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It’s Friday afternoon, we need some items for men. Bia and Bianca Feres are identical twins form Brazil. The twins practice synchronized swimming and almost made it to the Olympic Games in Beijing to represent their home country of Brazil but didn’t make it on the boat. It makes no difference to the fact that they are one extremely hot couple of beach bodies. Surprisingly enough, the Feres Twins don’t look typically Brazilian. They are actually hot and natural. Both are naturally blond, have their own boobs and no penis in the underwear. Nice feminine look to both of them and that must be the first time I’m saying that about a Brazilian chick – I’d hit that. OK, I’m lying, I’d even hit a tranny if it came down to it, I’m so sex deprived but it changes nothing on the fact that Bia and Bianca Feres are ridiculously hot.

To make good use of the fact that Bia and Bianca are identical twins and that they both look incredibly hot, MTV Brazil employed the twins and gave them their own show. I can already see piles of North Americans buying new satellite receivers that can get Brazilian channels. Portuguese may still be an issue, but who cares what two blonds blabber about, just show those asses and we have a deal.

The gallery with lots of pics of Feres Twins is below. Nice material.

Photos of Australian swimmer and an overall hottie Stephanie Rice have previously been featured on the pages of the most awesome blog in the universe, but it hasn’t been enough. There simply is never enough of Stephanie Rice photos and being a firm believer that a combination of an Aussie girl with swimmer’s firm assets deserve special recognition, I bring you a gallery of nine Stephanie Rice photos.

There have been rumors that Stephanie Rice could be bumping genitalia with Michael Phelps, but they seem to have died off and nobody followed up on them, hence they were untrue. Nobody cares about Michael Phelps anyway, do they?

The biggest water stir around the persona of Stephanie Rice have been photos she posted on her facebook. These photos had been deemed raunchy by Australian Olympic team, and when all other swimmers joined in on the lynching, her facebook profile was blocked from public access. You’d think Aussies were a bit more open minded and this type of crap was exclusive to our sue happy North America, but obviously that’s not the case. Anyway, enjoy Stephanie Rice photos, the gallery is below:

Stephanie Rice Photos by Getty Images

Hot ass US olympic swimmer Amanda Beard must have got a vagina itch that made her file a law suit against a tanning salon company ProSun for using her hot ass photoshopped body and name on their site without her inter vaginal consent. Amanda Beard said: “morons… you can’t put my pics on your site without greasing up my wallet. What are you newbs?” Actually, she didn’t say that. I’d made that up. I think she’s too hot to be this coherent.

According to tanning salon ProSun, the pics of Amanda Beard were taken at a charity event few years ago that was graced by the presence of her invaluable vagina. ProSun felt they had the right to use the pics and so they did.

Amanda Beard needs to quit whining and show her tits already.

The picture of Amanda Beard above is copyright FHM.

Are you also one of those who fell for false propaganda of a rigged race? Michael Phelps is not a good enough swimmer to beat Milorad Cavic. Michael Phelps plain and simple lost that race, but was made a winner, because that works well for many people, including the organizers of the Olympics. Beijing would surely love to be mentioned each time someone refers to an athlete who won most gold medals in single Olympic Games. And let’s not forget Omega watches, who were official providers of the time keeping for the event and who have close ties with Michael Phelps – one of their ambassadors. They would surely love for their spokesman to be the winner. This race was rigged, Michael Phelps = FAIL!

Men’s 100 meter butterfly style swimming event took place a week ago, but the controversy remains and the closer you look at the evidence, the clearer it becomes that Michael Phelps lost that event. Milorad Cavic won, Milorad Cavic beat Michael Phelps but the race was clearly rigged.

Not only a better swimmer, but also a better person than Michael Phelps, Milorad Cavic congratulated his opponent after the race. The photo above captured the last fractions of seconds of the race, clearly showing Milorad Cavic (in picture on the right) touching the board first. Slow motion video below shows Michael Phelps on the right touching the board second, but continuing to move forward after Milorad Cavic has already stopped. Michael Phelps did NOT win the race, Milorad Cavic did.

Erin Blanchard - Gymnast on the Trampoline

Erin Blanchard is a US gymnast who was representing her country at the Beijing 2008 Olympics on the trampoline. Trampoline has only been an Olympic sport for eight years now. I’m glad about that one – love to watch those firm bodies bounce around.

Erin Blanchard didn’t make it to the finals and is already packing her gymnast gear to go back home. He Olympic dream’s just ended, but with this type of body there’s still a lot to dream about. If I owned a strippers bar, I’d totally want a trampoline gymnast to perform for my patrons. Somebody give Erin Blanchard a call, see if she’s interested.

Image Credit: AP

Winklevoss Brothers Tyler and Cameron, the founders of ConnectU, a social networking site for students, were part of the U.S. rowing team for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games and scored themselves 6th place.

Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss are best known for suing Facebook – another useless social networking site claiming the Mark Zuckerberg, SEO of Facebook stole their idea and some of the code to create Facebook, which then grew to become one of the most popular and most useless sites on the net. The lawsuit was somewhat settled but The Winklevoss brothers contested the settlement later on because they just don’t give up. Well, good luck to them.

