Alexa Ray Joel on her Mother’s Divorce with Peter Cook

admin — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:04:49 +0000

Alexa Ray Joel, this sweet piece of hot ass is a daughter of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. 20 year old Alexa Ray Joel is an aspiring musician set to release her debut album titled “Sketches” through her own record label soon (anyone can release an album if they own a record fucking label). If you want to buy that crap, keep it locked on her official site that will surely have the discs for sale soon. Alexa Ray Joel MySpace Page already has three of her songs up, so you can listen to it before hand.

Even though Billy Joel is her daddy, he had divorced her mom Christie Brinkley and now her mom is getting a divorce again. From her current husband, the architect and philanderer Peter Cook. The reason for divorce is awesome – Peter Cook had sexual relationship with his assistant Diana Bianchi, who’s one year younger than Alexa Ray Joel. How awesome is that. I want to be filthy rich when I’m old and grumpy so I get to fuck 19 year old hos who are after the money.

Sex scandals are the best. You get to hear the most kick ass scenarios of what happened. Peter Cook allegedly paid Diana Bianchi to keep her sperm stained mouth shut so the affair doesn’t go public. That’s a lot of cash for so little. Just don’t talk about it and enjoy your $300k. But that’s not the case. Diana Bianchi is expected to testify against Peter Cook saying that she was seduced shortly after he hired her to work in his Hamptons architectural firm. Stupid whore gold digger. The bitch needs a hedgehog up her ass for this.

Alexa Ray Joel has been heard to support her mother in this divorce drama. Not like she understands what it’s like to fuck a 19 year old when you’re 50.

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Alexa Ray Joel on her Mother’s Divorce with Peter Cook

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