Beer Steak Bullshit

With Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games coming up, the patriotic Canadian in me becomes prouder of being Canadian than normal. When I saw this super cute, Asian Canadian girl from Ontario talk about milk in a bag we have in Canada, I felt like showing it to everyone. The girl is incredibly cute and a skilled talker, but most of all, she’s Canadian. I didn’t know myself that they didn’t have milk in a bag in the USA but now they have a chance to learn about it. Maybe if Americans started buying milk in a bag instead of milk in a box, they’d catch up with Canada on the Environmental Performance Index. Though we both have a long way to go in that regard still.

Lauri Price used to work with the Cypress-Fairbanks school district in suburban Houston as a substitute teacher in Sigh Fair ISD but does no more. She was fired and is now forever labeled as a sexual predator for having an encounter with a minor. Lauri Price met 16 year old boy from Canada on the internet and her desire to have an underage penis inside her vagina made her fly to my country to meet with the boy and have sex with him. Sounds like something normal people would do, right? Well, not in this day and age. Lauri Price is now being featured under such headlines as “Predator Check” as can be seen from the Fox 26 report in the video below.

Houston Mother of four Lauri Price met the Canadian boy while playing an interactive game World of Warcraft on the internet in September 2008. The boy was 15 at the time. Through ongoing interaction and communication, Lauri Price got to know the boy and when he reached the age of 16, which is the age of consent in Canada, Lauri Price boarded a Canada bound plane to get that teenage cock in her mouth. She took her first trip to Barrie, Ontario where the boy lives in February of 2009 but got no teenage meat because the boy chickened out. She returned to Texas and continued to work on the boy on line until she got him all worked up and took another trip to Canada on December 29 – right after Christmas. Wild sex between a 42 year old substitute teacher from Texas and a 16 year old WoW fan from Canada took place in a hotel in Rosseau, 70 km from Barrie where the boy lived.

Lauri Price spent the New Years Eve in Canada and returned home on January 5th. She was arrested by the US authorities upon landing at Houston’s Bush Intercontinental Airport. Her time in Canada was spent with the boy who left the note at home that he was leaving with Lauri Price. His parents freaked out and alarmed the police. Since the boy was 16 year old, the Canadian RCMP did not have any case against Lauri Price, however they’ve ratted her out to the US police and let them know when she was planning to return. She was set up, the police were waiting for her and put a bitter end to an adventure of her lifetime.

Life is not fair. I’ve always said that and there are several cases of a teacher busting a nut of a teenage boy on Beer Steak Blog to prove my point. Why would Lauri Price not contact me instead when she was coming to Canada? I would pull my teenage looking cock out of my pants to let her have her way with it. Teachers know how to handle the meat. Must have been hell of an adventure for the boy too.

Video news report about Lauri Price from Houston is below:

As proud Canadian I will let you sissies from warm climates to shiver as you watch this extreme ice fishing video from Northern Ontario. What you do not know, is that Ontario is one of the warmest provinces in Canada. If you tried Alberta, then you’d know what cold is. But that’s not the point right now. Let me explain to you what the heck is going on in this extreme ice fishing video.

Obviously (well, only obvious if you are a Canadian) the camera purposefully doesn’t turn around all the way. There is another fishing hole somewhere behind the cameraman that’s never included in the picture. As he starts to talk to the ladies about how the fishing is going and asks where Mike was, you can hear him enter the river through that other hole. He then surfaces from main hole and makes it sound as though he swimmed across the lake. Neil is following him to do exactly the same thing. So while it is half fake, the crazies did actually go in the freezing water, they just did not swim a mile underneath the ice.

I thought it needed to explain to you cause internet users are not particularly known for their smarts. And come extreme ice fishing to Alberta, not Ontario if you’re considering an adventure and are not afraid to face the real cold weather. Or don’t come at all. Find something better to do that doesn’t involve butchering beautiful fish. Like sex for example. But not in Alberta. Girls here are as cold as that ice.

