Britain’s got it. Just when it seemed there could be no bigger surprise at Britain’s Got Talent than Susan Boyle an emo twink by the name of Greg Pritchard took the stage. The hair Greg Pritchard would make you want to cut yourself, but the real magic doesn’t start until he begins to sing Nessun Dorma. Yes, it’s the same Nessun Dorma that Paul Potts blew everyone away with. But wait until you hear the emo twink rendition of it by Greg Pritchard. It’s make your ass cheeks excrete with lube and sudden desire for man cock will invade your brain. You’ll be surrounded in all the colors of the rainbow and unicorns will pounce around as you rub your chest with your nail-polished fingers. Awww…

When Greg Pritchard talks, he sounds like your friendly neighborhood twink. Just a regular male homosexual who minds his own dildo in the ass. A guy who used to be laughed at at the high school by small dick losers in white baseball hats. Well, they laughed because they didn’t know what has only become clear now after his performance on Britain’s Got Talent. Greg Pritchard has a vagina. During his best emo years, he was cutting himself so badly, at one point he cut out his testicules. It tweaked his voice to sound like a 5′1″ 75 pound girl but he didn’t stop there. He kept carving on his genitals until he carved himself a vagina where his penis used to be. That gave him his angelic voice.

Without further ado, I bring you the queen of rainbow heaven – Greg Pritchard as seen on Britain’s Got Talent immortalizing Nessun Dorma. Male opera singing will never be the same again. It has been changed forever. Put name Greg Pritchard in all music books. Check out the mesmerizing video below:

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• Susan Boyle Second Round Video – Britain’s Got Talent Semi Finals
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Tenor Ernesto Tito Beltran Sentenced to Jail for Rape

Ernesto Tito Beltran, is a tenor from Chile who earned himself a little jail time for raping an 18 year old nanny and molesting a 7 year old. Tito was sentenced by Swedish court to two years and six months in prison. Swedish Bubba is looking forward to high pitch moaning…

Ernesto Tito Beltran will also end up paying damages to the girls – nanny’s gonna get $12,300 for getting raped and little girl is getting $15,600 for having been molested.

Even though originally from Chile, Ernesto Tito Beltran lives in Sweden and looks like rape is his favorite past time activity. In 1999 he was accused of raping a nanny of another Swedish celebrity.

Tito Beltran must be asking himself – what kind of country is Sweden? You can’t even rape a bitch without going to jail…

Below is a clip with Tito Beltran singing opera. Bitch can sing.

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• Emo Twink Greg Pritchard Singing Nessun Dorma on Britain’s Got Talent
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