Beer Steak Bullshit

Michael Lockwood is married to Lisa Marie Presley though, so technically he has a contract allowing him to stick his penis into Elvis Presley’s daughter and unload his sperm onto her cervix. Excuse the Saturday afternoon visual. It’s the smell of turkey that get’s me all thinking of juicy Presley cervix. Yes, it’s the long weekend in Canada. We have our Thanksgiving in October.

So yeah, Michael Lockwood fucked Lisa Marie Presley, the sperm invaded her fertile egg and after 9 months, the twins were born. Actually, I’m not sure if she was pregnant for 9 months. Lisa Marie Presley gave birth to twin girls on October 7 via C-Section. That could mean the twins were premature and it could also mean fuck all.

Not many details were released and as you can see, even the news of twins being born reached the media with few days delay. It is not known which hospital she gave birth at, but some reports say it was at Los Robles Hospital and Medical Center in Thousand Oaks, California. Publicist did not release the names they gave to twin girls either.

Lisa Marie Presley is 40 year old and has 15-year-old son Ben and a19-year-old daughter Riley from her previous marriage to Danny Keough. Michael Lockwood is a 47-year-old music producer, songwriter and a guitarist.

Congratulations to Lisa Marie Presley and Michael Lockwood. Hope twin girls are doing good

Birth of a child is always one of the most paramount events in ones life, but when these rare twins were born, the surprise for parents and medical staff was so much more sensational. Brothers Ryan and Leo were born each with different genetics and with different skin color. Truly rare twins.

Experts say that the occurrence of one twin being black and one being white is one in a million, or less. The parents of these rare twins are of mixed races – father Stephan is a Caucasian from Germany, mother Florence is of African descent from Ghana.

The parents are definitely astonished by having such rare twins, but they are happy their boys are healthy and the birth went without complications.

Congrats to the parents, and warm welcomes to Ryan and Leo, the rare twins