The Winklevoss brothers made it to the finals of the Olympic rowing competition but ended 6th out of 6. But it still has to count for something. Aussies won the gold.

Winklevoss Brothers image credit: Daylife

Mother-fucking ouch! Janos Baranyai, 24-year-old Hungarian weightlifter had his Olympic career end in an excruciating pain and agony, when his elbow dislocated while he was holding 148kg of pure metal above his head. Really shitty time for an elbow to quit on the guy. Mother-fucking ouch… that’s all I have to say.

Janos Baranyai trained so hard to make it to the Olympics, he did make it and now he’s got his elbow dislocated to the point that he may start learning how to eat with his left hand. This accident looks so nasty, Chinese officials call it the most horrific moment of the Beijing 2008 Olympic weightlifting competition. Yet the broadcaster played back the video of the dislocation back and forth from every angle. Talk about pouring salt in the wound.

Janos Baranyai represented Hungary at Summer Olympics in Beijing as one of their weightlifter in the men’s 77kg division. This was his third lift on 148kg weight and it didn’t go well at all. As he lifted the barbell above his head, his right elbow completely dislocated out of its socket, and the man crushed on the floor, shaking and crying in pain.

Chinese staff immediately blocked the view, but the broadcast continued with replays of the accident from every angle. You can see it in the video below, but be ready for some painful shit. You’ll think twice before you go weightlifting again. As a matter of fact, I’m not even going anywhere close to any fitness center anymore. Weightlifting is completely out of question. And if someone tells me I’m fat and lazy, I’ll show them this video of Janos Baranyai’s elbow dislocation – that’ll shut them the fuck up.

Kendra Zanotto, a bronze medalist in synchronized swimming from 2004 will not be going to Beijing for 2008 Olympic Games, because her Visa application has been revoked. Chinese government has not specified the reason, but said it was uncomfortable” with some of her affiliations, which likely means that she was shown a finger because she part of Team Darfur.

Kendra Zanotto, Los Gatos, California native was hired to attend the summer Olympics in Beijing as a freelance journalist. Team Darfur she’s affiliated with is a group of athletes started by Joey Cheek – gold medalist in speedskating. The aim of Team Darfur is to draw attention to the crisis in Darfur, Sudan.

Like Kendra Zanotto, Joey Cheek doesn’t have a visa anymore either. He was set to fly to Beijing and Chinese authorities revoked his visa only hours prior to the take off. China simply doesn’t put up with anyone that’s not playing by their rules. Firm hand, I tell ya.

Nastasia Liukin stands a very good chance at winning the all-around for Gymnastics in the upcoming Olympic Games in Beijing. Nastasia Liukin in Russian-American which all in itself boasts with beauty, plus she’s super flexible and flexible girls are always sexy.

Nastasia Liukin is a sexy, 18 year old gymnast with lots of medals, including gold in All Around gymnastics. She’s definitely one of very valid reason why watching Beijing Olympics would be worth it. I already know who I’m cheering for in a sport I know nothing about. Go Nastasia Liukin, Go!

The pictures above has the official mascots of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games -Fuwa, and just as Olympic rings each come in its own color, so do Beibei, Jingjing, Huanhuan, Yingying and Nini. They are five little children symbolize friendship and represent four most popular Chinese animals (fish, panda, Tibetan antelope, and swallow) and one is a flame representing Olympic flame. You may notice that their names are made of repeated syllables. If you break those names each in half, you will get Bei Jing Huan Ying Ni which in Chinese means – Welcome to Beijing. Beautiful.

Below is the video of the official song for 2008 Olympic Games which is also titled Welcome to Beijing. The song features many popular and famous Chinese people. You may see Jackie Chan as well as reigning Miss World – Zi Lin Zhang

Following is the unofficial translation of song’s lyrics. It’s a beautiful song.

Welcome to Beijing – Official Song for 2008 Olympic Games – Lyrics

Another morning is here, and a breath of fresh air comes with it
We will be friends forever, sticking together lik fragrance of green tea
You will find my door open for you at all times, and I’ll be waiting for you with my arms open
You’ll get to know me much better once you hugged me, and I promise you will love it here

Please be my guest no matter whether you’re local or from abroad
You are here and you are a friend, and as a friend we welcome you
I want to grow green plants that I will plant in the soil
and will show you our legends so you leave with good memories

You are all my guests, both strangers and friends so please make yourself feel at home
There is always a lot to talk about even if we meet often

Welcome to Beijing, we will show you a place you haven’t yet seen
Charming of Beijing is full of life
Come to Beijing, we can breathe fresh air in the sunshine together
And we both will leave our mark in this yellow soil

My door will always be open and welcoming to the world
The days of the past are welcoming new day with a youthful smile
We are all friends, please come in and make yourself at home
I am waiting for you here with a smile on my face

Welcome to Beijing, may this music touch your soul
Let’s work together and go over and beyond
Welcome to Beijing, to have a dream is great
If you remain brave, the miracles will happen