Barack Obama is notorious for having an absolutely awful taste in women. I mean… look at Michelle Obama. And now this. While French president Nicolas Sarkozy looks like he’s letting out a silent fart, Barack Obama is checking out the ass of a 16 year old Brazilian girl called Mayora Tavares. And that’s where bad taste in women Barack Obama is notorious for kicks in again – that’s a Brazilian ass, Mr. Obama. You think you like that fat ass, but what you don’t know is that there’s a penis skillfully tucked in there somewhere. Those Brazilians are nasty, I tell you. You think you’re checking out a girl, but when the time comes to slide your hand down the slide, you’ll be up for a surprise. Tranny will want to get her turn up your ass too. Besides, the name Mayora Tavares is suspicious on its own.

The photo of Barack Obama checking out the girl is from a moment when G8 delegates were lining up for a group picture with junior G8 delegates and Mayora Tavares managed to squeeze her fat ass in there. I hope the photographer had wide enough lens there. Now that I think of it – that’s maybe why Brazilians have fat asses – cause they tuck their dicks up their own asshole as they try to hide them under the dress, it blocks natural flow of farts and that artificially inflates their asses to a point that you can’t see shit in a photo, just a big, fat Brazilian ass.

Maybe Barack Obama noticed something plugged up Mayora Tavares’ asshole and wasn’t sure what the hell it is and that’s why he’s checking out her ass. Maybe he was gonna tell her – Hey Mayora Tavares, you got dick up your ass. Oops, it’s your own dick… sorry!

And that’s also why Nicolas Sarkozy is pulling that grin – he knows. He knows Mayora Tavares is a tranny and he knows that Barack Obama doesn’t know. He’s laughing his ass off inside knowing Barack Obama is up for a surprise. You’re not looking at a girl when you’re checking out her ass, Barack. You’re not!

Photo by Reuters

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It’s Friday afternoon, we need some items for men. Bia and Bianca Feres are identical twins form Brazil. The twins practice synchronized swimming and almost made it to the Olympic Games in Beijing to represent their home country of Brazil but didn’t make it on the boat. It makes no difference to the fact that they are one extremely hot couple of beach bodies. Surprisingly enough, the Feres Twins don’t look typically Brazilian. They are actually hot and natural. Both are naturally blond, have their own boobs and no penis in the underwear. Nice feminine look to both of them and that must be the first time I’m saying that about a Brazilian chick – I’d hit that. OK, I’m lying, I’d even hit a tranny if it came down to it, I’m so sex deprived but it changes nothing on the fact that Bia and Bianca Feres are ridiculously hot.

To make good use of the fact that Bia and Bianca are identical twins and that they both look incredibly hot, MTV Brazil employed the twins and gave them their own show. I can already see piles of North Americans buying new satellite receivers that can get Brazilian channels. Portuguese may still be an issue, but who cares what two blonds blabber about, just show those asses and we have a deal.

The gallery with lots of pics of Feres Twins is below. Nice material.

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Celebrity portal TMZ has a video of a tranny fight in LA. Basically two trannies are drunk on the street and one of them sees a TMZ camera so she goes on a video rant that they couldn’t get in a club, but that doesn’t disturb her cause she was gonna be the most famous tranny and make it big and get in any club she wants.

And as she’s showing off for the camera, her tranny friends just yanks her hair and the rant turns into a hilarious tranny fight

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