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Barbro Holmberg – Tiger Woods Mother in Law Taken by Ambulance

Happy — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 17:08:28 +0000

Breaking News regarding Tiger Woods again – Barbro Holmberg, Tiger Woods’ mother in law moved in and was moved out by the ambulance. It’s been pissing cats and dogs on the Tiger Woods parade as of late and there seem to be no end to it. Rumors of Elin Nordegren – Tiger’s wife moving out and into the house close by were spread on by Radar Online but this has not been confirmed. But when an ambulance pulled over by Tiger’s house earlier today and an elderly woman was carried out on a stretcher – all hell’s broken loose. It is not clear that the woman taken by ambulance was Elin Nordegren’s mother and Tiger Woods’ mother in law – Barbro Holmberg.

According to TMZ, Barbro Holmberg was taken in due to complaints about the stomach pains. At this time, Barbro Holmberg is still in the hospital and has not yet been released, in spite of several on line posts claiming otherwise. Given the melee arounf Tiger Woods persona, I’m not surprised Barbro Holmberg’s stomach called it quits. When she saw the hoards of mistresses her son in law cheated on her daughter with while running high on Ambien, her stomach probably took a 360 turn and hurled up the content on the kidneys.

Mel Gibson Divorce: Wife Robyn Gibson Reasons Irreconcilable Differences

Happy — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:39:39 +0000

Irreconcilable Differences – that’s got to be the most commonly used reason for divorce in Hollywood. This time it’s actor Mel Gibson whose wife Robyn Gibson has had enough of him filed for divorce and quote Irreconcilable Differences as reason. What better way to celebrate Easter than by getting your lawyer hand divorce papers to your significant other.

Mel Gibson divorce comes after 28 years of marriage to his wife Robyn. You’d think after 28 years as married couple they would bite the bullet and pull through the rest. Maybe it’s all different – maybe Robyn Gibson is a gold digger extraordinaire who was patiently waiting for 28 years cause she knows the settlement will be generous. Perhaps 28 years was worth it and all she could think of during that time was the chunk she was gonna get one day. She’d be a good wifey, blowing on Mel’s peen as he wished, cause she saw the fortune in the distance that would be all hers one day. That day is here. Let’s call it “The Easter Split of the Gibson’s”.

As it turns out, when Mel Gibson married Robyn, the two did not sign a prenup, hence according to the law of California, the Robyn Gibson will be entitled to half of Mel Gibson’s fortune. Damn, 28 years were worth it. Mel Gibson has been a big movie star and producer for 3 decades. His fortune is estimated at close to one billion. What a score for that gold digger. She can merrily quote Borat: “Success”!

The Mel Gibson divorce will likely involve the biggest divorce settlement in the history of Hollywood, but it will likely go smoothly and quietly. Mel has got more than enough to give away so both parties will end up with pockets full of cash. According to reports by TMZ who were the first to bring the news of Mel Gibson divorce, Robyn Gibson is also seeking spousal support, attorney fees and joint custody of their 10 year old son – the only of their 7 children who is still underage.

Scandal: TMZ Posts Miss Washington Elyse Umemoto Racy Photos

Happy — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 16:22:51 +0000

Oh noooos, Miss Washington Elyse Umemoto got high on booze, had good time with her gay friends and took some photos. Photos got leaked (translation: sold) and TMZ posted them. Bis scandal now – racy photos of young bitch are all over the net. Unheard of, what’s this world coming to?

Miss Washington Elyse Umemoto finished third at the 2008 Miss America Pageant. Then sometimes earlier this year, Elyse Umemoto got excited about life and did what all young people do – consume alcoholic beverages. Cameras are ever present nowadays, and people are ever greedy. Elyse Umemoto’s fun times were captured on camera and photos sold to TMZ. Now it turned into big ass scandal, cause I suppose once you become Miss Washington, you are expected to put on a nun dress and lock your vagina behind chastity belt.

I don’t know what the big deal is all about. Nobody remembers any Miss contestants, unless they cause a scandal. What’s the deal with snorting a little cocaine anyway?

