39 year old Joleen Baughman of New Mexico (in picture above) was driving her compensating Dodge Ram truck and being a female driver, she must have totally sucked behind the wheel cause it got her in an accident. Even though damage to truck doesn’t seem that severe, Joleen Baughman managed to disturb a certain nerve in her pelvis. The nerve she damaged is allegedly responsible for sexual arousal so ever since her car crash, Joleen Baughman has been feeling sexually aroused virtually all the time. Doctors say there is a name to this ridiculousness – they call this rare disorder a Restless Genital Syndrome or Persistent Sexual Arousal. I’m not entirely sure whether that’s a win for her husband, cause it seems sex does as much nothing to her as it did before, but at least now she wants it often.
This story screams all sorts of bullshit at me. Kind of reminds me of that other bullshitter extraordinaire who goes by the name of Desiree Jennings. Remember Desiree Jennings and how everybody was jumping down my throat for calling shenanigans? Well, look at where they are now. There is so much bullshit out there, that if someone pulls another “rare disorder”, especially if it has something to do with sexuality, the bullshit alarm instantly goes off. Persistent Sexual Arousal my ass. I’ve been suffering from Persistent Sexual Arousal my whole life and I don’t go all ape media shit about it. Attention seekers have been off the hook as of late.
Mrs. Joleen Baughman, if you are not lying and not pulling yet another hoax at us (or should I say “at them” cause I seem to be the only person alive who doesn’t instantly swallow each hoax served on a plate), then I hope it’s all for the best and that there is better good in your newly developed Persistent Sexual Arousal. Keep your husband happy and instead of training yourself to not feel aroused, train yourself to actually enjoy having sex so you don’t just lay there like a useless piece of white meat. Good luck and let me know how it went.
Picture of Joleen Baughman and source: mirror.co.uk
You know it’s coming, right? Tiger Woods Sex Tape will be on your computer screen very soon. I’m sure Tiger Woods’ agents are working round the clock to make sure any possible recordings of his Ambien Sex parties with countless mistresses are erased from the surface of the world, but so are the bounty hunters who realize there is a high price tag on Tiger Woods Sex Tape. Everyone know that if there is a Tiger Woods sex tape, it will be the most famous sex tape in existence and whoever gets to own it, will cash in like there’s no tomorrow. Hence the price for scoring one would be in multimillion dollar figures.
When it rains on Tiger Woods, it pours on Tiger Woods. The only thing worse than all current scandals that could happen to him is the actual Tiger Woods Sex Tape. But he needs to fear not. If the Tiger Woods sex tape does leak and makes it on the internet, he will likely lose some of his endorsements, but he can always make a new pact with Ambien and become their face. I’m sure their stock is already sky high and so are sales. If he actually smiled for their ads, the money would be pouring in. Screw Nike and their stupid shoes. Ambien Sex is where it’s at. Now let’s see some ugly skanks sucking on that Black/Asian cock of his. Let’s have some Tiger Woods sex tape.
Now that Tiger Woods is in the spotlight, all forms of weird characters are coming out of the woodwork to share juicy details about his affairs. The latest one has to do with Ambien Sex. Yes, friends of Rachel Uchitel told Radar that Tiger Woods was seeing her to have Ambien Sex with him. That’s what they allege he asked for. Now don’t be surprised that someone like Tiger Woods knows and practices Ambien Sex yet you have never even heard of it. You’re not alone. Not even a deviated mind like mine has come far enough to understand Ambien Sex. Looks like I have not been lucky to boink with crazy enough bitches. Let’s look into what Ambien Sex is to get it explained once and for all:
When you take Ambien, the drug gets you into the infamous Ambien Haze and if you engage in a sexual activity while still hazing, the sex will be wild and uninhabited. You’ll do things you’d never do sober. Then when you wake up in the morning, you won’t remember a damn thing. That could be beneficial cause you will only see the aftermath of your kinky night, such as the toilet brush up your ass. Unless of course you set up the cameras to film your charade but then you could end up puzzled like those kids in The Blairwitch Project. As long as you don’t gut and dismember your Ambien Sex partner, it’s all cool. Where do I get some, anyway? I’d like to know what I’m capable of when I don’t hold back. Let’s have Ambien Sex. We’ll keep it a secret. Tiger Woods does it, why can’t we all?
