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The Secret Life of the American Teenager episode 2 was shown the other night and has proven to be just as diabolically awful as the first one. But that’s why we like it. “You see like there’s this girl named Amy who’s suuuch a band geek…” Well there is but that’s the twist, Amy is a band geek but is actually the naughty girl that got pregnant, whilst hot wants to wait until she’s married.

Despite this twist “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” is still full of over played stereotypes and at times painful acting, but judging by statistics the ABC family show seems to be a hit with its audience already and the tackling of teenage emotional issues still seems a viable concept.

The “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” plot centers around six teenagers as they face the hardest thing in life - GROWING UP. There’s the bad boy Ricky, getting it on with the bad girl Majorette Adrian. The nice guy Ricky Richardson (why not just call him Timmy O’Tool) who doesn’t know Amy is pregnant with his child (poor him, he should have used a condom). And the two best friends who obviously know what’s right for them both. Did I mention one is a hot prissy cheerleader?

The Secret Life of the American Teenager airs every Tuesday at 8pm on ABC.

The trailer for The Secret Life of the American Teenager is below:

The countdown for my most anticipated movie of 2008 begins. Lost Boys 2: The Tribe, sequel to cult classic that still sends shivers down my spine when I listen to “Cry Little Sister” will be released at the end of July (yep, only few weeks away) here in Canada. Any movie fans, vampire fans, good music fans - all alike are anticipating this with lots of eagerness. I’m definitely one of them. And yesterday new official trailer has been released to keep us on the age.

I’m a bit disappointed, though. New trailer is pretty much the same as the first original Lost Boys 2 trailer. Kind of nothing extra added to it. But I can’t wait to see that goodness. Nothing like having Corey Haim, Corey Feldman in the same movie.

Lost Boys 2: The Tribe - NEW trailer is below. Enjoy!

This is very hot. The first Quantum of Solace trailer has just been released by Sony. Quantum of Solace is the 22nd James Bond movie and is highly anticipated among movie fans and regular folk alike. And the trailer looks kick ass, it seems to have lots of action going about it, even speed boat chase seems to be the part of Quantum of Solace. Awesome.

Trailer is above, spoiler is below:

22nd 007 James Bond Movie picks up where Casino Royale left off. Staring Daniel Craig as James Bond, who is mercilessly after the terrorist organization that killed his girlfriend Vesper Lynd after she had been blackmailed. As the story unveil, James Bond will face a character played by Matthew Amalric, who’s an environmentalist set out to take over the country’s water supply.

Quantum of Solace movie will also feature absolutely gorgeous Ukrainian model and actress Olga Kurylenko. Critics say Quantum of Solace will be comparable in action to Bourne trilogy. If that happens to be the case, then there’s a lot to look forward to with this James Bond installation. And the trailer definitely suggests the producers and director Marc Forester are heading the right direction.

This looks like a pretyt good documentary. Titled Religulous, the full feature film follows humorist Bill Maher on his quest around the world interviewing people about religion, God and all that good stuff.

The trailer above is just a warm up, but if entire Religulous is done in the same spirit, this movie is gonna be fun to watch. Bill Maher of course utilizes his wits to deliver unprecedented questions and interviews that bite right where it itches.

Religulous is directed by Larry Charles, the dude who also directed Borat. They’re sure playing a high game, there’s hardly any other institution as powerful as religious groups. Fr thousands of years, religion has been the tool of mind control and it is no secret that biggest wars have been ought in the name of God. Some of the greatest atrocities of all time have been committed in the name of God. Would the same people let this movie fly? Or are we going to find a pic of Bill Maher on the box of every pasteurized milk few weeks down the road?

Official trailer for the sequel to X-Files is out. The X-Files 2 will be titled I Want To Believe - who the hell comes up with those titles?

The movie directed by Chris Carter stars the well established X-Filers David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson as Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Damn, Gillian looks old and overused. She needs to be X-Filed under GMILF and retired.

Not much has been revealed by the 20th Century Fox regarding what the sequel will be about, but we can expect the same old complicated relationship between two main characters and something extra ordinary is going to happen, they’ll totally solve it and save human kind. What did I win

Considering the movie is set for release on July 25, 2008 the trailer sure came out late. I wander what the thinking of promo department is on this one. They must have some intentions with it, I wish I knew what they’re aiming for.

Producers of one of the most anticipated movies of 2008 - “The Dark Knight” have released new trailer and as expected, it delivers.

The sequel to Batman Begins has some impressive special effects and the performances of actors, including deceased Heath Ledger in role of The Joker are mind blowing - Imagination is more important that knowledge… Damn!

Maggie Gyllenhaal plays the leading lady, but is the love triangle the part of the movie plot? It’ll be a real let down if that’s the case. I guess Hollywood can’t produce a high budget, mainstream movie without some sort of love crap getting in the way and good guys beating bad guys. Crap!

I’m not particularly fond of Maggie Gyllenhaal, but I do think her acting skills are better than those of Katie Holmes who sucked in previous Batman movie.

I’m pretty sure I’m going to see The Dark Knight as soon as it is released. I need to fix bad impression I got from badly filmed previous Batmans.

Aside from above mentioned Heath Ledger and Maggie Gyllenhaal, The Dark Knight stars an impressive line of actors, including Christian Bale (as Batman), Aaron Eckhart (District Attorney Harvey Dent), Micheal Caine, Gary Oldman (Lieutenant Jim Gordon) and Morgan Freeman.

Christian Bale of course stared as Batman in prequel to The Dark Knight - Batman Begins both of which were directed by Christopher Nolan.

New movie trailer for Lost Boys 2 - The Tribe have been released today. The cult classic sequel takes place in Luna Bay, California - shady city full of surfers, where vampires are gaining control of the territory and get rid of everyone in their path.

The story revolves around Chris Emerson (played by Tad Hilgenbrink) and his little sister Nicole Emerson (played by Autumn Reeser) who moved to Luna Bay to stay with their aunt Jillian (Gabrielle Rose) after their parents died in a car accident.

Nicole manages to fall for a good looking boy who turns out to be a vampire and her brother Chris is forced to join forces with Edgar Frog (Corey Feldman) - a self proclaimed surfboard shaper and vampire hunter.

First, original trailer for Lost Boys 2 - The Tribe is below

This is pretty hot. The Foot Fist Way is a low budget movie that was filmed in 19 days. It’s about a tae kwon do instructor and a bearer of 4th degree black belt Fred Simmons (played by Danny McBride) and his fun life adventures. The Foot Fist Way was successful at the Sundance Festival this year and now they’re remixing it for full fledge movie theater release - due May 30, 2008. It’s just a simple indie style comedy that doesn’t require heavy thinking.

The Foot Fist Way trailer is rater “R” but there is nothing not work safe in it, really. You may need to turn the volume down if you’re at work, but that’s about it. Yeah, and by the way - Danny McBride, leading actor who portrays Fred Simmons in the movie has a myspace page created especially to go along with the movie. You can add him to your friends here.

Well, they call it the Most Anticipated Movie of the Year but who actually anticipated it? I haven’t even heard they were filming the movie about Anna Nicole Smith… Anyway, the trailer accompanying the movie that will bear a title “Anna Nicole” has been released today and this is what it is.

The movie features Willa Ford as Anna Nicole Smith and is directed by Keoni Waxman. I don’t know what the plot will be about, but I’m not entirely sure I will go to see that most anticipated movie of the year. I won’t be surprised if it turns out being a C-List piece of crap.

New “Sex and the City” trailer was released today. It’s longer and tells much more about the movie.