Beer Steak Bullshit

All aboard the fail-boat. Barack Obama, the man who put a whole new meaning to FAIL is at it again, this time more epic than ever after he’d thanked himself for throwing a St. Patrick’s Day party and inviting everyone over. The “Obama Thanks Himself FAIL has not concluded the fail-boat of last night’s party at the White House. Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen – one of the invited guests delivered an epic fail of his own. What happened?

After Barack Obama delivered his speech (it was a pre Obama thanking himself speech), Brian Cowen stepped on the podium to deliver his speech. few paragraphs into his main act, he realized his speech, which he was reading from the teleprompter, sounded awfully familiar. That was when he realized he was reading the same sentences that were previously read by Barack Obama. Fail after fail.

Brian Cowen then came to and realized he was reading Barack Obama speech, to which US president responded by reading Irish Prime Minister’s speech and thanked himself for inviting everyone over. What a party!

As Barack Obama thanks himself, I couldn’t help but notice – doesn’t he throw parties at the White House pretty much every day? That dude is a party animal, I swear. And media continues making news with his cock up their asses. Sure, if Obama thanks himself, that’s funny. But when he says that Guinness beer tastes better in Ireland becuase Irish keep the good stuff for themselves, somehow the media fail to disclose that Barack Obama has never visited Ireland. That guy is full of poop and fail. But he’s got his fellow ass-kissers who will not hesitate to worship him no matter what. Congrats to all the winners.

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3/3/09

Happy Square Root Day, gang. And what a special day it is. It doesn’t happen often that we’d have a day when both day and month would both be the square root of the year’s last two digits. Such special day only occurs nine times in hundred years. If this is not the reason to party, then I don’t know what else is.

Keep in mind that next square root day is not coming until April 4, 2016. Square Root Day is more precious than birthday or Christmas both of which come once a year. I’m pretty sure Megan Hauserman won’t celebrate square root day, cause you need to have basic math skills to appreciate the preciousness of such day, but all of you my dear readers surely do, right?

OK OK, so I’ll explain it in plain terms – 3 is a square root of 9, get it? Happy Square Root Day everyone. Blow a bong for me, will ya? – 3/3/09

Famous has-been pornstar Jenna Jameson was in London yesterday, partying at the club called Chinawhite when players form football (that’s soccer in European) team Chelsey United showed up to celebrate their victory over Liverpool.

British The Sun reports that Jenna did an X-Rated dance for the players and was later kicked out of the club because the dumb ass tried to do drugs right in there. Jenna my darling, nobody cares that you used to be a famous porn star. You’re a has been and no club owner will risk having their club shut down because your skanky ass can’t wait till you get to your hotel room to take your shots.

Chelsey United players ended the night with a $20,000 bill for their celebration in the club. Damn, those Brits can party. The Sun also reports that Jenna Jameson was called an American Pig by the bouncers as they were kicking her overused ass out of the club.

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Well, there’s only one, but her boobs are so gross, I had to post it. Everybody’s favorite silicone tits aka Jodie Marsh brought her plastic breast surgery to some dude’s party in exchange for free booze and partied it out like a rock star. We all have our ways to join fun, Jodie Marsh pathed her way with her grossly oversized fake boobs.

Seriously, don’t sneeze too loud or those things are going to burst up and the silicone will land right on your face. Actually that would be worth it. I’d go to that party. I’d be pretending I’m popping balloons when the lights go bright at the end of all fun and pop one of her boobs to explode in my face. I’d walk around with it for weeks. I wouldn’t even shower and would tell everybody I got Jodie Marsh’s tits all over my face. Damn hot.