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The “Nipplegate” is back. Just as you thought the US Supreme Court had better things to do, they dusted off the old Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction case and returned it to the lower court for re-examination. Saying that Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction was blown out of proportions doesn’t even do it much justice anymore. It continues to hunt CBS like splinter under the skin that just never goes away. That’s North American for you.

If you look again at the original Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction Video you got to admit there’s nothing to it. Absolutely nothing to make a deal out of it. But we’re talking about north American where everything gets blown out of proportion, especially if it involves nudity, regardless of how implied. Remember Naked Twink Dancers on Sweden’s Got Talent – Sweden had a good laugh watching these guys who were swinging their junks and pointing bare asses on national TV with kids in the audience. No biggie – that’s normal. Everybody had a laugh and twinks got their shot at demonstrating their “talents”. What was Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction compared to that? Nothing! Yet look at big deal it was turned into.

US Supreme Court definitely needs to move on and focus on important things. We’re talking about Nipplegate that’s 5 years old. Let it rest already. But no, can’t be done. The prudes need to stir shit cause there was shielded nipple on national TV.

Anyway, federal appeals court in Philadelphia cleared CBS off a $550,000 fine imposed on them by the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) for Super Bowl 2004 wardrobe malfunction of Janet Jackson. According to the lower court, the brief breast exposure of Janet Jackson constituted a “fleeting” image that should not have been fined. But FCC thinks otherwise and insist on reinstating the $550,000 fine against CBS. God save us all!

Shocking – 67 year old Monty Python actor Terry Jones still has a sperm active enough to knock up 26 year old chick. On a second note, 26 year old Swedish cutie Anna Soderstrom can probably deliver pussy squeeze that would promote sperm production in a man of any age. They rock like that in Sweden. They also obviously know how to dig gold cause Anna Soderstrom isn’t anyone particularly special. She’s a graduate from Swedish Oxford University which doesn’t mean much. She was however smart enough to know which is the right (albeit wrinkled up) penis to sit on. She sit on it, delivered massive inter-vaginal squeeze, swallowed all the semen with her womb and now she’s pregnant with Terry Jones’ baby. That’s how gold diggers do it. High five!

Props to Terry Jones who’s near 70 but fucks like a teenager and doesn’t look anything close to his age. Perhaps it’s the Swedish ass he’s got by his side that uplifts spirit and enhances production of youth endorphins which are only created when quality blowjob is received.

According to reports, Anna Soderstrom has been dating Terry Jones for almost 5 years. It was this relationship to a slick Swedish university student that ruined Terry Jones’ marriage to Alison Telfer. And now that Anna Soderstrom is pregnant it irks Alison Telfer, who was married to Terry Jones for 35 years even more.

According to British Daily Mail, Anna Soderstrom is expected to give birth in fall. And Terry Jones is right – why not go for a trophy wife who can still give you a woody. Old man’s prostate is still working. Might as well stick it to some pussy before his time comes. And Anna Soderstrom benefits too, cause she’s a successful gold digger. The only person who doesn’t benefit is Alison Telfer, but she should have remembered to suck on that old man’s dick more often while he was sleeping in her bed still. Way of the world.

Source: Daily Mail

WARNING – if you live within North America, don’t watch the video. You will find it offensive. You’ll probably end up suing somebody. Oh, the outrage! Naked male bums on national TV. How dare they in Sweden? Off with their heads! Seriously…

All right. Remember the Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction during Super Bowl half time break in 2004? Yeah, Justin Timberlake grabbed at Janet Jackson’s dress right over her tit and yanked ripping the tit cover off, exposing the boob which had nipple and areola covered with some ornament. It cause so much controversy morons at high places would not shut their stupid mugs about it for half a decade now. The way real time broadcasting in North America works had to be reprogrammed so we don’t expose innocent, vulnerable… someone (I don’t even know who) to the dangers of seeing half naked sagged boob. What ridiculousness.

The above is in North America, though. In Europe, they’re not as ass tight and everything works fine. The Swedish rendition of Sweden’s Got Talent featured a quartet of twinks whose act was a dance. Only they were dancing naked. Yep, four naked twinks on national TV in Sweden performing their dance. Granted, their moves were done in such way so as to cover their private parts, however they were wearing no clothes and their asses were in clear view of spectators and cameras at all times.

Imagine this would happen in North America. Janet Jackson would be put to shame with her lame attempt at destroying our purity. The whole shit country would get sued, heads would be falling, businesses would be shutting down, religious prudes would start nationwide sessions to cleanse the sheep off the sin – the entire continent would explode.

Now look what they do in Sweden – judges give performers standing ovations, audience shocked, but loving it – not because they see nudity, but because they see four twinks with balls the size of a Keiko whale. Even though these twinks weren’t that greatly rehearsed, they were given props by everyone for entertaining the crowd and bringing something new on the stage of Sweden’s Got Talent. Sweet old Europe!

Tenor Ernesto Tito Beltran Sentenced to Jail for Rape

Ernesto Tito Beltran, is a tenor from Chile who earned himself a little jail time for raping an 18 year old nanny and molesting a 7 year old. Tito was sentenced by Swedish court to two years and six months in prison. Swedish Bubba is looking forward to high pitch moaning…

Ernesto Tito Beltran will also end up paying damages to the girls – nanny’s gonna get $12,300 for getting raped and little girl is getting $15,600 for having been molested.

Even though originally from Chile, Ernesto Tito Beltran lives in Sweden and looks like rape is his favorite past time activity. In 1999 he was accused of raping a nanny of another Swedish celebrity.

Tito Beltran must be asking himself – what kind of country is Sweden? You can’t even rape a bitch without going to jail…

Below is a clip with Tito Beltran singing opera. Bitch can sing.