There’s nothing like a little jerk-off to a picture of fruit in a glass bowl. If you’ve never jerked off to a picture of a fruit in a glass bowl – OWM, you have no idea what you’re missing out on. Here’s a video to give you some inspiration and seriously… don’t pass up on the best this life has to offer. Jerk it off… to a picture of fruit in a glass bowl. Hellz yeah!
I’ve stumbled across this interesting picture by Imran Jafri that basically makes you ask the simplest of questions: “Why is sex so complicated?” Or better yet: “Why is sex made to be so complicated?” What’s so complicated about sex anyway?
The picture particularly targets the Wikipedia page about sex. I must admit I have never made it to that page, even though I’ve been on so many Wiki pages before. To no surprise – yes, the Wikipedia description of sex is immense. If a teenage child stumbled upon it to get information about sex, I can imagine them taking off before they can acquire any form of knowledge.
On the other hand, there is so much sex everywhere, we even get to check off SEX boxes on application forms. When I was first introduced to sex, there was no Wikipedia around. Sex itself didn’t seem complicated, getting some was a challenge. That’s what happens when you’re not a popular guy.
To make things even worse, I’ve also stumbled upon this Mitsubishi commercial which only confirms the Wikipedia take on it – yes, sex is complicated. Duh!
I know you all can’t wait what Prince William’s penis and Kate Middleton’s vagina looks like and your wishes are about to come true. Prince William and Kate Middleton hed their personal digital camera stolen and as it turns out, the chip could contain sex pics of the couple doing nasty things to each other. Let the sexual fantasies take off – what do you think sex between Prince William and Kate Middleton looks like? Prince William probably puts a ring gag in Kate Middleton, ties her up in unescapable Japanese bondage, puts clothes pins on her nipples and labia and slashes her with a cane. And she screams: “Thank you, Master!” – Nah, I made that all up. Prince William would never do that to her. Kate Middleton looks like she could easily take it in the ass. My type of lay…
Enough blabber. British The Sun reports that they were offered sex pics of Prince William and Kate Middleton that are reportedly on a flash card from a stolen camera. Two guys who claim they’ve got the cam with intimate pics asked for £50,000.
Instead of creating another sex scandal, The Sun reported the buggers to the police who arrested one guy who’s now held on suspicion of theft and attempted money laundering. FAIL!
Aside form boring pictures of Prince William and Kate Middleton swimming and frolicking together, the camera reportedly contained pictures of the couple making out in the Caribbean while on the holiday. The Royals made sure none of the pics leak to the public and The Sun did their civic duty in protecting the family. I’m sure there were pictures much juicier than what we’re being told, but Queen wouldn’t be impressed if hard core BDSM pics of her grand son got plastered all over the net. If he keeps it up, we’re gonna get them sooner or later. I’m all juiced up already…
Prince William and Kate Middleton image credit: WENN
Source: Bumpshack
I like the way Jenna Jameson looks as of late. Though I have no doubt this new ad for PETA has seen a lot of retouching, Jenna Jameson is back to her former hot self. I’m glad to see that. PETA is kind of wonky, but they’re masters of PR, they know how to promote themselves and get high visibility celebrities involved. We’ve all probably seen Jenna Jameson naked before, so there is nothing unusual about that one, but it still counts as cool shit. And not only because she’s retired her porn abused vagina.
Here’s what’s down – former pornstar Jenna Jameson who’s rumored to be pregnant with child of her boyfriend, a UFC champion Tito Ortiz stripped all her clothes one more time and posed naked for PETA. This is a new PETA ad in which Jenna Jameson is meant to encourage pet owners to get their little friends fixed so they don’t fuck like rabbits and don’t breed the same way.
The ad reads: “Sometimes too much sex can be a bad thing” and calls to have cats and dogs spayed or neutered to prevent millions of unwanted animals from being born each year.
Image credit: Splash News Online
