I’m not sure what Ashlee Simpson was after when she attempted to pull this goth look like dark red lipstick, black eye shadow and black leather pants, but whatever it was, it failed. Gothed up or not, Ashlee Simpson look like crap. Anyone who sucks man juices off Pete Wentz’ penis is bound to look like shit. And does she ever. The man in black right behind her looks like he’s a big important dude.
Note – that idiotic maggot Pete Wentz is purposefully cropped out of this pic. You can see part of his faggy shoulder next to Ashlee Simpson’s gay coat. I seriously can’t stand that maggot’s mug. He’s got the most irritating face in the world. It’s one of those stupid mugs that calls for you to punch it in the face to save it from itself. And he walks like he’s got the broom up his faggy ass.
Pete Wentz paid visit to the Howard Stern show and guess what – they talked about sex. No fucking way… a Howard Stern guest who talks about sex? When did this trend start… Not fucking funny, moron. To sum it all up, Ashlee Simpson takes it in the ass from Pete Wentz. I’m surprised those two lamers know what anal sex is. I mean, I know. I’ve seen it on the net. But Ashlee Simpson having anal sex with Pete Wentz… Something doesn’t add up here.
Pete Wentz probably thought he’s gonna come out of it as fucking jock when Howard Stern asked him about women he slept with, but Ashlee Simpson is not impressed. Skank just gave birth to a kid that’s not mine. You know what that means? That means that someone other than me sprayed his stinking sperm all over her cervix leaving her pussy in pure man juice mess. How fucking disgusting. Did you get the same visual I got? Gross fucking shit. Imagine that man juice is from that maggot Pete Wentz… I won’t mind if you can’t hold vomit any longer. I puked all over my testes myself. That shit’s just fucking disgusting. And they’d named the kid Bronx Mowgli. Enough said!
Pete Wentz fucks Ashlee Simpson in the ass… when she lets him. Totally… those two have anal sex together. Who would have imagined. Pete Wentz probably shoved his mini man in Ashlee Simpsons belly button and it felt like ass to him. Now he’s bragging to Howard Stern about it.
“We have an amazing sex life,” that’s what he said. Yeah right. Maggot watched Titanic and imagined himself in a fogged vintage car when Ashlee was sleeping. Amazing sex life my ass.
Anyway, no real point here other than according to Pete Wentz, he has anal sex with Ashlee Simpson. He should put lube on his hand – it’ll stop feeling like Ashlee Simpson’s ass and he’ll get the impression of her vagina instead. Change is good, moron!
When Ashlee Simpson released her single Outta My Head which was produced by Timbaland it did catch on and turned out to be a complete failure. To make up for this fiasco, Ashlee and her emo boyfriend Pete Wentz from the most annoying band in the universe – Fall Out Boy, took a different path quickly released new single Lil’ Miss Obsessive. You can tell Pete Wentz influenced the song and even though still ridiculously annoying, it’s nothing like other “work” of Ashlee Simpson.
Tom from Plain White Ts does male harmonies to accompany Ashlee’s voice in the song and it kind of adds up to a decent tune. I think this song will do fine for Ashlee.
Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz will be on hand this weekend for the grand opening of a store dedicated to his clothing and accessory company, Clandestine Industries. The store is located in the band’s hometown of Chicago and will open its doors at 10 a.m. on Saturday (October 20th). Wentz will be there to sign autographs for the first 100 fans who purchase one of four new Clandestine T-shirt designs, beginning at 1:30 p.m. and ending around 3 p.m.
The store address is 952 West Newport in Chicago.
Wentz started Clandestine Industries in 2004, working out of his parents’basement in Illinois. He now makes $100,000 a month from sales of Clandestine merchandise, according to Forbes.
Wentz also owns his own label, Decaydance, is a partner in a downtown New York bar and has introduced his own line of jeans for DKNY.
Fall Out Boy kicked off its Young Wild Things tour on Thursday night (October 18th) in Columbus, Ohio and plays in Chicago on Saturday. The trek, which also features the Plain White T’s, Gym Class Heroes and Cute Is What We Aim For, finishes up on December 2nd in Las Vegas.
