various Miss pageants for several years, she eventually won the title of Miss Tennessee and went to represent her state in the Miss USA 2005 but didn’t place. At present time Amy Colley works as a nurse at the burn unit. Wait – a nurse? I betcha she gives Kenny Chesney prostate massages with latex gloves on. Naughty, naughty. Great success!

Amy Colley has been Kenny Chesney’s girlfriend for 4 months and the couple has already taken several vacations together. Unless Amy Colley swallows, Las Vegas, Malibu and the Bahamas are forever territorially marked with the sperm from Kenny Chesney’s penis.