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Stephanie Rice Photos

Happy — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 22:40:09 +0000

Photos of Australian swimmer and an overall hottie Stephanie Rice have previously been featured on the pages of the most awesome blog in the universe, but it hasn’t been enough. There simply is never enough of Stephanie Rice photos and being a firm believer that a combination of an Aussie girl with swimmer’s firm assets deserve special recognition, I bring you a gallery of nine Stephanie Rice photos.

There have been rumors that Stephanie Rice could be bumping genitalia with Michael Phelps, but they seem to have died off and nobody followed up on them, hence they were untrue. Nobody cares about Michael Phelps anyway, do they?

The biggest water stir around the persona of Stephanie Rice have been photos she posted on her facebook. These photos had been deemed raunchy by Australian Olympic team, and when all other swimmers joined in on the lynching, her facebook profile was blocked from public access. You’d think Aussies were a bit more open minded and this type of crap was exclusive to our sue happy North America, but obviously that’s not the case. Anyway, enjoy Stephanie Rice photos, the gallery is below:

Stephanie Rice Photos by Getty Images

Amanda Beard Files Law Suit Against a Tanning Salon ProSun

Happy — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 17:58:54 +0000

Hot ass US olympic swimmer Amanda Beard must have got a vagina itch that made her file a law suit against a tanning salon company ProSun for using her hot ass photoshopped body and name on their site without her inter vaginal consent. Amanda Beard said: “morons… you can’t put my pics on your site without greasing up my wallet. What are you newbs?” Actually, she didn’t say that. I’d made that up. I think she’s too hot to be this coherent.

According to tanning salon ProSun, the pics of Amanda Beard were taken at a charity event few years ago that was graced by the presence of her invaluable vagina. ProSun felt they had the right to use the pics and so they did.

Amanda Beard needs to quit whining and show her tits already.

The picture of Amanda Beard above is copyright FHM.

Milorad Cavic Won, Michael Phelps Lost, Race was Rigged (Proof)

Happy — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:43:43 +0000

Are you also one of those who fell for false propaganda of a rigged race? Michael Phelps is not a good enough swimmer to beat Milorad Cavic. Michael Phelps plain and simple lost that race, but was made a winner, because that works well for many people, including the organizers of the Olympics. Beijing would surely love to be mentioned each time someone refers to an athlete who won most gold medals in single Olympic Games. And let’s not forget Omega watches, who were official providers of the time keeping for the event and who have close ties with Michael Phelps – one of their ambassadors. They would surely love for their spokesman to be the winner. This race was rigged, Michael Phelps = FAIL!

Men’s 100 meter butterfly style swimming event took place a week ago, but the controversy remains and the closer you look at the evidence, the clearer it becomes that Michael Phelps lost that event. Milorad Cavic won, Milorad Cavic beat Michael Phelps but the race was clearly rigged.

Not only a better swimmer, but also a better person than Michael Phelps, Milorad Cavic congratulated his opponent after the race. The photo above captured the last fractions of seconds of the race, clearly showing Milorad Cavic (in picture on the right) touching the board first. Slow motion video below shows Michael Phelps on the right touching the board second, but continuing to move forward after Milorad Cavic has already stopped. Michael Phelps did NOT win the race, Milorad Cavic did.

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Stephanie Rice Photos

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