Beer Steak Bullshit

Rumors of who Britney Spears is rubbing her vagina with are very popular. When it comes to her agent Jason Trawick, the rumor of the two dating are nothing new. The same rumor hit the websphere the same time last year – maybe it’s an annual thing. Check out “Jason Trawick – Closer Look at Britney Spears Agent” for more info on last year’s alleged romance.

I was curious though – anybody knows what happened to Sundip Soparrkar? There was a big boo boo that he was throwing his penis into Britney Spears’ vagina about 6 months ago and somehow it got all forgotten. I thought that was something serious yet nothing again. Jason Trawick is a repeated romance. If it didn’t work last year, I doubt it will work this year. It’s likely just another over inflated story after the two were seen dry humping each other. Dry humping sucks, you just wet your pants with excitement juices but no semen comes out cause it’s not good enough.

Anyway, in the latest release of Jason Trawick dating Britney Spears rumor it is said that this time around it’s serious and that daddy Spears loves the guy. If daddy spears approved, the penis can go into a vagina. Nothing makes it to Britney Spears’ vagina unless Daddy Spears puts his seal of approval on it.

PS – yea, I’m back from my 10 days long trip to Iceland so there will be updates again. The trip was epic… did you miss me?

As Kevin Federline’s girlfriend, Victoria Prince has been bumping pie holes with K-Fed since December 2008. There isn’t much that is known about Victoria Prince, but allegedly she was a decent volleyball player back before she started sucking on Kevin Federline’s dick and as we know, Volleyball Players Have Seriously Sexy Asses. Whether she lured K-Fed into her vagina with the power of her volleyball ass is also unknown but I wouldn’t trust a volleyball player with anything else.

The fact that so little is known about Victoria Prince got on the nerves of former Kevin Federline’s wife – Britney Spears who is said to have set their sons Sean Preston and Jayden James to spy on her and report back. Actually, Britney Spears has just asked the boys what Victoria Prince is like and if she stays overnight with daddy. She best start explaining the kids on why daddy stuffs his pee pee into that lady’s mouth cause they’re gonna open the door on them mid fellatio.

Poor Britney Spears. She gets milked big time by that douche K-Fed and she’s still all into him. He manipulates her like there’s no tomorrow and knows she gets jealous. So he plays the jealousy game and laughs his ass off from above. Britney needs to quit bumping her pie juices with weirdoes from abroad, like Sandip Soparrkar and hook up with a handsome white guy like… well… me. That’s funny how I fit the profile all of a sudden. I’d keep Britney Spears so happy she’d have no need to be jealous of some Victoria Prince. I’ll father her third son.

Victoria Prince is 6 foot tall. That’s some height. How does Kevin Federline put up with that. I assume it pays well if you’re a foot fetishist. You start licking the toes and by the time you’re up to her cooch, she’s all raunchy and you have ejaculated four times.

By bumping her coochie pie with Sandip Soparrkar, Britney Spears has officially reached a whole new bottom. WTF is she thinking? Why does she hook up with all those weird characters from Middle East and South West Asia? Plus look at that guy Sandip Soparrkar. He’s got “GAY” written all over his face. Are there not enough straight guys in the world for girls to hook yo with? I mean “HELLO”… I’m right here, have no pussy to stick my dick into and Britney Spears flies to India to spread her vagina for a gay loon? That’s fucking disturbing.

Sandip Soparrkar is a choreographer from Bollywood who put together Britney Spears’ Womanizer video. Sources say that Britney Spears met Sandip Soparrkar at a party thrown by Madonna – here’s another fine girl who wastes her vaginal juices on bumping some weird characters from weird parts of the world, WTF?

True love that developed between most famous vagina in Hollywood and gayest choreographer in Bollywood during filming of Womanizer had Britney Spears fly to India to deliver her vagina right to the bed of said Sandip Soparrkar. I bet he keeps pink dinos under his blankets he’s so gay. The most disturbing shit is, that Britney Spears sneaked out of Hollywood to rub her pussy on gay’s face without anyone noticing. They were bumping it in India and no paparazzi had fucking clue where she was.

To make things funnier, Britney Spears calls her new boyfriend Sandy. She’s obviously the man in the relationship, she puts on one of strap-ons from Sandip Soparrkar’s collection and butt fucks the Indian till the content of his prostate explodes through his dick. Duh!