This mash-up contains so much idiocy I don’t even know where to start. Paris Hilton got into a food fight with Kendhal Beal – blond ho from the photo above. Kendhal Beal is a nobody, a wannabe model and a wishful actress and by the looks of it, she’s ready to throw her vagina at any direction from where she could embark on her journey to becoming a publicized ho. Her wish was partially granted when Doug Reinhardt came her way.
Doug Reinhardt was at the time a boyfriend of Paris Hilton but sheer elegance of plastic blondie Kendhal Beal bewitched him and moron started dreaming of nirvana engulfed in Kendhal’s pussy juices. We all would have no idea anything like that went down, but it appears sources of Paris Hilton knew that and when Paris met with Kendhal face to face in LA’s Darkroom Club, the encounter turned into a food fight. That’s right, two blondes food fighting over Doug Reinhardt. Only one of the blondes is actually rich where as the other one is simply plastic. Paris Hilton wins.
23 year old wannabe model from , Houston, Texas claims that Paris started it and threw ice and fruit at her while calling her all sort of nasty names. Doug Reinhardt probably never buried his face into Kendhal Beal’s vagina. He was simply seen hanging out with the company of friends and she was there too. If that’s really the case, then Paris Hilton had just helped a clueless wannabe model to fast forward her non existent career. What more could Kendhal Beal wish for. She’s just a plastic looking blonde who had no life before her. Now she’s talked about all thanks to Paris Hilton. What blessings.
Paris Hilton and her (currently) ever present BFF Brittany Flickinger went out to show off Paris’ new toy yesterday – brand new, custom built, pink as fuck Bentley. Complete with Paris Hilton holograms on rims, leather upholstery and front mask. According to British Daily Mail, this hawt new gay ride cost Paris Hilton $200 000. Not bad, considering Paris Hilton lost $2 million in jewelry that was stolen from her by a burglar who broke in to her house last week. I want to fuck Paris Hilton. This Bentley is so faggy pink, I want a ride in it.
Brittany Flickinger is obviously much more successful in whoring herself out than me. And she knows it well so she’s holding on to Paris Hilton like her pussy dependent on it. Smart pussy that Brittany. That’s where money, poshy life and rides in a new custom pink Bantley are. Stick to it and enjoy it while it lasts, bitch. I will be replacing you soon. If I can make myself look like a complete idiot, I will. I don’t think anything tops riding pink Bentley when it comes to that…
More pics of Paris Hilton’s new ride below:
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- Paris Hilton Standing by her New, Custom Made Pink Bentley
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- Custom Made Pink Rims with PH Hologram Signifying the Owner – Paris Hilton
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- Custom Leather Upholstery with PH Hologram for Paris Hilton
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- Paris Hilton and her BFF Brittany Flickinger in Pink Custom Bentley
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- Paris Hilton Driving her New, Custom Built, Pink Bentley
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- Pari Hiltons New Ride – Custom Built Pink Bentley
All pics of Paris hilton, Her BFF Brittany Flickinger and Paris’ Hawt New Pink Bentley by Photo Agency
Paris Hilton has a new BFF (Best Friend Forever). Her name is Brittany Flickinger and she’s a hot piece of ass. Brittany Flickinger came out on top of BFF finale and reports say that the couple is still going strong. True BFFs. Exchange of vaginal juices creates strong bonds, kind of like blood brothers:
“The drop from your pussy will flow through my veins forever, my best friend forever!”
Too bad that drop contains herpes, cause that will truly flow through their veins forever. If all else fails, they will have this one thing still in comon. My Best Herpes Forever.
Brittany Flickinger told reporters that she hangs out with Paris Hilton almost every day and if they’re not rubbing vaginas in person, they’re texting each other naughty messages. Brittany Flickinger probably starts with all romantic shit, like: “Oh I want to snuggle your ass cheeks” and Paris Hilton responds with: “Lick dirt of my toes, bitch”. Such a happy couple…
Brittany Flickinger is probably banging her head against the wall for not being a dude, though. This is as close to successful career as a gold digger as one can get, but she can’t make Paris pregnant. Cause if she knocked her up with her devils spawn, she’d be set for life. Tough luck, bitch!
At least she can savour her 10 minutes of fame. She should hang on to Paris Hilton’s underwear as strong as she can, cause once she’s flushed in the bowl, the minutes of fame will be over. Brittany Flickinger will get a second chance when she writes tell-all memoires, but nobody gives a shit about that anyway. Congrats to the winners.
Paris Hilton and Brittany Flickinger image from Miami by Photo Agency
Jonathan Yeo, an unusual artist decided to put Paris Hilton and porn together to create art. The result is an art collage of Paris Hilton made entirely out of cut outs from old porn magazines.
Ever since One Night in Paris, the name of Paris Hilton got forever joined with porn, so there’s nothing excessively unusual in trying to do that, but what Jonathan Yeo did is kind of cool. It’s different.
