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Check out this trailer – isn’t that one of the most controversial things you have ever seen? Illegal Use of Hands is a movie about sex offenders. I don’t actually know much about this movie, maybe it’s not even a movie, just a trailer of sorts, like YouTube is full of. Great idea never the less and an awesome way to start a trailer. Illegal Use of Hands does not exist on imdb.com which makes me think it’s just a homemade video, rather than an actual movie, but you never know what could come out of that. Check it out.

There seems to be a plethora of movies that have “I Love You” in the title. I have recently seen I Love You, Man and oddly enough, it was actually a good movie. I like simple comedies. The one in a trailer above is caller I Love You Beth Cooper. It’s a story about a nerd who publically proclaims his love for Beth Cooper during his graduation speech. Beth Cooper just happens to be the most popular girl in school. While he’s at his speech, he also insults bunch of jocks who then embark on the mission to bust his ass. I Love You Beth Cooper hits theaters on May 10, 2009.

Darius Goes West is an award winning movie about 15 year old Darius Weems who suffers from Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. The documentary follows the journey of Darius Weems and his eleven friends as they go across America to Los Angeles where Darius is hoping to get his wheelchair pimped out by MTV’s Pimp My Ride.

Darius Goes West is an extraordinary and touching documentary. Because of Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy, Darius Weems had never left his home town of Athens, Georgia. Then in 2005, when he was 15 he set out on his epic journey along with his friends and the film crew under direction of Logan Smalley. Since then, the movie has won awards at 27 film festivals.

Darius Weems is now 18 year old and the crew who previously got together to film Darius Goes West are back together again, this time with a mission to sell one million copies of the movie on DVD. The discs sell for $20, and with each DVD sold, $17 will go towards the efforts to treat or cure Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. This genetic disease claimed the life of Darius’ brother who died at the age of 19. On a worldwide scale, Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy is the #1 terminal genetic disease for children. Trailer for Darius Goes West is below:

The trailer for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen movie was not scheduled to go on line until Monday (tomorrow) but leaked version is already available. The trailer has been played in front of Friday the 13th remake and as it goes – ever present bootleggers recorded everything and now it’s available on line.

The quality of the trailer is not the same as we will have once the official, not bootlegged version is made available by DreamWorks/Paramount Pictures – the distributors of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen motion picture. However even low quality recording has something to it and gives decent idea on what amount of destruction the world will be facing once Transformers 2 hits movie theaters on June 26th, 2009. Official release date was set to June 24th, 2009 but Paramount Pictures postponed it by two days.

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is a sequel to 2007 Transformers movie and is directed by Michael Bay with Steven Spielberg being an executive producer. Shia LaBeouf will again star in a role of Sam Witwicky with Megan Fox being the main female actress. That giant thing in the trailer is a Decepticon. Rumor has it a big part of the movie will be taking place in Egypt. Enjoy leaked trailer below:

Beneath the Calmest Surface Lies The Deepest Nightmare. If you’re a fan of horror movie, may I recommend you check out Lake Dead. It’s a cheesy, low budget movie that you are sure to like. It’s got hot chicks with boobies and blood. What else do you need to spend a quiet romantic weekend with that special someone?

Lake Dead is a movie about two hot ass sisters Brielle and Kelly who along with their step sister inherit a Lake Motel property in the middle of nowhere. The three hot asses take the RV, stuff it with some more people and drive up to check out what it is they inherited.

After they’ve found a cool like that belongs with the motel, the people take the weekend to decide what to do with the property which was an excuse for them to stay at the lake and enjoy it. Somehow the weekend doesn’t go as planned.

Their grandfather from whom they inherited Lake Motel died a terrible death and as the events get out of hand, the sisters learn of their psychotic relatives who still live in the area.

Watch Lake Dead this weekend, it’s cold outside anyway.

Lake Dead trailer is below.

So I’m watching this trailer for Punisher: Warzone and can’t help but think – is it gonna be the worst movie of the decade? Kind of the same as its predecessor that sucks sweaty whale dick? The trailer definitely suggests so yet I’m sure brainless kids from their mom’s basements will buy Punisher t-shirts and get Punisher tattoos cause to a brainless kid that’s “cool”.