Mike Miller – one of executive directors at Miss Washington told TMZ that Miss Washington organization is embarrassed. However, at least these people did not immediately over-react and strip Elyse Umemoto off her crown. According to Mike Miller, Elyse Umemoto has been representing Miss Washington Scholarship Organization and did good job (translation: bitch sucks mean cock) so they are not considering any disciplinary action against her ass based on the behavior depicted in these racy photos. Anyone hiring for a position of executive director at any Miss pageant? My needs a quality blow job.

More scandalous racy pictures of Miss Washington Elyse Umemoto posted by TMZ in the gallery below. You can leave comments on each photo individually:

Battered, Bruise and Beaten Rihanna Domestic Violence Face Photo from TMZ

Happy — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:47:47 +0000

Rihanna got a worthy gift for her birthday – a photo of her face battered, beaten and bruised after domestic violence incident with Chris Brown has been leaked and is now all over the internet. Beer Steak Bullshit blog can not pass on this spectacular way to wish Rihanna aka Robyn Fenty a happy birthday either. TMZ posted the pic of battered Rihanna’s face late last night and that shit spread like wildfire.

LAPD are a bit unhappy about the photo leak. They are investigating on the matter and want to find out who sold the pic of beaten Rihanna to TMZ. According to LAPD, they take confidentiality of domestic violence victims seriously and this misconduct throws their efforts off.

It’s priceless how this photo leaked just on the day of Rihanna’s birthday. Nothing like being reminded on your birthday that you were a victim of domestic violence and got your ass kicked by your gay boyfriend. That’s what bitches get for rubbing pussies with fags. I find the music of Rihanna painful, but if bitch could shut her mouth, I’d give some ass loving. She wouldn’t have to worry about domestic violence from my ass, cause I’m so fucking fat, I couldn’t put on a fight. I’d give her best ass loving of her life. Bitches who don’t appreciate nice ass loving from a quality boyfriend like myself, deserve to get battered, bruise and beaten. I offer cuddles, night long cunnillingus, breast massages, labia stretching and all that good shit. Other boyfriends, like Chris Brown offer punch to the fat lip. Rihanna you bitch, swap ass beating with ass munching. I’m your guy to munch on your ass. The only bruises you get from me are sexually related spank bruises. I’d hook you to my St. Andrew’s Cross, whip your fine tits with my leather bdsm whip, ass fuck you with my dildo, cause I probably won’t get a hard on and apply clothes pins on your nipples. Pouting of hot wax on your pussy is optional. If you like fisting, I have fat hands and love to massage cervixes. You’ll get the best loving of your life, Rihanna. Just give me a bell, k?

Miley Cyrus Racist Scandal – Slant-Eyed Mockery of Asians

Happy — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 18:10:31 +0000

Miley Cyrus Racist Scandal turned the web upside down and Asian Pacific American group (OCA) is not impressed. In her racist tirade, Miley Cyrus slanted her eyes which is believed by Asian Pacific American to be a mockery of Asians.

In a picture leaked on the net, Miley Cyrus is seen with a group of gay friends slanting her eyes, which is a common impression of an person of Asian descent. Miley’s gay boyfriend Justin Gaston is present too, but he’s not slanting his eyes, he’s lavishing that vibrating anal plug he’s got on full up his ass.

An Asian American is present in the picture, he’s not pulling no slant-eyed stunt, but then again – how would that work out? It’s like telling a fat person to blow up his cheecks to make himself look fat. It’s stupid, cause he looks fat to begin with.

But anyway. Not impressed with Miley Cyrus going racial, Asian Pacific American issued following statement to TMZ:

“The photograph of Miley Cyrus and other individuals slanting their eyes currently circulating the Internet is offensive to the Asian Pacific American community and sets a terrible example for her many young fans. This image falls within a long and unfortunate history of people mocking and denigrating individuals of Asian descent. Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans. The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable.”

