Shoe-Humping Turtle will make your day. He made mine. I never realized turtles can hump faster than they can walk, but that’s understandable. I masturbate faster than I walk too. Only I don’t masturbate into a shoe… unless I have a visit cause humping your own shoes is just gross.
Shoe-Humping Turtle, star in this hilarious video is one horny boy and what is he supposed to do. So he climbs up on a loose shoe and starts humping it. His penis is erect hard and long, but he’s too far from any holes. How do turtles hump anyway? Female turtle would still have the armor on her, how would get to her vagina? Seriously, being a turtle sucks, you even fuck with armor on and a chick you fuck is also wearing an armor. Where’s fun in that.
On the other hand, being a turtle doesn’t suck that bad. Just look at the size of this bad boys penis. Seen that thing? His penis is 1/3 of his body size. Imagine if fatty like me had a penis 1/3 of my size. That thing would be 50 feet… around!
I also never realize turtles make these cute noises when they hump. It reminds me of JAV (Japanese Adult Videos) stars – they also make those cute noises when they get humped. I wander what noises girl turtles make when they take it in doggy style. Hmmm…
Enough talk. Enjoy the video starring Shoe-Humping Turtle. That boy is the shit. The only thing I don’t like are people in the background laughing at him Have they never been so horny they’d fuck a shoe? Comon!
This is nuts. Giant Alligator, a North Australian Crocodile snaps at a turtle with his jaws and crushes it with ease like it has no shell. It got a little bit crunchy, but the powerful jaws of an alligator had no issue destroying the turtle before eating it. Actually, he just swallowed it. They’ve got giant neck, they just sort of slide it through.
Seriously, don’t mess with an alligator. I wouldn’t want to get hose sharp teeth and powerful jaws to bite anywhere on me. It’d snap in an instant. Damn…
