Beer Steak Bullshit

The trailer below is from the upcoming documentary titled Babies. The release year for the Babies Documentary is expected to be 2009, but since we’re already in December of 2009, it doesn’t look like they have much time for the release. Not that I would want to watch a documentary on babies. Just as I was watching this trailer, all I could think of was soccer. Babies, as they crawl down on the floor make for excessively attractive soccer balls. I just wanted to swing my foot and kick. What a sight would that be to watch them fly. I’d recommend Babies Documentary to any fan of the world’s most popular sport. The trailer is below:

Must be tough being an Italian. This is what they have to put up with when watching sport broadcasts. Federica Fontana is a sexy sportcaster from Italy with ridiculously hot, long legs to die for. The photo above oh her ass and legs is enough to make me want to shove a dildo up my ass and my ass is a no no. I should start watching Italian TV more often. I’d even start watching soccer, since that’s what Federica Fontana does the most.

Federica Fontana is 31 year old – perfect for an overweight 34 year old dude from the basement in Canada. We’d be a match made in heaven. Especially if she takes it in the ass and likes to get her legs and feet tickled. Aside from being a sportcaster in her home Italy, Federica Fontana obviously enjoys posing for the camera in all forms of modeling. In particular nude modeling. I go watch free porn on other websites, Beer Steak Bullshit blog is a work safe blog (or an attempt at) so I won’t be posting any naked pics of Federica Fontana here. But photos provided should give you a good idea of what this Italian hottie is about.

For naked pictures of Federica Fontana, head over to Alberta Stars and click on Federica Fontana – Sexy Italian Football News Sportcaster. Don’t click on that link if your girlfriend is around. She’ll turn lesbian in an instant seeing those sexy legs. Little photo gallery of Federica Fontana is below:

Joey Barton… had to look him up cause I’ve never heard the name. But I live in Canada (happy birthday, Canada, BTW), I didn’t even know there was UEFA football championship going on past few days. What we call “soccer” is not big here across the pond at all, so name Joey Barton didn’t sound any bells. He can fight though, but he seems to be too prone to violence and his assault, in which he violently attacks a guy, was recoded by CCTV cameras and we got that video.

This is not the first time Joey Barton, the Newcastle football player has assaulted someone. He’s been suspended for four month for his violent assault of a Manchester City team-mate at the trainig grounds, and is currently serving a six month jail term after another violent assault in Liverpool city centre last year on Christmas. Joey Barton… what a loser. But he sure can fight.

CCTV video of the assault by McDonald’s restaurant is below.

Image credit: Clive Rose, Getty Images