Laws exist to ensure public safety. How is it possible that there is no law banning females from driving is beyond me. Each woman behind a wheel of an automobile is a deadly weapon and a danger to public safety. No matter how politically correct you choose to be, women can NOT drive. Period. This should not be discussed any further. It’s an undisputed fact and action should be taken to prevent further damage to lives and property. Ban Female Drivers NOW!

The video above hit the internet several days ago. I was the only one who immediately identified the driver as a female when the video was posted on AlbertaStars.com. It was a no brainer – it takes a woman to deliver parking fail of such epic proportions and then casually drive away like nothing happened. I’ve been saying it all along, now it’s time to take action: Ban Female Drivers. For the sake of public safety, act not and ban female drivers immediately.

The woman who has no business driving in this video is Tripta Kaushal. 62 year old worthless driver (just as all women are) wanted to go to Extreme Fitness club in Thornhill, Ontario, Canada to get some fitness in her useless body but changed her mind after this epic parking fail. Instead of getting some fitness going, Tripta Kaushal casually reversed her BMW X5 and drove off like nothing happened.

What stupid wench did not realize (woman), is that her epic driving capabilities were recorded on club’s surveillance camera and posted on the internet. From there it was a mere question of time before the video took off and went viral. It takes a woman to deliver this shit.

One of the cars Tripta Kaushal destroyed was a 2004 Hyunday Elantra which belonged to Todd Jamison, system administrator at Extreme Fitness. He was obviously not happy seeing his piece of crap Hyunday destroyed, consulted the surveillance tapes and contacted the police. Through video enhancements, the police were able to get the license plate number of the SUV that destroyed Elantra and traced down the female driver – Tripta Kaushal.

Tripta Kaushal was charged with failing to remain at the scene of an accident and Todd Jamison… he was offered a brand new, 2010 Hyunday Elantra as a random act of kindness by Hyunday Canada. The best PR Hyunday could ever do for themselves. Congrats. Now if they only could lobby for banning of female drivers. We need to get the likes of Tripta Kaushal off Canadian roads.

Snow in Las Vegas – yeah, that phrase doesn’t go together very well. Las Vegas is better known for its hot, often very hot weather and now this. 3.6 inches of snow fell in Las Vegas during rare snowstorm that engulfed the sin city on Wednesday and Thursday. It’s the most snow Las Vegas has seen since January 1979, when the city got covered with 7.5 inches of snow.

This type of sprinkle is not even considered snow here in Canada. But it’s always fun to see how areas of the world located in warmer climates deal with unusual snow falls. Vegas was just as anything else – paralyzed. The airport was closed, traffic was head over heels, people freaked out… Makes me laugh my ass off. But to ease it all up, it happens in Canada too. Province of Alberta, where I’m from is very cold and we get snowed a lot. After we’d dealt with cold weather and blizzards for months, Ontario gets a little sprinkle and it’s on national news cause the whole city of Toronto gets paralyzed. Fucking newbs

Anyway, after crazy snow storm on Wednesday, the it has cleared up in Las Vegas on Thursday but snow was still all over the place. The planes were landing again and people had the opportunity to snap pictures by the famous “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas Nevada” sign surrounded by white sheet of snow.

More pics from snowy Las Vegas below. All pics are copyright Getty Images.

The Dionne Quintuplets

The Dionne Quintuplets – five identical quintuplets were born in 1934 and are known to be the first set of identical quintuplets to survive for more than a couple hours. They were born 2 months premature in Corbeil, just outside of Callander, Ontario, Canada and became international celebrities straight after their birth.

Five sisters, who prefer to be called the Dionne Sisters, rather than the Dionne Quintuplets are also known as the only identical quintuplet girls ever born. Annette and Cecile Dionne are last two remaining Dionne sisters who are still alive. Emilie Dionne died in 1954 of suffocation during epileptic seizure, Marie Dionne passed away in 1970 due to blood clot of the brain, Yvonne Dionne lived till 2001 and died of cancer. There were movies filmed in the 30’s that were inspired by the Dionne Quintuplets. It’s quite something to give birth to five kids.

The Dionne Quintuplets are pictured in the image above with Mitchell Hepburn, the youngest Premier in the history of Ontario.