I’m sure each of you who’s been on the interweb for at least a couple of weeks would have heard of Dimitri the Lover and listened repeatedly to his priceless voicemail he left for some ho named Olga. Dimitri the Lover is the icon of the new generation, a man who takes no poop from a hooker and puts those insecure bitches in place. Now this famous Toronto man is back straight in everyone’s face with a movie trailer for his upcoming documentary titled with the same name he was given after his voicemails went viral on the interweb – Dimitri the Lover.
In the movie trailer, Dimitri the Lover is as straight and as no BS as with the voicemails he left for Olga. I wouldn’t run to a movie theater to see his film, but I got to give him props for jumping on the opportunity and taking it a whole step further. Check out the “Dimitri the Lover Movie Trailer” below:
Dimitri the Lover Photo by Toronto Sun
Way to make a name for yourself… Liskula Cohen, a model who appeared on front page of Vogue and modeled for some of world’s top designers, such as Gianni Versace or Giorgio Armani is suing Google because some celebrity blogger who hosts his blog on Google owned Blogger.com called her a #1 Skank. Skank is as skank does. Liskula Cohen is just a fucking desperate attention whore and needs to shut the fuck up!
36 year old Liskula Cohen who’s originally from Toronto lists her relationship status on Friendster as “Single” (check out her profile HERE but mute your speakers unless you want to barf out your breakfast. She’s got some lame music playing there). Obviously, MILF in her mid 30’s who’s still single is going through menopause midlife crisis bitchfest. She just needs a big hard dildo up her ass, that’ll shut her up.
Blogger whom Liskula Cohen is after called her for who she is – an old hag and a #1 skank. He also added that Liskula Cohen is a desperate forty something who may have been hot 10 year ago. I agree with parts of it. Obviously, one part I don’t agree with is a “forty something” comment. Dude, she’s fucking 36. Old hags give good head.
All pissed off and shit, Liskula Cohen is suing Google and wants them to give her the name of the blogger so she can show him she’s not a skank. Good times ahead. Maybe she just wants to track him down so she can milk the shit out of his dick for being the only blogger who still blogs about her. Wait…
Actually, I wouldn’t mind getting sued by Liskula Cohen. It may get me into some real shit, but it could also get me laid. Imagine the press I’d get. Hot bitches would be throwing their vaginas at my face. I’d actually get some real pussy for a change.
