Seriously – I hate Barack Obama as much as the next guy, but when it comes to retards at PETA, no one can beat them. If you haven’t seen the spectacle, the video of Barack Obama killing a fly is below. The president was interviewed by CNBC and some annoying fly paid no respect so Barack Obama showed it who the boss is. Now PETA is voicing their opinion that the president should have served a better example than by swatting and killing a fly publically. What better example you idiots? What was he supposed to do when he’s trying to address important matters and he’s being distracted by an obnoxious fly? It’s not like you’re gonna tell the fly that we’re on the air and it’s gonna wait till you’re done. Barack Obama did the right thing and that’s actually the first time I’m saying that. Too bad he effs up everything else.
Now, I truly understand the idea of compassion for animals of any size but let’s not confuse animals with parasites. PETA is obviously made of publicity hungry attention whores who jump at any occasions to get a bit of a spotlight. If this fly killing is not entirely and needlessly blown out of proportions, then I don’t know what is. Reports have it that Barack Obama was sent a Katcha Bug™ – a device made for human catching of bugs which can then be released back into the open. Video of Barack Obama skillfully killing a fly is below:
New Peta SuperBowl Commercial is causing controversy again. I know Peta has long been a rather laughable institution, but their commercials rock. How about giving some asparagus blowjov, giving pumpkin titjob and fucking a little broccoli? That’s what Peta SuperBowl Commercial is all about. Too bad the prudes at NBC put big Banned stamp all over it.
When it comes to SuperBowl, controversy seems to accompany it on every step. Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction is probably the most famous of all. I can’t help but laugh. Surely some controversy is needed – I mean who in their right state of mind would want to watch football? It’s the most boring parade of small penises and oversized body armor ever. Only morons watch that bullshit. And organizers clearly realize that. So they boost it up with a little something here and there.
People for Ethical treatment of Animals tried their share and got Banned. Peta SuperBowl Commercial shows some ugly bitches with fake boobs get all horny looking at vegetables, so they take their clothes on and get raunchy with the greens. There is blurred naked tit somewhere in that video, I think. I don’t know – all I could see were plastic looking Barbie dolls with fake tits. Not that I wouldn’t fuck it, but I fuck vegetables all the time so I was distracted by a sight of yummy asparagus bunch. Reminded me of good times massaging my prostate. And yes – asparagus is much safer than a glass jar (don’t click that link, it’s 18+ and offensive – for you, not me)!
Watch Banned Peta SuperBowl Commercial video below
I like the way Jenna Jameson looks as of late. Though I have no doubt this new ad for PETA has seen a lot of retouching, Jenna Jameson is back to her former hot self. I’m glad to see that. PETA is kind of wonky, but they’re masters of PR, they know how to promote themselves and get high visibility celebrities involved. We’ve all probably seen Jenna Jameson naked before, so there is nothing unusual about that one, but it still counts as cool shit. And not only because she’s retired her porn abused vagina.
Here’s what’s down – former pornstar Jenna Jameson who’s rumored to be pregnant with child of her boyfriend, a UFC champion Tito Ortiz stripped all her clothes one more time and posed naked for PETA. This is a new PETA ad in which Jenna Jameson is meant to encourage pet owners to get their little friends fixed so they don’t fuck like rabbits and don’t breed the same way.
The ad reads: “Sometimes too much sex can be a bad thing” and calls to have cats and dogs spayed or neutered to prevent millions of unwanted animals from being born each year.
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