Beer Steak Bullshit

Russian model Anne Vyalitsyna is the latest ho to score prestigious Beer Steak award for being a successful gold digger of the week. Anne Vyalitsyna scored herself a date with Leonardo DiCaprio and her ratings immediately sky rocketed. While she previously posed in bikini for Sports Illustrated, the name of Anne Vyalitsyna means very little to most people and look what happened overnight – now she’s talked about across the blogosphere. If a chance to dig some gold comes, grab at it, sit on it and don’t let it pull out. Make sure sperm stays in your vagina. That’s the key to successful gold digging. It’s like moving it up to second base.

Leonardo di Caprio has recently broken up with another bikini model – Bar Refaeli. Having her replaced with Anne Vyalitsyna shows lack of imagination on behalf of Leonardo DiCaprio but hey… she’s Russian. Maybe she gives hell of a good head. Leonardo DiCaprio and Anne Vyalitsyna have been spending time together on Spanish island of Ibiza but Leo’s rep would not confirm that the two are an item. Yet. I’m not too fond of Anne Vyalitsyna. If you look up SI bikini photos, there are some sideboob pics there that make her boobs look sagged the same way Lindsay Lohan has.

Well done. They say the “Difficult is worth doing” and hell yeah. This team of 19 skydivers jumped from two planes over Madrid in Spain and linked their bodies up to spell out the name of car manufacturer Honda in live ad broadcast by British Channel 4.

The skydivers had 3 minutes for their live ad and their mission was to form letters of the word HONDA in a sequence to advertise new Honda Accord during live broadcast. This is how it all went down for them. Brilliant.

Tilda Swinton spent some quality time with her man Sandra Kopp on their recent visit to Spain. I think they did. At least Tilda didn’t have her kids to look after because her old dude is being good father so Tilda can indulge in sexual endeavors with that hot ass Sandra Kopp. The pic is from their return in sunny Spain.

If you’re unsure who the fuck Tilda Swinton is – she’s a British actress whom you may have seen in a few well recognizable movies. For example The Beach – which was quite a flick about marijuana smokers where she starred alongside Leonardo DiCaprio. If you’re into fantasy and fairy tale stuff, you would have seen The Chronicles of Narnia – Tilda Swinton played The White Witch Jadis in that movie.

What do you think? Would you hit it? Her hot MILF ass is 48 years old.