As if completely lame original Punisher was not enough, Lionsgate decided to follow up with another torturously faggy piece that connects on lameness the original started. The synopsis or Warzone – Frank Castle aka The Punisher (Ray Stevenson) goes on a rampage, kills everyone to eventually face Jigsaw – his main nemesis. How mindboggling. Who came with this original script. Even the name of a bad guy is so fucking original it gives me anal warts.

Judging by the trailer, makers of Punisher: Warzone (directed by Lexi Alexander, co-written by Nick Santora and Art Marcum) realized that they suck ass and that the idea of The Punisher is beyond lame, so they added what they could to spice up the movie – gore. Basically, Punisher: Warzone is bound to suck any way you look at it. This worthless piece of d-list cinematography opens in theaters this weekend. Bring vomit bags with you and not because of snuff. Expect lameness to a point it’ll make you puke.

Punisher: Warzone Trailer is below:

The Secret Life of the American Teenager episode 2 was shown the other night and has proven to be just as diabolically awful as the first one. But that’s why we like it. “You see like there’s this girl named Amy who’s suuuch a band geek…” Well there is but that’s the twist, Amy is a band geek but is actually the naughty girl that got pregnant, whilst hot wants to wait until she’s married.

Despite this twist “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” is still full of over played stereotypes and at times painful acting, but judging by statistics the ABC family show seems to be a hit with its audience already and the tackling of teenage emotional issues still seems a viable concept.

The “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” plot centers around six teenagers as they face the hardest thing in life – GROWING UP. There’s the bad boy Ricky, getting it on with the bad girl Majorette Adrian. The nice guy Ricky Richardson (why not just call him Timmy O’Tool) who doesn’t know Amy is pregnant with his child (poor him, he should have used a condom). And the two best friends who obviously know what’s right for them both. Did I mention one is a hot prissy cheerleader?

The Secret Life of the American Teenager airs every Tuesday at 8pm on ABC.

The trailer for The Secret Life of the American Teenager is below:

The countdown for my most anticipated movie of 2008 begins. Lost Boys 2: The Tribe, sequel to cult classic that still sends shivers down my spine when I listen to “Cry Little Sister” will be released at the end of July (yep, only few weeks away) here in Canada. Any movie fans, vampire fans, good music fans – all alike are anticipating this with lots of eagerness. I’m definitely one of them. And yesterday new official trailer has been released to keep us on the age.

I’m a bit disappointed, though. New trailer is pretty much the same as the first original Lost Boys 2 trailer. Kind of nothing extra added to it. But I can’t wait to see that goodness. Nothing like having Corey Haim, Corey Feldman in the same movie.

Lost Boys 2: The Tribe – NEW trailer is below. Enjoy!

This is very hot. The first Quantum of Solace trailer has just been released by Sony. Quantum of Solace is the 22nd James Bond movie and is highly anticipated among movie fans and regular folk alike. And the trailer looks kick ass, it seems to have lots of action going about it, even speed boat chase seems to be the part of Quantum of Solace. Awesome.

Trailer is above, spoiler is below:

22nd 007 James Bond Movie picks up where Casino Royale left off. Staring Daniel Craig as James Bond, who is mercilessly after the terrorist organization that killed his girlfriend Vesper Lynd after she had been blackmailed. As the story unveil, James Bond will face a character played by Matthew Amalric, who’s an environmentalist set out to take over the country’s water supply.

Quantum of Solace movie will also feature absolutely gorgeous Ukrainian model and actress Olga Kurylenko. Critics say Quantum of Solace will be comparable in action to Bourne trilogy. If that happens to be the case, then there’s a lot to look forward to with this James Bond installation. And the trailer definitely suggests the producers and director Marc Forester are heading the right direction.

This looks like a pretyt good documentary. Titled Religulous, the full feature film follows humorist Bill Maher on his quest around the world interviewing people about religion, God and all that good stuff.

The trailer above is just a warm up, but if entire Religulous is done in the same spirit, this movie is gonna be fun to watch. Bill Maher of course utilizes his wits to deliver unprecedented questions and interviews that bite right where it itches.

Religulous is directed by Larry Charles, the dude who also directed Borat. They’re sure playing a high game, there’s hardly any other institution as powerful as religious groups. Fr thousands of years, religion has been the tool of mind control and it is no secret that biggest wars have been ought in the name of God. Some of the greatest atrocities of all time have been committed in the name of God. Would the same people let this movie fly? Or are we going to find a pic of Bill Maher on the box of every pasteurized milk few weeks down the road?