Beer Steak Bullshit

This is a half hilarious video of Fat Americans getting owned for being fat fucks. The video itself it name “Fat Americans” which is where I got the name for, but this type of ownage could be applied to any nation. We are a bunch of fat fuck wherever you look.

The reason why video is half hilarious are needless re-runs of the same footage and then pathetic slow motion that makes the video painfully long instead of enjoyable. I mean, it’s still enjoyable, but… I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Enough words, enjoy the video of Fat Americans getting owned (vid by fatties at Break.com).

Slow Motion – things that are normally not so interesting to watch, gain a whole new, absolutely insane dimension when recorded and played back in super slow motion. The set of videos above is from producers who recorded certain activities with super high speed cameras and then slowed them down 400 times for super slow motion videos. One more thing, but very slowly…

The video contains slow motion of a water filled balloon being popped with a needle, slow motion close-up of what is happening when a disposable lighter is lit on, a slow motion of a karate master chopping a concrete block with close ups of his hand that wobbles around as it hits hard, solid brick, slow motion of propane filled balloon igniting, slow motion of a powerful bitch slap including close ups of guys face with shock wave completely disfiguring his face for a split second, transforming him into a pig that just went through meat grinder, slow motion of a fish tank being shot with a cross bow bolt that impressively passes through both glass walls making the water filled fish tank collapse in an insane fashion and slow motion of soap bubble popping that unwraps along it’s own surface in a very elegant way. Great video to see – one more thing, but very slowly.