Sharon Osbourne Fight with Megan Hauserman Video

Happy — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 16:23:15 +0000

This is the video of that epic fight between Sharon Osbourne and Megan Hauserman everybody is talking about. Sharon Osbourne just met with Megan Hauserman after six months of Rock of Love, Charm School Reunion reality show, Megan Hauserman let her filthy whore mouth aloose and Sharon Osbourne put the ho in place.

Megan Hauserman seemed somewhat drunk and likely was. She was interrupting everyone by forcing her stupid blonde haired mug into people’s faces and kept raising her hands up like she’s a winner and accompanied all that with an obnoxious shriek. She was tolerated up to the moment she threw verbal shit at Ozzy Osbourne at which point Sharon stood up, picked up a glass of water, threw it at skank’s face and ripped her blond hair off her stupid head. Most of it is not seen in the video as production crew and security personnel swarmed the area trying to break the fight, but it’s satisfying enough just to know that Sharon Osbourne put Megan Hauserman in place. As the fight calmed down, Sharon said to the cameras: “They can fuck with me, I don’t give a shit. But not my family”. Right on Sharon. Respect!

Simply put – Sharon Osbourne ended Megan Hauserman’s two minutes of fame with style. The skank shut her dumb mouth and had nothing more to say. Not even when TMZ paparazzi caught up with her later that day (video HERE).

Latest reports suggest that the police was involved and investigation is in progress. Obviously, Megan Hauserman is looking to extend her attention whoring by pulling off the cry baby stunt. Stupid skank should go to where she came from – sucking small town mechanics’ cocks for cigs.

Verne Troyer Filed Lawsuit Against TMZ for Publishing His Sex Tape

admin — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 03:44:23 +0000

Verne Troyer aka Mini Me is suing TMZ for $20 Million after they’ve published a part of his Mini Me sex tape. This dude is determined to make it big in media. That’s the best PR for a sex tape since Amy Fisher Caught on Tape sex tape was released, where as Amy Fisher held a pre release party.

TMZ reported about it and since they are the ones who is being sued, they’ve got the first hand account of it. But read the God Damn report – towards the end it says that TMZ did not return phone calls. So TMZ is calling itself and doesn’t answer its own calls and writes it in the report about the lawsuit. How kick ass is that?

Anyway, why does this happen every time a sex tape is leaked. They all follow the same script – a celebrity sex tape is leaked, the celebrity files a lawsuit against the publisher, gets lots of publicity, people become well aware of it after there having been a mention of it on every portal, the sales go through the roof, lots of money is made and they share it when no one is looking. It;s not like I can’t tell. Each time a new sex tape hits the waves, they follow the same script. Verne Troyer ain’t no different. Step two has been taken – lawsuit against TMZ has been filed. Now they’re gonna hope for lots of media coverage… and hat’s gonna happen. It always does. Fuckers are bound to make crap loads of cash again. And even I myself am contributing to this shit. Fuck!

Source: TMZ

Tranny Fight in LA (video)

admin — Fri, 22 Feb 2008 17:18:59 +0000

Celebrity portal TMZ has a video of a tranny fight in LA. Basically two trannies are drunk on the street and one of them sees a TMZ camera so she goes on a video rant that they couldn’t get in a club, but that doesn’t disturb her cause she was gonna be the most famous tranny and make it big and get in any club she wants.

And as she’s showing off for the camera, her tranny friends just yanks her hair and the rant turns into a hilarious tranny fight

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Barbro Holmberg – Tiger Woods Mother in Law Taken by Ambulance

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Mel Gibson Divorce: Wife Robyn Gibson Reasons Irreconcilable Differences

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Scandal: TMZ Posts Miss Washington Elyse Umemoto Racy Photos

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Battered, Bruise and Beaten Rihanna Domestic Violence Face Photo from TMZ

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Miley Cyrus Racist Scandal – Slant-Eyed Mockery of Asians

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Sharon Osbourne Fight with Megan Hauserman Video

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Verne Troyer Filed Lawsuit Against TMZ for Publishing His Sex Tape

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Tranny Fight in LA (video)

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