Beer Steak Bullshit

This is a half hilarious video of Fat Americans getting owned for being fat fucks. The video itself it name “Fat Americans” which is where I got the name for, but this type of ownage could be applied to any nation. We are a bunch of fat fuck wherever you look.

The reason why video is half hilarious are needless re-runs of the same footage and then pathetic slow motion that makes the video painfully long instead of enjoyable. I mean, it’s still enjoyable, but… I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Enough words, enjoy the video of Fat Americans getting owned (vid by fatties at Break.com).

Kite surfer in Fort Lauderdale, Florida thought he was gonna ride on the storm but Tropical Storm Fay owned his ass instead. And the ownage was caught on video camera. He must have been more desperate than me and thought kite surfing during tropical storm fay would get him laid, but instead he got laid in the hospital bed all beat up.

News video crew was at A1A and east Las Olas Boulevard on Fort Lauderdale beach when random dumbass of a kite surfer who was harnessed into his sail got picked up by powerful storm winds and slammed against the sandy beach like a bloody ragdoll. The winds then dragged his sorry ass about, lifting him up again and ass raping him in an ultimate slam against the nearby building. Daring Kite Surfer = owned and all of it is on the video.

Tropical Storm Fay: 1
Kite Surfer: 0

What exactly have Senator Barack Obama accomplished? His big time supporter, Texas State Senator Kirk Watson (D-TX) was asked by Chris Matthews (msnbc) to name some of Barack’s legislative accomplishments and he was not able to name any. This is not the first time Barack Obama’s supporters were not able to name any of his accomplishments. What has he accomplished? Watch the video to find out. Senator Kirk Watson has all the answers… OWNED

Since Kirk Watson completely failed to name any of Barack Obama’s “legislative” accomplishments, Chris Matthews asked him to name just about ANY of presidential candidate’s accomplishments and Kirk just stared there like a mule in headlights completely unable to say anything even remotely coherent.

Stephanie Tubbs Jones was on line at the same time and you could tell she was enjoying the ownage. Chris Matthews completely destroyed Kirk Watson. Beautiful ownage. But can someone answer that for me, anyway? What exactly are barack Obama’s accomplishments? Why is it that his supporters are not able to name any? Are they supporting randomly? Are they blinded by Barack’s money? What gives?

Video is copyright MSNBC