Jonathan Yeo did the same “porn portrait” of George Bush, following commission cancellation by the White House when he was supposed to pain the portrait of George Bush. He didn’t get to paint the president, so he made a collage portrait. And use old porn mags to do that. Paris Hilton was next. And now Jonathan Yeo has an exhibition of his “art” at a London art gallery.
Fox news reports that Jonathan Yeo will be selling copies of Paris Hilton Porn Collage Portrait for $20 and vouched to forward some of the proceeds to the hotel heiress since she claims she got nothing out of the sales of her sex tape with douche Rick Salomon.
Fox news also claims that there is not porn in that picture, but if you take a closer look, there’s some circumcised dick as her thumb. Fucking gross…
Source: The Superficial
Tarina Tarantino is known for her jewelry designs that bear pop culture spirit combined with contemporary segments. Based out of Los Angeles, California, Tarina Tarantino has built a strong brand of jewelry designs that are popular on an international scale. I wasn’t able to find out whether she does genital jewelry too. She needs to learn that shit. Some chicks have undeveloped labia and need to decorate it somehow. Tarina Tarantino could make a killing at it. Besides – Tarina Tarantino Genital Jewelry Designer has a good ring to it.
Some of Hollywoon A-List hos decorate themselves with jewelry from Tarina Tarantino. Miley Cyrus wears her jewelry, so does Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne or Cameron Diaz. This type of clientele means a lot, of course so by now Tarina Tarantino has got her own boutiques in Los Angeles, New York, Milan, Osaka and planning a whole lot more. Talk about successful designer.
Check out her website to see what creations of one of the top jewelry designers from LA look like HERE.
PS – as far as I know, Tarina Tarantino is not related to Quentin Tarantino.
Tarina Tarantino Image Credit: Ed Kavishe, Fashion Wire Press
Paris Hilton decided to get even with John McCain after her picture was used in an anti Barack Obama video ad aimed to make fun of the presidential candidate picturing him as international celebrity, with an unsaid context suggesting he’d be the same as Paris Hilton. The ad was “approved” by John McCain and today Paris Hilton responded with a release of her own video that is “approved” by Paris Hilton, because she totally thinks it’s hot.
I like Paris Hilton. She looks hot in that video and makes decent fun of herself which works perfectly well with her objective – to picture John McCain as complete idiot. She calls him “white haired dude” and proposes to paint the White House pink.
See you at the debate, bitches!
The original video ad sponsored by John McCain that provoked the response from Paris Hilton is below:
Source: Funny or Die
Kevin Blatt is a celebrity sex tape broker. His biggest achievement so far is One Night with Paris – the Paris Hilton sex tape deal he promoted, brokered and closed. He did a great job with it and made himself shit loads of money.
Now the name of Kevin Blatt is being spoken again, and again it’s in relation to sex tape promotions. And it’s another celebrity, this time around it’s the sex tape of Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me. And as it was with Paris Hilton sex tape, the promotion comes to Kevin Blatt itself.
Having Verne Troyer Sex Tape under his control, I can imagine what his reaction when he learned about the lawsuit Mini Me filed against TMZ. Kevin Blatt jumped right up in the air and screamed from the bottom of his lunges – “Fuck Yeah”! All the media are gonna pick the story up and talk about it, all bloggers are gonna talk about it, all forum boards are gonna have discussions about it and what does all that mean for him – another shit loads of money that he’s gonna make. His $100 000 worth of Verne Troyer sex tape is all of a sudden worth 10 times more. And he didn’t have to move his finger. What a lucky bastard, that Kevin Blatt.
My favorite celebrity on the whole wide world, Paris Hilton has managed to fall on her face during her visit to Prague, Czech Republic and we have pictures of the incident.
Paris Hilton and her douche boyfriend Benji Madden were in Europe yesterday visiting Czech Republic and Germany and while in Prague, they were leaving a Cafe Italia restaurant and followed by paparazzi and fans, Paris Hilton stumbled and fell right on her face.
As they were walking away, Paris was covering her mouth so she must have hit her lip or chin as she tasted the Prague grounds.
Image credit: famepictures.com/
Joe Francis, the obnoxious douche behind Girls Gone Wild who was also sticking his dirty fingers into Paris Hilton’s crotch in on of the party videos has agreed to a plea deal with Panama City, Florida and has been released from jail.
TMZ reports that douche Joe Francis, who’s been fighting charges since 2003 has plead no contest to filming underage girls and was sentenced to time served. He was banned from filming in Panama City area for 3 years and will be on unsupervised probation for 6 months.
Joe Francis is also going to get back his bran new Ferrari that was confiscated from him along with $60 000 in cash which he’s getting back too. Now the douche can be back in Los Angeles as early as tonight. Watch out, chickas… he’s probably going to be around filming Girls Gone Wild when you go on Spring break.
