Beer Steak Bullshit

Russian model Anne Vyalitsyna is the latest ho to score prestigious Beer Steak award for being a successful gold digger of the week. Anne Vyalitsyna scored herself a date with Leonardo DiCaprio and her ratings immediately sky rocketed. While she previously posed in bikini for Sports Illustrated, the name of Anne Vyalitsyna means very little to most people and look what happened overnight – now she’s talked about across the blogosphere. If a chance to dig some gold comes, grab at it, sit on it and don’t let it pull out. Make sure sperm stays in your vagina. That’s the key to successful gold digging. It’s like moving it up to second base.

Leonardo di Caprio has recently broken up with another bikini model – Bar Refaeli. Having her replaced with Anne Vyalitsyna shows lack of imagination on behalf of Leonardo DiCaprio but hey… she’s Russian. Maybe she gives hell of a good head. Leonardo DiCaprio and Anne Vyalitsyna have been spending time together on Spanish island of Ibiza but Leo’s rep would not confirm that the two are an item. Yet. I’m not too fond of Anne Vyalitsyna. If you look up SI bikini photos, there are some sideboob pics there that make her boobs look sagged the same way Lindsay Lohan has.

It doesn’t get any hotter than this – Anna Kournikova in Sports Illustrated 2008. The pics are smoking, she looks as sexy and hot as ever. Beautiful lady with sexy body and smile to die for.

This is of course not the first time Anna Kournikova did the photo shoot for Sports Illustrated and unlike previous SI pics, there are no bikini images in this gallery. However Anna still looks incredibly sexy.

In an articles that accompanies this gallery, Anna Kournikova told Sports Illustrated that she often feels violated by the paparazzi and the media attention her relationship with Enrique Iglesias received was often intrusive. What did she expect after the sex she pulled off in his music video. She’s too hot for this world.

Superhuman Michael Phelps has a hot pic on the cover of new Sports Illustrated and yes, I did say HOT PIC. I really need to get laid already so i thought I’d impress the ladies by being homo and acknowledge other guy’s sex appeal.

Sports Illustrated crew grabbed at Michael Phelps on Sunday, shot this pic while still in China, and come tomorrow, you’ll be able to buy the issue of SI on a news stand near you with this picture on the cover. No messing around here. If Sports Illustrated need to get the job done, it’s done. Michael Phelps on the cover. But while the dude has hot body, his face looks like it was used as dummy for new Fight Science documentary.

I’m assuming I don’t need to write any special introduction on Michael Phelps, the winner of eight gold medals at 2008 Beijing Olympics. The kid is only 23 year old. I wander if being super human and winning all those medals gets him laid.

Don’t get mad at me. This is what they called “a nude” back when those pictures were taken. It’s technically an implied nude, but Kathy Ireland is not wearing any clothes in that pic, hence she’s nude. Good tits, but you got to love the hairdo. She’d be laughed off nowadays if she showed up wearing that magpie nest on her head. Anyway, these are ancient pictures of Kathy Ireland in a vintage issue of Sports Illustrated. One of the pictures has Kathy Ireland nude, even if you don’t think she is and the other one has her in bikini.

Kathy Ireland was a supermodel back in the day and was considered the shit. I was too little to appreciate that, but I do appreciate nice old school pictures of sexy women. And Kathy Ireland must have been a good lay back then. Now she’s all about making billions of dollars. That makes her even sexier in my eyes. Talk about great life…