Remember Eyelid Tattoos? That, my friend… was nothing. Welcome to the new generation is tattooing – Eyeball Tattoos. That’s right, I’m talking about a tattoo on your eyeball, I’m talking about getting your eyeball inked with a needle. I’m talking about permanent tattoo on your fucking eyeball. Ouch. Remember, the video of an eyeball tattoo below features extreme body modification. Let the word Warning be a… well, warning to you. This shit is real. Not for squeamish. Even if you’re pretty hard core, it will likely make you squeeze your ass cheeks hard together. Don’t pretend it didn’t, OK?

The freaky procedure in a video below was of first ever eyeball tattoo and the objective was to turn tattoo fans eyeball blue. It worked. The tattoo needle was inserted into subject’s eyeball 40 times. The subject, as I named him is a Canadian (I swear we’re crazy here in Canada) who calls himself Pauly Unstoppable. He claims his eye sight was perfect prior to procedure but he wanted to be the first so he went for it despite possible side effects that could lead to worsened vision.

Ready for a video that will make your toes curl? Then hit play buton below. If you’re unsure you can handle it, don’t play it. Real eyeball tattoo inside. I mean it. Don’t come at me complaining, I warned you

Eyeball Tattoo image credit: WENN

Further Reading:

• Levi Johnston Has Tattoo on his Ring Finger. Guess What it Says
• Eyelid Tattoos – Shoking Pics
• Oliver Peck Beats the Shit out of his Ex Wife Kat Von D

Levi Johnston, luckiest guy in whole of world has a name of his girlfriend Bristol tattooed on his ring finger. That’s devotion. Dude totally means it when he inserts his genitalia into Bristol’s holiest of holies. But then again, I’d get her name tattooed on my dick if I get to keep daughter of high profile politician. And I’m talking Sarah Polin, White House type of high profile, not some small town Alaska, population 8500 type of politician. I’d get Oval Office tattooed on my asshole just to keep Bristol Polin. Cause that’s when your whole life efforts start to pay off. Gold diggers with persistence and dedication reap their rewards sooner or later. I hope Levi Johnston understands that shit or else I’m gonna get “Bristol” tattooed on every bloody knuckle I have.

Oh, and WTF is John McCain thinking, hugging Bristol Polin when her dedicated, finger tattooed boyfriend Levi Johnston is around. Dude needs to get a clue. Wait a second…

As a non Americans I really don’t care who’s gonna become next US president, but I really enjoy Sarah Polin getting all the coverage. She’s such a hot MILF. We need more hot MILFs in the politics. Grumpy old men and sagged-boobs senile women don’t do it anymore. And nobody cares about young males. We need hot MILFs. That’s the only way to go. Sarah Polin for prez…

Further Reading:

• Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin So Into Each Other (pics)
• Roberta McCain, Mother of Republican Presidential Candidate Sen. John McCain
• Paris Hilton’s Video Response to John McCain’s Anti Barack Ad
• Barack the Barbarian Comic Book Cartoons – Check Them Out
• FAIL: Barack Obama Thanks Himself

No, these are not dudes eye, he has an eyelid tattoo that makes it look like eyes. His eyelids are closed exposing his tattoo making him look pretty freaky. These are pretty shocking pics. Actually, they are not that shocking. Circumcision is shocking and more painful yet so many people still get their dicks cut. What is eye lid tattoo compared to that insanity.

The boundaries of lunacy are being pushed every day. I wander when such day comes that someone will get the insides of his eyelids tattooed. I’m seriously expecting that to happen. Some guys get their penises tattooed and some even get their glands inked. How about that one, eh?

Tattoo as a body art has been performed in different parts of Africa for centuries. And not ony tattoos. Other body modifications, such as scarification, implants and so on have long history throughout the continent. It has been adopted by other parts of the world as form of art and self expression and the boundaries are pushed very year.

I have nothing against tattoos, I think they are hot, I just think that if it came down to me, if I was to get an eyelid tattoo, I’d chicken out. I don’t wear glasses, I never have, my eye sight has always been excellent. But I’m very protective of my eyes, anything gets to proximity and I pull out. They would have to put me under if I was to get eyelid tattoos. Things close to my eyes scare the shit out of me. Bad ass art, though.

Below are some more pics of eyelid tattooes, including full head covered in ink and full body. Shocking? Yes or no?

Further Reading:

• Amy Winehouse Breast Implants Photos
• Carin Ashley – Sexy Girls Next Door
• Eyeball Tattoo – Extreme Body Modification Video… Warning!
• Levi Johnston Has Tattoo on his Ring Finger. Guess What it Says
• Oliver Peck Beats the Shit out of his Ex Wife Kat Von D

…in tattoos. Oliver Peck, ex-husband of world famous tattoo artist and a star of LA Ink, the reality show on TLC – Kat von D (full name Katherine Von Drachenberg) beat the shit out of his ex wife for inking the most tattoos in 24 hour period.

Oliver Peck, notorious for his mustache, got his name listed in the Guinness Book of World Records after he successfully inked 415 tattoos at his Elm Street Tattoo shop in Dallas, Texas. From midnight on Thursday through to midnight on Friday, Oliver Peck tattooed unlucky number 13 on body parts of volunteering cops, firefighters, bartenders, etc. ranging from arms, through legs all that way to asses. I need a girlfriend who has “13″ tattooed on her ass. I’d be shooting my sperm at it each time I ejaculate after a doggy style.

By finishing 415 tattoos in 24 hours, Oliver Peck beat the record previously held by his ex-wife Kat Von D by 15. Katherine Von Drachenberg was so full of herself and now her own “hobbit with a mustache” ex husband took wind out of her sails. Nice ownage!

Kudos to Oliver Peck. Not only has he fucked his ex wife Kat Von D in the ass by beating her record, he also had it so awesomely timed. He basically spent entire Friday the 13th, from first second to last, tattooing unlucky number 13 on people’s asses. Oliver Peck fucking rocks!

Further Reading:

• FAIL: Barack Obama Thanks Himself
• Eyeball Tattoo – Extreme Body Modification Video… Warning!
• Levi Johnston Has Tattoo on his Ring Finger. Guess What it Says
• Great Guinness TV Ad – Share One With A Friend. Or Two
• Eyelid Tattoos – Shoking Pics